Libra Longbottom
@itsfineimfineok.bsky.social
Just want to laugh and scream into the abyss in peace
Pinned
If your dark humor doesn’t make some people gasp in horror you’re doing it wrong
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so like what are we just supposed to keep doing this every day?
March 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
so like what are we just supposed to keep doing this every day?
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What if something good happened
February 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What if something good happened
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cant sleep, stewing, thinking about how easy it is for men to be taken seriously as intellectuals, and how much ground you have to claw and claw to be taken with a quarter of the gravity, as a woman
December 29, 2024 at 9:36 AM
cant sleep, stewing, thinking about how easy it is for men to be taken seriously as intellectuals, and how much ground you have to claw and claw to be taken with a quarter of the gravity, as a woman
and now we enter limbo, the time between Christmas and New Years…when time does not exist and nothing feels real. Much like how the past 4 years have felt like…
December 26, 2024 at 1:17 PM
and now we enter limbo, the time between Christmas and New Years…when time does not exist and nothing feels real. Much like how the past 4 years have felt like…
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I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me.
When will we pass privacy regulations
When will we pass privacy regulations
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me.
When will we pass privacy regulations
When will we pass privacy regulations
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"I'll take movies for $400"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"
December 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM
"I'll take movies for $400"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"
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I panicked when my car wasn't in the driveway after walking home from the mechanic so you should probably ask someone else for advice
December 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I panicked when my car wasn't in the driveway after walking home from the mechanic so you should probably ask someone else for advice
Turns on car radio,
radio host “if you’re not from here keep your mouth shut” *turns off radio* that’s enough of that…back to streaming
radio host “if you’re not from here keep your mouth shut” *turns off radio* that’s enough of that…back to streaming
December 18, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Turns on car radio,
radio host “if you’re not from here keep your mouth shut” *turns off radio* that’s enough of that…back to streaming
radio host “if you’re not from here keep your mouth shut” *turns off radio* that’s enough of that…back to streaming
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Take care of each other. Stay mad at the right people.
December 18, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Take care of each other. Stay mad at the right people.
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Before I got a phone I just used to stare at my hand all day
December 18, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Before I got a phone I just used to stare at my hand all day
It’s Monday again, deciding which personality will come out today, main character or background extra. Decisions decisions
December 16, 2024 at 4:01 PM
It’s Monday again, deciding which personality will come out today, main character or background extra. Decisions decisions
Remember when we planned our lives out for the future. What an endearing thought, a future.
December 11, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Remember when we planned our lives out for the future. What an endearing thought, a future.
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Christmas Spirit is on back order.
December 9, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Christmas Spirit is on back order.
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“Guess how many!,” I exclaim, while pointing to my remaining brain cells. But no one guesses except me, when I guess they're afraid of being wrong
December 9, 2024 at 5:14 PM
“Guess how many!,” I exclaim, while pointing to my remaining brain cells. But no one guesses except me, when I guess they're afraid of being wrong
In the clurb we all fam cause we know they don’t really care about us
December 8, 2024 at 12:04 AM
In the clurb we all fam cause we know they don’t really care about us
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have you ever felt fine during the end of the world as we know it
December 5, 2024 at 12:38 AM
have you ever felt fine during the end of the world as we know it
Just a few days left of commitment to the personality I’ve adapted to for the week
December 5, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Just a few days left of commitment to the personality I’ve adapted to for the week
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Ugh, my new boss uses the thumbs up emoji. Guess I’m filing a harassment complaint.
December 2, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Ugh, my new boss uses the thumbs up emoji. Guess I’m filing a harassment complaint.
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I’m not single and ready to mingle, but I am unclaimed and moderately deranged.
December 1, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I’m not single and ready to mingle, but I am unclaimed and moderately deranged.
It’s none of my business to stand on business anymore
December 1, 2024 at 4:21 PM
It’s none of my business to stand on business anymore
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*going supernova on the inside* i’m fine
December 1, 2024 at 12:36 PM
*going supernova on the inside* i’m fine
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Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all the anxieties.
November 30, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all the anxieties.
I’ll be in denial for at least a little while that we’re not ever getting that futuristic greenery landscape architecture I was looking forward to
November 30, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I’ll be in denial for at least a little while that we’re not ever getting that futuristic greenery landscape architecture I was looking forward to
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Thanksgiving joke!
Why did the turkey walk down the middle of the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Why did the turkey walk down the middle of the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
November 28, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Thanksgiving joke!
Why did the turkey walk down the middle of the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Why did the turkey walk down the middle of the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!