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🌌kristina🌌
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Alex Turner's favorite mistress/Samuel L Jackson of moms/Another damn Gemini

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I don't like it when people shorten Valentine's Day into VD, because I just think about venereal disease.
February 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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🎶 snapple bottle lips and
boots with the fur 🎶
did she do the 2015 snapple bottle lip challenge
February 13, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Crank That(Soulja Boy) was on at the Subway and I needed you to dance with me while we hold our footlongs...
December 4, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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If you really want to heal,
Stop picking the scab
November 20, 2023 at 1:26 AM
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Follow me. I look like this.
November 20, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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Not only am I nutting this month I’m nutting hard
November 20, 2023 at 12:57 AM
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Hating you was hard, but wishing you would love me was worse.
November 20, 2023 at 12:24 AM
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The opposite of Thanksgiving is Spitestaking
November 20, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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I’m not asking anyone out anymore. I’m just going to wave a kerchief and go, “Yoohoo!” when I see a pretty girl.
November 20, 2023 at 1:39 AM
But if you wanna find hell with with me, we can, but only til 9pm. I gotta work tomorrow.
November 19, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Is it too early to bring me some figgy pudding?
November 9, 2023 at 12:07 PM
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I'm a fully grown adult and I still believe that if you were ran over by a steamroller, you'd pancake out like in a Road Runner cartoon.
November 7, 2023 at 11:15 PM
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If you want to talk me please do it now. I'll be asleep in about an hour but will respond in the morning.
November 7, 2023 at 11:28 PM
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I only have energy from 8:27 pm to 8:51 pm
November 7, 2023 at 6:53 PM
My pinned tweet made it to TikTok. Is this when the Illuminati asks me to sell my soul finally?
November 7, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Ah, the day after Halloween. A day of peace and calm. A day of reassurance that eating all this candy will make my belly become as big as my mouth.
November 1, 2023 at 5:09 PM
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🎶The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years🎶

WAIT does that mean all the zombies are cavemen?
October 31, 2023 at 4:51 PM
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Up the jairs, first door on the right.
October 31, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Shoves Werther's Originals in my mouth for my Halloween treat because I'm old as hell.
October 31, 2023 at 5:10 PM
It's the family chili cook-off today and last year I won out of the 6 entries. I hope everyone brings their best farts today. I am drunk on love and maybe beer.
October 22, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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Why rock the cash bar when you can rock the kasbah?
-wedding date flirting
October 11, 2023 at 10:58 PM