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the antinomy of taste
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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don draper: i propose a toast
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
don draper: i propose a toast
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
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Super Mario 64 - Complete Clear Guide / Guide book / Media Factory / 1996
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Super Mario 64 - Complete Clear Guide / Guide book / Media Factory / 1996
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I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could
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throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
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You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
October 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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Judge Doom has immersed Tilly Norwood in The Dip
October 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Judge Doom has immersed Tilly Norwood in The Dip
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THAT IS CORRECT
What I picture every time @kenjennings.bsky.social announces someone's Final Jeopardy wager is "nothing at all"
September 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
THAT IS CORRECT
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Customer: THE CAR IS RED
DMV: RED, GANG REFERENCE
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: RED, GANG REFERENCE
Verdict: ACCEPTED
September 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Customer: THE CAR IS RED
DMV: RED, GANG REFERENCE
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: RED, GANG REFERENCE
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Personally I like not quite completing various filmmakers' filmographies. You wouldn't believe the films I have in the chamber, just waiting for the right rainy day to come along at last. To me that's one of the pleasures of cinephilia.
September 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Personally I like not quite completing various filmmakers' filmographies. You wouldn't believe the films I have in the chamber, just waiting for the right rainy day to come along at last. To me that's one of the pleasures of cinephilia.
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If I were editing a college president’s guest essay about the importance of colleges hosting “difficult speakers,” I would ask her to clarify how her argument squares with her history of expelling students for protesting, and why speakers should be treated better than her own students.
September 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If I were editing a college president’s guest essay about the importance of colleges hosting “difficult speakers,” I would ask her to clarify how her argument squares with her history of expelling students for protesting, and why speakers should be treated better than her own students.
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Mr. Holland's Beavis
August 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Mr. Holland's Beavis
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Guys, we 100% don’t need to do this. All three of these bands are correctly rated as “eh. fine.” There are worse things in life than to be wildly successful and mediocre. Not every good funk railroad can be a grand funk railroad.
coldplay deserves the same national image rehabilitation project we undertook for linkin park and nickelback. everything they put out past their first three albums or so wasn't really my bag but they're a good band
July 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Guys, we 100% don’t need to do this. All three of these bands are correctly rated as “eh. fine.” There are worse things in life than to be wildly successful and mediocre. Not every good funk railroad can be a grand funk railroad.
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<in the voice of Malice from Clipse from the song "Ace Trumpets"> penne à la vodka
July 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
<in the voice of Malice from Clipse from the song "Ace Trumpets"> penne à la vodka
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I am going to get a full professorship at this center. I'm going to show Veggie Tales videos to a bunch of 19-year-olds who brought briefcases to class and ostentatiously cry for much of the running time. My salary will be paid by a grant from the Vlad Dracul Youth Education Initiative.
Exclusive: Harvard leaders have discussed creating a center for conservative scholarship as the school fights the Trump administration’s accusations that it is too liberal.
Harvard Explores New Center for Conservative Scholarship Amid Trump Attacks
The Ivy League school has discussed an effort to ‘support viewpoint diversity’ with potential donors. Harvard says the initiative ‘will not be partisan.’
on.wsj.com
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I am going to get a full professorship at this center. I'm going to show Veggie Tales videos to a bunch of 19-year-olds who brought briefcases to class and ostentatiously cry for much of the running time. My salary will be paid by a grant from the Vlad Dracul Youth Education Initiative.
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"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
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The people standing up to those Nazi fucks in LA are heroes.
June 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The people standing up to those Nazi fucks in LA are heroes.