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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Today’s the day to read @jernacious.itch.io’s “Gender Euphoria in the Depths of Space” ! Tension is rising between Kate, a trans woman exiled in space, and a cute alien named Emily. What to do when the thread snaps ?

Read it here: jernacious.itch.io/gender-eupho...

#comic #nsfwart #erotica
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
Where would you even wear these
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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some more helpful reminders from 2016 me who knew more than i do now #reruns
July 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Gearing up for lesson planning/prep tmw. I always get a Sunday Scaries feeling right before I get started , and then I'm like "I am actually... feeling fine. I know what I'm doing, I have been a teacher longer than my students have been alive." This happens every week.
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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In June I finished a poem about being suicidal and the tiniest things one can use as a carrot to keep themselves going, and here at the close of the year I am finally (mostly) ready to share it
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Magical Women is a comic about what happens when the bad guys won the war and now all the magical girls are middle aged. Can fascism be undone by a divorced retail worker? Read every W&F on MagicalWomenComic.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I have not been read this year's Yuletide fics because I've spent the last week or so feeling extremely antisocial but this one is fucking incredible archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Anonymous - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Yknow, I came back from vacation thinking "after all this lovely traipsing around, I cannot WAIT to sit home and do nothing for a little bit." And then the monkey's paw curled a finger down and gave me the flu on Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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You can now get BIG BUFF CAT GIRLFRIEND as a PDF/ebook!
1 8 + adults only. jessfink.itch.io
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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a gay poem from my reading tonight: “be fat, do crimes” by baruch porras hernandez
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The burden trio of;

Edelgard: everyone does so much for me already so I'll just keep these worries to myself.

Hubert: I think serving others is my only purpose in life so any problem I have gets ignored.

Ferdinand: PLEASE RELY ON ME please please please like me I won't ask for anything in return
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Sylvain makes the turkey, Dedue makes at least a dozen distinct turkey leftover meals throughout the following week.
#syldue Who the Turkey who the stuffing

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November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sylvain expects to drink bunch and nod off for hours, but ends up watching all the LotR films and tearing up during Aragorn's coronation. Dedue listens to a very long audiobook and knits at least one sock without looking at his hands. They do not speak until the plane lands, and it's perfect.
what does #syldue do on a long flight?

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November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Scarleteen is raising $40,000 to support the healthcare needs of staff and volunteers who do this vulnerable, crucial, intimate work. 204 people have donated $23k; please join them today and share. www.classy.org/campaign/scarl...
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November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Living with my parents is terrible, I'm going to try a year of teaching in Japan." Been here since 2007.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM