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Ken Jennings Player-Manager
Been watching more Jeopardy! recently and:
1. It’s hilarious and absurd they even tried making someone other than Ken Jennings the host after Trebek
2. Ken’s great as host but I wish like once a month he’d roll up his sleeves and hop in the game for a round, see if he’s still got it
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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lol this rocks

taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I promise you LG, there is no update you could make to the smart TV operating system that will change how I use the TV
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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phenomenal stuff from grok here
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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Absolutely brutal report just out from National Association of Realtors on the utterly broken US housing market.

First-time homebuyers fell to a historic low of just 21% of all homebuyers, and their median age was an all-time high of 40 years old.

The American Dream is dead.
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Her first film will be g rated
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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A few months ago @thelocal.to got a promising pitch from a writer with bylines in whole bunch of reputable publications—The Cut, The Guardian, Dwell, Architectural Digest, etc. Then I started investigating. Here's a story about fabulists in journalism's AI slop era. thelocal.to/investigatin...
Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
thelocal.to
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Cristiano Ronaldo? The egomaniacal sex offender who was literally named after Ronald Reagan? You think you know someone…
Cristiano Ronaldo is expected to attend a meeting at the White House, on a day when U.S. President Donald Trump is set to host the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman in the Oval Office, multiple sources have confirmed to The Athletic.

@henrybushnell.bsky.social & @adamcrafton.bsky.social
Cristiano Ronaldo expected to attend White House meeting as Trump hosts Saudi Prince MBS
Ronaldo's appearance in Washington, D.C., will mark his first known return to the U.S. in over a decade
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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math textbook covers for some reason:
Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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its genuinely so funny how much space late night tv hosts occupy in trumps mind
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
My “T.I.’s friend never urinated on me” t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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i'd love to read a real evolution of "stay woke" - i saw it evolve as:
1. in black culture, a way of pointing out structural racism
2. on black twitter, same thing but often a joke about something silly
3. white people adopt woke to mean generic antiracism
4. conservatives learn a new n-word
“woke” as i recall originated as a kind of ironic conspiratorial posting thing on black twitter (“stay woke”), and then conservatives decided it was just “political correctness” in the millennial era bsky.app/profile/unst...
I think many of them thought woke is just like clinton-era "political correctness" when the latter was imposed from the top by imbeciles who didn't know anything about anything and woke has always been a genuinely grassroots initiative
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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We’re gonna get some mileage out of this one from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Been back on a noir kick this week. Finally saw High and Low. Watched The Lady Vanishes last night. Anybody got recs? I've maybe watched 10 of the classics but always looking for a good rec.
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Any post-Trump reconstruction project will necessarily need to include the full restoration of Datpiff
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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September 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM