SandiPants
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I fucking hate Ted Cruz
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SandiPants
@sandipantsmma.bsky.social
· Jul 10
I wasn’t lying I just unintentionally misstated aspects of the truth, which is different.
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
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Has the cash-strapped American worker fallen out of love with slop? https://cnn.it/47OzpxN
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Has the cash-strapped American worker fallen out of love with slop? https://cnn.it/47OzpxN
Made some pizzas and a chocolate pie
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Made some pizzas and a chocolate pie
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[brian kelly after reading these two posts one after the other] is this bad
October 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
[brian kelly after reading these two posts one after the other] is this bad
oopsie lost my shell 🐢
October 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
oopsie lost my shell 🐢
Ok new plan we’re selling $40 Jambalaya plates outside their hotel
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ok new plan we’re selling $40 Jambalaya plates outside their hotel
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Aleve makes you antifa.
September 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Aleve makes you antifa.
Tylenol gives you autism Advil makes you gay Asprin causes Libertarianism
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Tylenol gives you autism Advil makes you gay Asprin causes Libertarianism
Normal activities during the rapid descent into fascism
September 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Normal activities during the rapid descent into fascism
2/3 ain’t bad but I need them to flip on him right now TODAY
September 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
2/3 ain’t bad but I need them to flip on him right now TODAY
I’m roasting a 7lb chicken I’ll let y’all see it if it turns out good 🤞
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m roasting a 7lb chicken I’ll let y’all see it if it turns out good 🤞
His nussy got LOOSE
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
His nussy got LOOSE
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You about gastelum 😂😂
two men are sitting in front of a microphone and one of them is holding his head .
ALT: two men are sitting in front of a microphone and one of them is holding his head .
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You about gastelum 😂😂
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I’m much more overweight than that on a daily basis. Can’t stand these tourists!!!
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m much more overweight than that on a daily basis. Can’t stand these tourists!!!
Kelvin Gastelum stole my bit (showing up 5lbs overweight and flexing)
September 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Kelvin Gastelum stole my bit (showing up 5lbs overweight and flexing)
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CNN: "With the passing of Charlie Kirk, must we finally accept there are consequences to actions and words?!"
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
CNN: "With the passing of Charlie Kirk, must we finally accept there are consequences to actions and words?!"
I heard people are getting their accounts banned for “rest in piss”
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I heard people are getting their accounts banned for “rest in piss”
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Notice that centrists playing the respectability game feel especially compelled to defend a rat-fuck like Kirk. A man who thinks you should be allowed to beat your wife. Grow a fucking spine, and look around you.
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Notice that centrists playing the respectability game feel especially compelled to defend a rat-fuck like Kirk. A man who thinks you should be allowed to beat your wife. Grow a fucking spine, and look around you.
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My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories
September 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories
Brinner is served
September 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Brinner is served
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we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over
September 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over