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‘Wannabe Tattoo Artist’
‘Full time Simpsons quoter’
‘All things considered, a great guy’

Just three mostly true direct quotes from my mum 😊
#LFC #YNWA
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What's the deal with this clown Jordan Peterson, is he some sort of clown or something
May 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Diego Simeone: "If anyone here has seen Julian (Alvarez) touch the ball twice, raise your hand. Come on... no? No one?"

I’m sorry but the temptation to slowly raise my hand just for shits and giggles would have been impossible to resist
March 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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“There’s only one stat that matters in football”, then proceeds to use all the other stats to show why that one matters more and is interesting in the context of the other stats
March 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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1971 Marvel postcards were like staring directly into the face of the sun.
February 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Grim as fuck
February 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Tonight I’d go with:

Westerveld,
Kromkamp, Heitinga, van den Berg, Hoever, Gini, Zenden, Babel, van de Sanden, Meijer, Gakpo

Not saying where..
January 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Doing my affirmations
December 27, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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I know lots of people on the spectrum and none of them are “accidentally” throwing up Nazi salutes
January 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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“Actually, it was a Roman salute”
January 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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… on a related point - there’s simply no excuse for anyone to still on be on X. Don’t care how may followers you have and how good the memes are there, it’s owned by this horrendous lunatic and is his tool for spreading legitimately dangerous misinformation. You’re either against him or you’re not.
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Day one and they’re doing Nazi salutes. Going to be a wild four years.
January 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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You: "Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year"
Me, an intellectual: "Every day of the year is a nightmare as we are currently living in the hellscape timeline and to say one day is worse than the others means you haven't been paying attention for the last decade"
January 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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What’s the greatest sporting moment ever televised
January 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"
January 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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SpaceX is a terrible spaceship company but an amazing fireworks company
January 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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"Man, this place is as dead as Twitter."
- Me realizing I'm on Twitter
January 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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imagine if Scooby-Doo ever said “this one’s above my pay grade” and walked out mid-case
January 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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There has to be a better way to browse on streaming services. Man was not meant to amble sidewards into the unknown; that is the business of crabs and Marios.
January 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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girl from the ring crawls out of the tv and scurries up to me, she whispers i have a boyfriend
January 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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sex is so embarrassing. like here hold my goo for me
January 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Still proud of this piece.
January 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Chiesa’s lil smile after his goal is everything 🔴🔴🔴
January 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM