SandiPants
@sandipantsmma.bsky.social
I fucking hate Ted Cruz
Made some pizzas and a chocolate pie
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Made some pizzas and a chocolate pie
oopsie lost my shell 🐢
October 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
oopsie lost my shell 🐢
Ok new plan we’re selling $40 Jambalaya plates outside their hotel
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ok new plan we’re selling $40 Jambalaya plates outside their hotel
Normal activities during the rapid descent into fascism
September 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Normal activities during the rapid descent into fascism
2/3 ain’t bad but I need them to flip on him right now TODAY
September 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
2/3 ain’t bad but I need them to flip on him right now TODAY
His nussy got LOOSE
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
His nussy got LOOSE
Brinner is served
September 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Brinner is served
Phillip’s been sitting like this for 20 minutes
September 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Phillip’s been sitting like this for 20 minutes
Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen —we are at full 100% Idiocracy now
September 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen —we are at full 100% Idiocracy now
I love when men throw stones that turn out to be boomerangs
September 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I love when men throw stones that turn out to be boomerangs
He is at his core a lying grifting self-interested POS and always has been
September 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
He is at his core a lying grifting self-interested POS and always has been
Me after getting up from the couch a little bit weird
August 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me after getting up from the couch a little bit weird
Made some white beans
August 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Made some white beans
I’d rather snack on a cyanide capsule
August 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’d rather snack on a cyanide capsule
I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot
August 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot
I worked for 3 hours then the app went down nationwide
August 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I worked for 3 hours then the app went down nationwide
laying in my bed thinking about how to get out of work today
August 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
laying in my bed thinking about how to get out of work today