Not Matt
@itsnotmattj.bsky.social
Amateur history teacher, professional moron. Here to reskeet things.
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Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
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just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
January 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
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BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.
January 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.
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air bud: i play basketball
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
December 31, 2024 at 1:27 AM
air bud: i play basketball
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
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RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
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Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
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Guy who gets his news from Threads: “They’ve just arrested the shooter. His name is Gavrilo Princip”
December 10, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Guy who gets his news from Threads: “They’ve just arrested the shooter. His name is Gavrilo Princip”
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History repeats.
In late February 1921, 2 weeks before taking office as POTUS, Warren Harding writes a letter to the richest man in America, William Randolph Hearst, thanking him for helping him win the presidency with favorable coverage in major newspapers he owned & begging for his advice.
In late February 1921, 2 weeks before taking office as POTUS, Warren Harding writes a letter to the richest man in America, William Randolph Hearst, thanking him for helping him win the presidency with favorable coverage in major newspapers he owned & begging for his advice.
November 30, 2024 at 1:15 AM
History repeats.
In late February 1921, 2 weeks before taking office as POTUS, Warren Harding writes a letter to the richest man in America, William Randolph Hearst, thanking him for helping him win the presidency with favorable coverage in major newspapers he owned & begging for his advice.
In late February 1921, 2 weeks before taking office as POTUS, Warren Harding writes a letter to the richest man in America, William Randolph Hearst, thanking him for helping him win the presidency with favorable coverage in major newspapers he owned & begging for his advice.
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I definitely feel less and less interested in Twitter, but I appreciate this because it has the exact vibe I'd use to describe how it feels right now. A man desperate for relevance makes escalating levels of bad decisions in pursuit of the love of a man who lacks empathy or morals
December 1, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I definitely feel less and less interested in Twitter, but I appreciate this because it has the exact vibe I'd use to describe how it feels right now. A man desperate for relevance makes escalating levels of bad decisions in pursuit of the love of a man who lacks empathy or morals
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font choices matter
November 25, 2024 at 2:19 AM
font choices matter
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Reminder Castro invented the euro step
November 23, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Reminder Castro invented the euro step
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airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 PM
airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down
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OMG stop analysing Bluesky and just shitpost, will you? FFS.
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
OMG stop analysing Bluesky and just shitpost, will you? FFS.
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Oh, is Bluesky an echo chamber? Really? Are we missing out on the valuable contributions to human knowledge from people who post links to YouTube conspiracy videos and give their very important thoughts on White Birth Rates?
Wow, that's really sad. I'm so sad about that.
Wow, that's really sad. I'm so sad about that.
November 23, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Oh, is Bluesky an echo chamber? Really? Are we missing out on the valuable contributions to human knowledge from people who post links to YouTube conspiracy videos and give their very important thoughts on White Birth Rates?
Wow, that's really sad. I'm so sad about that.
Wow, that's really sad. I'm so sad about that.
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It’s a great day to be a hater
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 PM
It’s a great day to be a hater
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Hey Texas, “Bible infused curriculum” in public schools sounds pretty fucking unconstitutional to me.
November 22, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Hey Texas, “Bible infused curriculum” in public schools sounds pretty fucking unconstitutional to me.
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On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
serebii.net/rubysapphire/
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
serebii.net/rubysapphire/
November 21, 2024 at 12:01 PM
On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
serebii.net/rubysapphire/
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
serebii.net/rubysapphire/
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GNX = certified BANGER
King Kendrick
King Kendrick
November 23, 2024 at 12:35 AM
GNX = certified BANGER
King Kendrick
King Kendrick