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“So then, when the bank doors open, we ... Louie! You jerk! ... Your hat brim is up!”
October 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“So then, when the bank doors open, we ... Louie! You jerk! ... Your hat brim is up!”
Yall this is the first job I’ve ever had that I can call off and no one asks any damn follow-up questions. I love unions.
October 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Yall this is the first job I’ve ever had that I can call off and no one asks any damn follow-up questions. I love unions.
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I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes
October 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes
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Hey bro I don't wanna sound like I don't trust you but I can't help but notice that you're acting as a friend and guide to our party yet you aren't in the box art
August 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hey bro I don't wanna sound like I don't trust you but I can't help but notice that you're acting as a friend and guide to our party yet you aren't in the box art
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France isn't real it can't hurt me
July 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
France isn't real it can't hurt me
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I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.
July 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.
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My favorite part of our wedding outline @hydrophobicfish.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My favorite part of our wedding outline @hydrophobicfish.bsky.social
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YOURE TELLING ME WE GOT MARRIED THE SAME DAY AS CHARLI XCX? WITH HOW MANY SONGS WE HAD ON OUR PLAYLIST, SHE WAS BASICALLY THERE
July 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
YOURE TELLING ME WE GOT MARRIED THE SAME DAY AS CHARLI XCX? WITH HOW MANY SONGS WE HAD ON OUR PLAYLIST, SHE WAS BASICALLY THERE
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really nothing better than being able to entertain friends with food and drink
July 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
really nothing better than being able to entertain friends with food and drink
I’m a WIFE
We had the best wedding ever. Full of community and good vibes.
July 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m a WIFE
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At one point the Nazis announced over the radio that when they caught her they were going to rend her into 309 pieces and she got all excited that they knew "her score"
Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.
A true role model for today.
A true role model for today.
July 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
At one point the Nazis announced over the radio that when they caught her they were going to rend her into 309 pieces and she got all excited that they knew "her score"
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Jazmine Sullivan and LL Cool J have both pulled out of performing at the Wawa Welcome America Fourth of July Concert in Philly in a show of solidarity with striking workers
LL Cool J, Jazmine Sullivan pull out of Philly July 4 concert due to workers strike
The Philadelphia native has joined LL Cool J in pulling out of the Wawa Welcome America concert because of the city workers' strike.
www.whatimreading.net
July 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Jazmine Sullivan and LL Cool J have both pulled out of performing at the Wawa Welcome America Fourth of July Concert in Philly in a show of solidarity with striking workers
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nothing matters. everything is computer. go ahead and eat that 5th hotdog
July 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
nothing matters. everything is computer. go ahead and eat that 5th hotdog
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It's wedding season, and I talked to CNN about the surprising history (and future) of the bridal veil: shopping.yahoo.com/style/clothi...
Dress codes: Why do brides wear veils?
One of the oldest elements of a bridal ensemble, dating at least as far back as Ancient Greece, veils have largely remained a staple accessory for even the most modern or subversive brides.
shopping.yahoo.com
June 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's wedding season, and I talked to CNN about the surprising history (and future) of the bridal veil: shopping.yahoo.com/style/clothi...
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Inject this into my veins: youtu.be/x--N03NO130
Frankenstein | Guillermo del Toro | Official Teaser | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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June 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Inject this into my veins: youtu.be/x--N03NO130
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Kuerigs bring nothing positive to this world and I think we need to reckon with that. Coffee that tastes like water? Plastic waste? All so you don’t have to take an extra step?
June 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Kuerigs bring nothing positive to this world and I think we need to reckon with that. Coffee that tastes like water? Plastic waste? All so you don’t have to take an extra step?
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Finally, a Holy War I can join
June 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Finally, a Holy War I can join
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June 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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The reason we can’t afford social services is because we give the lion’s share of our money to either actual military to beat up on people abroad, or paramilitary forces to beat up on people at home.
We should stop doing that.
We should stop doing that.
June 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The reason we can’t afford social services is because we give the lion’s share of our money to either actual military to beat up on people abroad, or paramilitary forces to beat up on people at home.
We should stop doing that.
We should stop doing that.
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"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
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it's cool that we managed to put machines on mars that can take and send pictures and i support space exploration as a public endeavor and public good, but holy fuck everything we've seen out there is so much uglier and less cool than our own planet
Sol 1519: Left Navcam, imaged at 13:41:28.731 (local mean solar time)
May 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it's cool that we managed to put machines on mars that can take and send pictures and i support space exploration as a public endeavor and public good, but holy fuck everything we've seen out there is so much uglier and less cool than our own planet
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Because I know what it is to introduce yourself with usefulness I would tell someone asking me this that I didn’t need anything but recently I’ve changed that up. I try to honor the question and our friendship by saying “hang with me” or a small act of service I know won’t tax them.
What do you need?
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Because I know what it is to introduce yourself with usefulness I would tell someone asking me this that I didn’t need anything but recently I’ve changed that up. I try to honor the question and our friendship by saying “hang with me” or a small act of service I know won’t tax them.