“Yeah his nickname is hoover because he sucks”
No, his nickname is Hoover because he regularly inserted his penis into the primary control valve console at the Hoover Dam after hours. His service powered thousands of homes while you slept.
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
No, his nickname is Hoover because he regularly inserted his penis into the primary control valve console at the Hoover Dam after hours. His service powered thousands of homes while you slept.
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
“Yeah his nickname is hoover because he sucks”
No, his nickname is Hoover because he regularly inserted his penis into the primary control valve console at the Hoover Dam after hours. His service powered thousands of homes while you slept.
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
No, his nickname is Hoover because he regularly inserted his penis into the primary control valve console at the Hoover Dam after hours. His service powered thousands of homes while you slept.
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
i knew this guy in college who’s whole thing is that he always pooped in under 15 seconds
he didn’t manage his fiber intake or anything he just pushed really really hard
this isn’t a set up for a joke he would push so hard you could hear him scream kinda
he didn’t manage his fiber intake or anything he just pushed really really hard
this isn’t a set up for a joke he would push so hard you could hear him scream kinda
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
i knew this guy in college who’s whole thing is that he always pooped in under 15 seconds
he didn’t manage his fiber intake or anything he just pushed really really hard
this isn’t a set up for a joke he would push so hard you could hear him scream kinda
he didn’t manage his fiber intake or anything he just pushed really really hard
this isn’t a set up for a joke he would push so hard you could hear him scream kinda
do you know how i know that ai isn’t going well? i told a recruiter that the position he suggested was too junior and this was his exact response
“uhhh okay”
2 trillion dollars and ai can’t reach that level of true apathy that only real hr people in tech have
were back baby
“uhhh okay”
2 trillion dollars and ai can’t reach that level of true apathy that only real hr people in tech have
were back baby
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
do you know how i know that ai isn’t going well? i told a recruiter that the position he suggested was too junior and this was his exact response
“uhhh okay”
2 trillion dollars and ai can’t reach that level of true apathy that only real hr people in tech have
were back baby
“uhhh okay”
2 trillion dollars and ai can’t reach that level of true apathy that only real hr people in tech have
were back baby
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the person on the other side of this gloryhole doesn't know i'm in full clown makeup and attire
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
the person on the other side of this gloryhole doesn't know i'm in full clown makeup and attire
do you think ideas can feel pain
i want to cause pain to an idea
i want to cause pain to an idea
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
do you think ideas can feel pain
i want to cause pain to an idea
i want to cause pain to an idea
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do you think i could get a new XXX movie funded
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
do you think i could get a new XXX movie funded
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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taking out a penis mortgage on a new penis
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
taking out a penis mortgage on a new penis
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Letting the hard animal of my body hate what it hates
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Letting the hard animal of my body hate what it hates
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
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Love seeing my American friends’ Northern Lights pics, here are some I took in the UK last year.
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Love seeing my American friends’ Northern Lights pics, here are some I took in the UK last year.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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lmfao i hadn't realized until now that OpenAI has altogether promised 1.5 trillion in compute spending
that's Trillion with a T
brother i don't think the pornbot subscriptions are gonna get you there
that's Trillion with a T
brother i don't think the pornbot subscriptions are gonna get you there
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
lmfao i hadn't realized until now that OpenAI has altogether promised 1.5 trillion in compute spending
that's Trillion with a T
brother i don't think the pornbot subscriptions are gonna get you there
that's Trillion with a T
brother i don't think the pornbot subscriptions are gonna get you there
i knew Nathaniel was a dork but i’m genuinely impressed how he’s absorbed the elon divorced dad energy
what a fuckin loser lol
what a fuckin loser lol
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i knew Nathaniel was a dork but i’m genuinely impressed how he’s absorbed the elon divorced dad energy
what a fuckin loser lol
what a fuckin loser lol
i am so sorry but did you really think literal billionaires couldn’t find 10 dogshit losers in a dead party willing to bend for back door money
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
i am so sorry but did you really think literal billionaires couldn’t find 10 dogshit losers in a dead party willing to bend for back door money
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Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal
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robocop: CRIME... DOES NOT SLEEP. SO NEITHER... SHOULD I.
human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips?
robocop: YES.
human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips?
robocop: YES.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
robocop: CRIME... DOES NOT SLEEP. SO NEITHER... SHOULD I.
human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips?
robocop: YES.
human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips?
robocop: YES.
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Who is John Clit
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Who is John Clit
long neck
There’s a scene in the movie ‘Romantic Comedy’ where Dudley Moore’s character has a heart attack in a crowded restaurant, and if you turn on the captions you can hear that background ADR actors were directed to react with an annoyed “Oh, he’s ok!” and “Ugh! Not at lunch!”
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
long neck
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once again facing legal action for trying to enter the costco rotisserie chicken portal
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
once again facing legal action for trying to enter the costco rotisserie chicken portal
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Gotta hit the sack, tomorrow morning I start my “7 weeks to self fellating” yoga class
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Gotta hit the sack, tomorrow morning I start my “7 weeks to self fellating” yoga class
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starting one of those job simulator games with an in-depth combat tutorial that ends with "you never know when you'll need it!" and then going hours and hours and hours with no fights but every time you check the controls menu it's the combat button layout that comes up first
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
starting one of those job simulator games with an in-depth combat tutorial that ends with "you never know when you'll need it!" and then going hours and hours and hours with no fights but every time you check the controls menu it's the combat button layout that comes up first
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With all the ongoing issues here on Bluesky I've made the decision to switch platforms. If you want to follow me on Mastadon, just hit up the 90F70 server, subsector 23sd32.g, quadrant 3 (-0 rotation), using auth key "grto-rklc-wiem" filtered through inverted Base 17 encoding… (🧵 1/7)
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
With all the ongoing issues here on Bluesky I've made the decision to switch platforms. If you want to follow me on Mastadon, just hit up the 90F70 server, subsector 23sd32.g, quadrant 3 (-0 rotation), using auth key "grto-rklc-wiem" filtered through inverted Base 17 encoding… (🧵 1/7)
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don't skip leg day theyre handing out free legs
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
don't skip leg day theyre handing out free legs