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rougerogue.bsky.social
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orb… and screams
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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hokaguteatime.bsky.social
Today’s the day to read @jernacious.itch.io’s “Gender Euphoria in the Depths of Space” ! Tension is rising between Kate, a trans woman exiled in space, and a cute alien named Emily. What to do when the thread snaps ?

Read it here: jernacious.itch.io/gender-eupho...

#comic #nsfwart #erotica
The cover of GEITDOS, with Kate in the center, pre-transitioned with her long hair and body hair, a hand on her chest and another on her lower half, hiding with a sorrowful expression on her face. She’s in front of an infinite-looking mirror, with the title in big bold neon letter in the center. In the foreground we see some bit of slime, probably Emily’s. The whole cover is in nuances of blues, purples and pinks ! First page of the comic with an abondonned spaceship in space in the first panel, then we see a depressed Kate with her head on her knees and arms next to a big large window, in a big dark room, then she looks at Emily, a huge neon pink/purple slime girl calling for her, while Kate narrates her story in the background. Emily is singing in the better-lit hallway while Kate is largerky ignoring her. We learn more about her and Emily while she went to the cafeteria looking for her “food”, a green substance. Which Kate watches her eat in fascination. Another page in which we can see Emily the slime girl transforming in a luscious curvy woman, then in a hot muscular man, then lastly into the first luscious woman, who is holding her cock in her hand this time. Kate, seeing it mockery and taunting, snaps and throws the plate in Emily’s direction, who barely dodges it thankfully.
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
phxomg.bsky.social nonspecific winter phoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 6d
Where would you even wear these
Shoes made to look like mossy rocks
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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tozo.today
some more helpful reminders from 2016 me who knew more than i do now #reruns
July 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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dryltt3.bsky.social
post from knightclubbing on tumblr worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNMNGRGHHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH. HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH. fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves portraits of hubert and edelgard have been overlaid
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
itsyerbuddyflan.bsky.social
Gearing up for lesson planning/prep tmw. I always get a Sunday Scaries feeling right before I get started , and then I'm like "I am actually... feeling fine. I know what I'm doing, I have been a teacher longer than my students have been alive." This happens every week.
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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ranyart.bsky.social
In June I finished a poem about being suicidal and the tiniest things one can use as a carrot to keep themselves going, and here at the close of the year I am finally (mostly) ready to share it
the case for living Sometimes a breeze blows on a sunny day. A pollen-covered bee crawls gracelessly across a poppy, loading up on food to share with all her sisters in the hive. The first tomato of the year is ripe, ready for salt and slices of fresh bread. The juice drips, tart and sweet, down to your wrist before you have the chance to lick it clean. You laugh, undignified and far too loud as you remember what your best friend said when you were young. She's long since passed, of course, but every burst of laughter brings her back. It's not enough, and yet it's all we have, each too-small seed of joy unearthed from soil watered more often by our tears than rain and melting, soft and fragile, in our hands. In lack of hope or some great blessed plan, we hold and kiss and keep them while we can.
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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rosalarian.bsky.social
Magical Women is a comic about what happens when the bad guys won the war and now all the magical girls are middle aged. Can fascism be undone by a divorced retail worker? Read every W&F on MagicalWomenComic.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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rahaeli.bsky.social
I have not been read this year's Yuletide fics because I've spent the last week or so feeling extremely antisocial but this one is fucking incredible archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Anonymous - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
itsyerbuddyflan.bsky.social
Yknow, I came back from vacation thinking "after all this lovely traipsing around, I cannot WAIT to sit home and do nothing for a little bit." And then the monkey's paw curled a finger down and gave me the flu on Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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brunodias.bsky.social
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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ivathehuman.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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jessfink.bsky.social
You can now get BIG BUFF CAT GIRLFRIEND as a PDF/ebook!
1 8 + adults only. jessfink.itch.io
