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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴
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Author of The Raven Knight saga, an Asian medieval Zorro who kills nobles and avoids therapy | Buy Book One: https://www.patreon.com/posts/now-available-in-139971381

Freelancer at Paste Magazine. My stuff: https://www.pastemagazine.com/author/kenneth-lowe
Remember, if your paperback spells it "milfs" instead of "milves," you have one of the unauthorized reprints!
sure I love Tolkien—I love going to comicon as an orc or a wizard or a milf or one of the dwarves
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I didn't show my entire butt by cheating on my partner with RFK Jr., which means I also haven't been inexplicably promoted to editor of a prestigious publication. I hope you'll buy my #fantasy book anyway. Unlike in real life, the vampire dies in it.

#booksky #sff

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November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I feel that at minimum there needs to be a competency test to hold any office. I don't think it'll improve policy, but it might stop officials from being this ignorant about the degree of fat shaming already going on in employer provided insurance.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Speaking as a guy who just lost his decade long freelance gig, what is the point of anything anymore? You can create a platform, get a revenue stream, get to a place where you can hire staff or solicit submissions, and then some asshole at a tech company will wiggle a switch and destroy it all.
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sincere question: Are they frying their own servers to generate AI garbage in such a way that nobody can even get to their AI garbage? What gives?
My friends: Twitter is down. YouTube is down. Slack is down. Even Grindr is down
Me: You know what’s not down…
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Sad to hear about @pastemagazine.bsky.social's Movies section, where I was an associate editor for around 7 years, shuttering. On top of editing so many incredibly talented writers, I was able to write a lot of pieces I am still proud of (🧵), like this 20-year look-back at BAD BOYS II:
This Is Unnecessary: Bad Boys II at 20
20 years ago, Bad Boys II doubled down on the violence, indulgence, and spectacle—because Michael Bay could.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Man, you don't see me going around yelling at Ryan Lizza about all the people MY grifter journalist ex girlfriend sleeps with. This is unfair.
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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yeah so here’s the news
Okay, yeah: Endless Mode is now The A.V. Club Games. We speedran this thing. Same editors, same writers, same content, just a different but familiar site. www.avclub.com/new-games-se...
The A.V. Club Games announces a new era
The A.V. Club's games section gets a major boost as Paste's and Endless Mode's games coverage joins the site.
www.avclub.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sad to say, today @pastemagazine.bsky.social announced it will suspend its Movies and TV verticals, where my writing has been appearing for 10 years. I will be ranging out looking for other places where my work can find a home, but you can always follow my Patreon. www.patreon.com/IllusiveKen
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Fantasy, mystery, horror, and pop culture commentary.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My wife got a Dutch oven of theirs on clearance somewhere for my birthday for a mere like, $200 and it is 💯 the finest thing I own that doesn't have a combustion engine or a lens.
Expensive
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Many left-leaning millennials I know absolutely hate Clinton for basically this reason.
"People like you voted for Bill Clinton, you stood by Bill Clinton"

Ma'am, I was 7 years old the last time Bill Clinton was on a ballot.

My only feelings on him were I'd get mad when I'd come home to watch Days of Our Lives and my mom would tell me it'd been preempted by his sex scandal again.
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I stumbled on a Gary Paulsen in a little free library the other day, read it one sitting, feel richer for it. It's okay to have just one thing happen in your book if the book can be polished off in just one sitting. But if you're teaching a whole unit, you need a plot, not just settings and vocab.
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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hi i read three of the words in your poste and guessed the rest from there because thats how i was taught to read. thsi is your problem now btw
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
NEW UPGRADE UNLOCKED
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Alcohol is way more regulated than sports betting right now, including ads. Illinois has also opened up slot machine betting and now every strip mall has a gaming corner. If we aren't going to prohibit it, we need to rein it in.
I’ve said before that online gambling is the thing that made me completely rethink my “prohibition is always the wrong response to vice” beliefs

it’s just too accessible, man, and the online betting sites work harder than any drug dealer to keep people with a problem from quitting
i think online gambling is a cancer that is spreading throughout our society, it was a horrible mistake to de-regulate it, and we desperately need to crack down on it again
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
All kinds of status
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yes. And I continue to argue that we should just let them "ban pronouns" and then start arresting them when they slip up. We've got the carceral state in place and they don't understand parts of speech.
So if pronouns disappear does my grandaughter call their teacher just Smith from now on?
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It could also mean blowing as in "Sucking up to him or flattering him to get something he wants" or whatever. I'm not invested in it NOT being what you guys are talking about, I'm just tempering my expectations.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I need you to link it, guys, you can't go around saying shit like this.
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We must adopt the language of the enemy in much the same way as Buster's doctor in Arrested Development. "Of course I'm tough on crime... I made recreational drugs and sex work legal, there's less crime now." "I've secured the borders! It's never been safer for immigrants to enter without documents"
“America-hater dead-Enders” is such a funny phrase for a progressive to utter. But maybe it’s not, actually
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The tensile strength of the passive voice in this headline could rival the support struts of the goddamn golden gate bridge
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM