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I feel like the mouth of Sauron should’ve been in way more scenes. Every 3 scenes at least.
June 12, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I feel like the mouth of Sauron should’ve been in way more scenes. Every 3 scenes at least.
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"I'll be back, maybe."
- The Procrastinator
- The Procrastinator
June 11, 2024 at 5:11 PM
"I'll be back, maybe."
- The Procrastinator
- The Procrastinator
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Diablo 4: Here's an adorable puppy! It'll follow you as you play! Collect your loot for you as you fight the undead! Trot cheerfully along as you battle demons! Snuggle up and make you smile as devil women tear off your face and hellspawn eat your bones!
Me: what the fuck is wrong with you
Me: what the fuck is wrong with you
June 11, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Diablo 4: Here's an adorable puppy! It'll follow you as you play! Collect your loot for you as you fight the undead! Trot cheerfully along as you battle demons! Snuggle up and make you smile as devil women tear off your face and hellspawn eat your bones!
Me: what the fuck is wrong with you
Me: what the fuck is wrong with you
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I think the Alito neighbors have the opportunity to do the funniest thing here.
If it were me, I would put Pride flags around the perimeter of my entire property.
If it were me, I would put Pride flags around the perimeter of my entire property.
June 11, 2024 at 11:45 AM
I think the Alito neighbors have the opportunity to do the funniest thing here.
If it were me, I would put Pride flags around the perimeter of my entire property.
If it were me, I would put Pride flags around the perimeter of my entire property.
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Kuroneko (black cat) and Shironeko (white cat) are the mascots for the delivery company Yamato Transport.
June 12, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Kuroneko (black cat) and Shironeko (white cat) are the mascots for the delivery company Yamato Transport.
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my wife is so cute, she’s getting us ready for the new baby by leaving little love notes around the house that say things like, “SHE COMES,” and “A NEW FLESH RISES,” and “HER HUNGER GROWS.” all in some sort of red ink
June 11, 2024 at 6:18 PM
my wife is so cute, she’s getting us ready for the new baby by leaving little love notes around the house that say things like, “SHE COMES,” and “A NEW FLESH RISES,” and “HER HUNGER GROWS.” all in some sort of red ink
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it's me! a blonde bombshell
June 12, 2024 at 2:24 AM
it's me! a blonde bombshell
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Giving advice always ends up the same:
"I want to do what you do! Have any advice?"
"Of course! Here is the 10-year path it took me to get here, that involved intense dedication and study."
"I don't believe you. I'm a magical genius. Society is holding me back. Fuck you old man."
"Sigh....."
"I want to do what you do! Have any advice?"
"Of course! Here is the 10-year path it took me to get here, that involved intense dedication and study."
"I don't believe you. I'm a magical genius. Society is holding me back. Fuck you old man."
"Sigh....."
June 12, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Giving advice always ends up the same:
"I want to do what you do! Have any advice?"
"Of course! Here is the 10-year path it took me to get here, that involved intense dedication and study."
"I don't believe you. I'm a magical genius. Society is holding me back. Fuck you old man."
"Sigh....."
"I want to do what you do! Have any advice?"
"Of course! Here is the 10-year path it took me to get here, that involved intense dedication and study."
"I don't believe you. I'm a magical genius. Society is holding me back. Fuck you old man."
"Sigh....."
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Think I can just about say it now, but in keeping with tradition of Tuesday being the worst day of the week; two weeks ago, my baby boy went to his final sleep. Honoured to be gifted 14 years of the greatest love, and life has changed completely.
(No sympathy please, just love your babies) 🖤💔
(No sympathy please, just love your babies) 🖤💔
June 11, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Think I can just about say it now, but in keeping with tradition of Tuesday being the worst day of the week; two weeks ago, my baby boy went to his final sleep. Honoured to be gifted 14 years of the greatest love, and life has changed completely.
(No sympathy please, just love your babies) 🖤💔
(No sympathy please, just love your babies) 🖤💔
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I just met my neighbour from 10 doors down.
Well, when I say "met" it largely involved watching a grown man in his socks chase a small cream coloured cat who'd raided his washing line for his undies before scarpering into my garden and beyond.
Cat and underpants are still at large!
Well, when I say "met" it largely involved watching a grown man in his socks chase a small cream coloured cat who'd raided his washing line for his undies before scarpering into my garden and beyond.
Cat and underpants are still at large!
June 11, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I just met my neighbour from 10 doors down.
Well, when I say "met" it largely involved watching a grown man in his socks chase a small cream coloured cat who'd raided his washing line for his undies before scarpering into my garden and beyond.
Cat and underpants are still at large!
Well, when I say "met" it largely involved watching a grown man in his socks chase a small cream coloured cat who'd raided his washing line for his undies before scarpering into my garden and beyond.
Cat and underpants are still at large!
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I was NOT selected for jury service. So I get to spend all day tomorrow with my Kaga before we say goodbye to him in the evening. I am devastated and barely functioning at times, even though he is 20 and I accept I know it is time for him.
June 11, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I was NOT selected for jury service. So I get to spend all day tomorrow with my Kaga before we say goodbye to him in the evening. I am devastated and barely functioning at times, even though he is 20 and I accept I know it is time for him.
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this is five guys when u order a small
had a dream mcdonald’s had a new size of french fries called “just fuck me up” where they just handed you a paper bag full of fries
June 12, 2024 at 5:23 AM
this is five guys when u order a small
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#EmotionalSupportSpood
Young unruly-floof stage of Phidippus regius development 🥹
Goodnight y'all 💜
🌿 🕷️
Young unruly-floof stage of Phidippus regius development 🥹
Goodnight y'all 💜
🌿 🕷️
June 12, 2024 at 4:38 AM
#EmotionalSupportSpood
Young unruly-floof stage of Phidippus regius development 🥹
Goodnight y'all 💜
🌿 🕷️
Young unruly-floof stage of Phidippus regius development 🥹
Goodnight y'all 💜
🌿 🕷️
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Belzy came down and landed on me just to slap me.
June 12, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Belzy came down and landed on me just to slap me.
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"So true, worstie" I mutter, as my enemy makes amazing points
June 11, 2024 at 7:07 AM
"So true, worstie" I mutter, as my enemy makes amazing points
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Here's part 1 of the Sam Altman series of my iHeartRadio/Cool Zone Media show Better Offline. I dig into the history of Silicon Valley's favourite confidence man, and chat about his extremely weird investments with Tom Dotan of the WSJ.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline
Better Offline: The Talented Mr. Altman on Apple Podcasts
Show Better Offline, Ep The Talented Mr. Altman - Jun 11, 2024
podcasts.apple.com
June 12, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Here's part 1 of the Sam Altman series of my iHeartRadio/Cool Zone Media show Better Offline. I dig into the history of Silicon Valley's favourite confidence man, and chat about his extremely weird investments with Tom Dotan of the WSJ.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline
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Black Gesture on Copper Ground, by Robert Motherwell, 1981, 📸 by @JaneGPhoto
June 12, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Black Gesture on Copper Ground, by Robert Motherwell, 1981, 📸 by @JaneGPhoto
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so where are all these indonesian-speaking kpop fan accounts migrating from? I haven't been paying attention
June 11, 2024 at 11:30 AM
so where are all these indonesian-speaking kpop fan accounts migrating from? I haven't been paying attention
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I used to be precocious in my youth.
Now I am postcocious
Now I am postcocious
June 11, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I used to be precocious in my youth.
Now I am postcocious
Now I am postcocious