The cover image of the comic BIG BUFF CAT GIRLFRIEND. It depicts a cat person with orange fur, standing with their back to the viewer. Their hands are on their hips, showing off their muscular arms and back. They are wearing a short cropped white shirt and purple workout shorts. They are looking slyly over their shoulder at the viewer. A 3 panel page from the comic. It shows the cat person and bat dancer guy flirting with each other at a bar, over a drink. The cat person is leaning towards the bat guy, their eye lids low and smirking, they say "You've uh, got some nice moves up there." The bat person leans in as well, their arms crossed on the bar, "Yeah, I saw you watching" they reply. Panel 2: the cat person puts their hand on their face in embarrassment and says "oh god, I wasn't being a creep, was I?" The bat guy laughs. Panel 3: The bat guy takes a sip of his drink and says "Yer good. You're friends with Ansel, right?" The cat person raises their brow and responds "yeah, why?" A four panel page from the comic. Panel one: The cat person leans over the shorter bat guy, grabbing the metal ring around his neck and asks "So uh...This ring just for show or can I...?" The bat guy is blushing with heavily lidded eyes, his hand on the cat person's chest. Panel 2: The bat guy whispers "It's for you-" Panel three: a close up of the bat guy's lips as he says "-to do whatever you want, please." Panel four: a full body shot of the two, standing leaning against the back of a couch. The cat person has their hand down the bat guy's shorts, caressing his butt. Their other hand is cradling his head. The cat person says with a smile, their eyes closed, "Jesus. Whatever I want huh? haha." A full page spread of the two characters. The bat guy is being pinned to the wall by the cat person. His arms are held up and pressed against the wall by one muscular arm of the cat person, their other arm holds his jaw as they kiss. The bat boy is blushing and pressing his lower body into the cat person's hip. Panel two: the cat person breaks the kiss for a moment to breathe "mmm, GOD yer cute." into the bat guy's open mouth.
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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neolithicsheep.bsky.social
TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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bextraordinary.bsky.social
♥️
To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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bnrlibrarian.bsky.social
a gay poem from my reading tonight: “be fat, do crimes” by baruch porras hernandez
ASSARACUS: BARUCH PORRAS HERNANDEZ BE FAT, DO CRIMES Whenever I break a chair just by sitting on it, I think to myself, wow MY BODY IS POWERFUL. I bend gravity as I walk! Feel the earth groan a little when I plant my feet on it. I crack mirrors when I look at them because they are not enough to hold my beauty! Calling all mountaineers! Time to climb me like the sex mountain I am! Get on fellas! Big Foot is real, you found me! Gargantuan! The beast of your dreams! Planetary! Enough to feed a village! A couch you can fuck! A bed that will massage your back as you melt on top of me, a donut between both our mouths! I know skinny jerks hate it when I say this: My sex life got better after I got fat. I'll say it again, for the back of the room: My Sex Life Got Better AFTER I GOT FAT! One lover says I make him feel like a real person, one lover says no one can make him cum as hard as I can, one lover keeps coming back, says I devour him like a meal, and I do, from his ear lobes to his delicious toes. Here comes the behemoth, get the fuck out my way! Oh no, you bought an airplane seat next to me? Get ready to cuddle, bitch! My legs, my skin, my softness abounding astronomical, my ass astounding. I have swallowed Jonah. He was delicious! I have swallowed the wooden marionette and his little old man too! ASSARACUS: BARUCH PORRAS HERNANDEZ When I have troubles I eat a donut, fuck a beautiful man, and forget. Be Fat! Do Crimes! Commit the crime of walking down the street while being fat with a smile on your face, I promise you it will just ruin the fuck out of skinny people's days. All the men on the sex apps in San Francisco, a choir of headless bodies screaming: "I am Into: Jocks! Muscle! Daddies! Twinks! College! Nerd! Trans! Otters! Fit! Any Race! Guys Next Door! Older! Younger! Kink! Poz! PnP! Discreet! Monogamous! Polyamorous! Pissplay! Footplay! PUPPYPLAY! Sir-Boy! Father-Son! Uncle-Nephew! Bisexual! Bukkake! Lampshades! Cars! Couches! Corn on the Cob! Towels! Curtains! Elbows! Trees! Carrots! Desks! Sculptures Made of Thumbtacks! Anything, Anything, WILL FUCK ANYTHING but please for the love of god, don't BE FAT! No offense, it's just a preference, if I take care of my body, so should you." But I don't care. All I have to do lift my arms at a Bear event and all the men start salivating when my shirt raises over my gut. At a sex club I run through the twinks like a lion runs through tall grass and reeds. They climb on top of me like Totoro as I fly through the gay air. At the sex party seven men get on their knees to form an ass buffet. My tongue, mightier than the sword! Where is the beef? Here I am! To Me, My X-Tra Large Men! Sometimes I have sex just because I know ASSARACUS: BARUCH PORRAS HERNANDEZ somewhere some hateful twink is furious that a fat person is loving their life. I know my orgasms are so great somewhere a skinny bitch feels the cosmic energy of my release and screams in jealous agony and to that I say "Oh honey, go have a snack."
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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cookiegamer.bsky.social
The burden trio of;

Edelgard: everyone does so much for me already so I'll just keep these worries to myself.

Hubert: I think serving others is my only purpose in life so any problem I have gets ignored.

Ferdinand: PLEASE RELY ON ME please please please like me I won't ask for anything in return
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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ageofoddish.bsky.social
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane. A plate of the same cookies.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
itsyerbuddyflan.bsky.social
Sylvain makes the turkey, Dedue makes at least a dozen distinct turkey leftover meals throughout the following week.
sylduezine.bsky.social syldue zine COMPLETE! @sylduezine.bsky.social · Nov 28
#syldue Who the Turkey who the stuffing

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November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
itsyerbuddyflan.bsky.social
Sylvain expects to drink bunch and nod off for hours, but ends up watching all the LotR films and tearing up during Aragorn's coronation. Dedue listens to a very long audiobook and knits at least one sock without looking at his hands. They do not speak until the plane lands, and it's perfect.
sylduezine.bsky.social syldue zine COMPLETE! @sylduezine.bsky.social · Nov 24
what does #syldue do on a long flight?

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November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
itsyerbuddyflan.bsky.social
"Living with my parents is terrible, I'm going to try a year of teaching in Japan." Been here since 2007.
recurse.com Recurse Center @recurse.com · Nov 11
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM