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Ken Lowe 🐦‍⬛🐴
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Author of The Raven Knight saga, an Asian medieval Zorro who kills nobles and avoids therapy | Buy Book One: https://www.patreon.com/posts/now-available-in-139971381

Freelancer at Paste Magazine. My stuff: https://www.pastemagazine.com/author/kenneth-lowe
"I've never even heard of a 'totenkopf' before" quoth some of you raggedy bitches on here.
This is a yikes too. He gets dogwalked by Susan Collins even though Generic Dem has a 9 pt margin.

What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Seems like an indicator he was composing a lot of these on his phone. Too busy rapin' and traffickin' to sit down at a desktop.
I don’t understand how a person can write this many emails with spaces before commas
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I want to take my wife to Florida for the manatees, so I'm preparing to visit a ruined underwater civilization swarming with Nazis in the only way I know how.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
No particular reason, guys, but just reminding you I wrote about @theonion.com's Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile last month for @splinternews.bsky.social. Can't think why it just popped into my recollection again today.

www.splinter.com/jeffrey-epst...
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile Lampoons the Crap that Got Us Here
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
www.splinter.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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You really should watch the whole thing.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The other two Epstein-related emails just released by Oversight Dems: exchanges between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff regarding Trump from 2019 and 2015.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ah so we finally see his reasoning. He enlisted specifically not to be reminded that his facial follicles end an inch above his poorly knotted tie.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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trump made the prosecutor who gave epstein a pass the secretary of labor!
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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"Rather than rely on the Justice Department’s traditional review system, Trump in his second term has built a parallel network of mercy led by political allies and media figures who can reach him directly." New story from @jeremykohler.bsky.social: www.propublica.org/article/trum...
How Trump Has Exploited Pardons and Clemency to Reward Allies and Supporters
The president’s second term has brought a flood of clemency for allies and donors — as well as felons, like him, who were convicted of financial wrongdoing.
www.propublica.org
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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A reminder that the President, an adjudicated rapist, a fraud, grifter, murderer, and felon, is also a pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This crap is going to have Roland lope into frame and shoot the damn clown at the very end, and thus will become the most faithful Dark Tower adaptation.
Welcome to Derry would be better if every ten minutes a character didn't go "You better watch your ass or you'll end up driven to Shawshank Prison in a car named Car named Christine passed a Pet Cemetery. Unless you take a shining to it."
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I've been saying for years that the two things people on Facebook can't do are read and write, and this article Sarah has posted is making me spiral.
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Dune was the first book on a reading list at school that I actually enjoyed, and one of the first times I ever remember a huge plant resulting in a huge payoff (IRULAN = WIFE??? EPIGRAMS = HAGIOGRAPHY???) It made me angry at how fucking boring and bereft of knife fights most school reading is.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It is some kind of miracle anybody can read at all, man.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Béla's stuff is great, you should commission him. And if you want to see a perfect example of his work, check out the book cover he made for me. www.patreon.com/posts/now-av...
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I am stuck in The Dark Place with my own personal Taken. It's not a loop, it's a spiral. #amwriting #booksky #fantasy
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Truly a mighty samurai. The linchpin of a whole boatload of movies.
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My mother asked me today where I learned all these words in my book, and I told her the truth: I learned them from reading under my desk while my bitch ass k12 teachers were bothering me about trigonometry.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I will never need to wonder if a body snatcher is texting from my mother's phone, at least.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A new paper suggests that nature abhors a vacuum and that disease stems from miasma.
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM