Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique
@titotitoq85.bsky.social
Wipe your feet when you step in my house. Hello new people. I’m your Puerto Rican friend that doesn’t actually think big pun is top 5. 40+ Disabled/Poly/Ace
Pinned
Some things have changed and I’m trying to make sure I can stay housed here to get my transplant. If you could help it would be immensely appreciated.
This is what I’ve been thinking about a lot.
I belong where I'm wanted.
Not where I'm familiar, not where I'm expected to be, not where I've been before. I go where I'm shown my presence is not just desired but treasured.
Not where I'm familiar, not where I'm expected to be, not where I've been before. I go where I'm shown my presence is not just desired but treasured.
idk, i just...
if someone isn't treating me well--not *mistreating* me, but also not reciprocating my energy--why would i maintain the connection??
i understand it may be a reflection of how they view themselves, but i'm not sure it means i should sit in limbo, either
if someone isn't treating me well--not *mistreating* me, but also not reciprocating my energy--why would i maintain the connection??
i understand it may be a reflection of how they view themselves, but i'm not sure it means i should sit in limbo, either
August 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is what I’ve been thinking about a lot.
My favorite is him in “bottoms”
Accidentally watched two movies with Marshawn Lynch in it. I love that he's in his acting bag!
August 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My favorite is him in “bottoms”
Off this app? I’m quiet, always make sure the outfit match the Jordan’s and I’m asking you a lot of questions and intently listening because I like to get to know people better than they know themselves.
Off this app? I'm soft and tall, I smell good, and social anxiety makes me talk too fast and go on random tangets. 🤓
August 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Off this app? I’m quiet, always make sure the outfit match the Jordan’s and I’m asking you a lot of questions and intently listening because I like to get to know people better than they know themselves.
That’s how you jinx it then we get a messy update 😂
Someone needs to start a #wemetonbluesky thread.
I really do, LOVE... Love.
I'm seeing A LOT more couples on here... Who found each other.. ON HERE, and it's wonderful to see. 😌😌
I'm seeing A LOT more couples on here... Who found each other.. ON HERE, and it's wonderful to see. 😌😌
August 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
That’s how you jinx it then we get a messy update 😂
I’m convinced many have children because they want to take their oppression out on said children. You want to treat your kids the way life, your job, this system, has treated you. And the excuse you use is getting them ready for the real world.
August 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m convinced many have children because they want to take their oppression out on said children. You want to treat your kids the way life, your job, this system, has treated you. And the excuse you use is getting them ready for the real world.
I’d say that’s me. Ion want kids but I like being a big brother/uncle type.
Maybe for some .. but I often see folks who don’t want children of their own make a clear distinction that they enjoy and love on lots of children but simply don’t desire them for themselves.
I think the hate kids crew is different.
I think the hate kids crew is different.
I don’t want kids turned into I don’t like kids and they should never be anywhere I am 😭
August 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’d say that’s me. Ion want kids but I like being a big brother/uncle type.
Will smith not doing the matrix will never stop being funny to me cause im sure you thought wild Wild West was gonna hit then you was on Netflix doing cop movies with orcs
August 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Will smith not doing the matrix will never stop being funny to me cause im sure you thought wild Wild West was gonna hit then you was on Netflix doing cop movies with orcs
I don’t want kids turned into I don’t like kids and they should never be anywhere I am 😭
Not liking kids started as online jokes but has truly morphed into to full on personalities for some folks.
And it never stops being weird to see it.
And it never stops being weird to see it.
August 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I don’t want kids turned into I don’t like kids and they should never be anywhere I am 😭
Lemme get that con arroz blanco tia
Today for breakfast I made a pot of soup with the leftover meats from this week plus yuca, corn, & yautia. It came out great, let me go heat some up for round 2.
August 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Lemme get that con arroz blanco tia
Lincoln Clay in mafia 3:
I can’t stop tearing these crackers up.
August 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Lincoln Clay in mafia 3:
When I heard “functioning coke user” I knew I’d heard everything
August 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
When I heard “functioning coke user” I knew I’d heard everything
Restaurants that have rice and beans as two seperate sides deserve a special place in hell.
August 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Restaurants that have rice and beans as two seperate sides deserve a special place in hell.
Will smith was infamously safe with his movie choices and he said the matrix wasn’t explained/pitched to him well so he didn’t do it.
Seriously 🤣🤣
The fact that he turned down the matrix to do that 😂
August 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Will smith was infamously safe with his movie choices and he said the matrix wasn’t explained/pitched to him well so he didn’t do it.
yall complain about bad viral podcast clips but you keep posting them 😂
August 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
yall complain about bad viral podcast clips but you keep posting them 😂
The fact that he turned down the matrix to do that 😂
I'm watching Wild Wild West for the first time. Yikes. What a terrible movie but 90s Will Smith dressed as a cowboy?!
a woman wearing a hat is making a funny face
Alt: a woman wearing a hat is biting her fist
media.tenor.com
August 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The fact that he turned down the matrix to do that 😂
HAY COMIDA EN CASA
August 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
HAY COMIDA EN CASA
Next time your kid complains about not wanting a shower put him through the car wash rinse
August 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Next time your kid complains about not wanting a shower put him through the car wash rinse
Soooonnnnnn assasss iiiiiii gettttt homeeeee
How did God know to put all that flavor round the cows tail????
Maybe Faith Evans was on to something
Maybe Faith Evans was on to something
August 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Soooonnnnnn assasss iiiiiii gettttt homeeeee
Reposted by Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique
Me reading this:
August 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Me reading this:
My version of this would be inviting her to a fighting game tournament I’m entering and losing every game I competed in.
what would you do if a man invites you to a pick up game & he can’t play for shit?
August 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My version of this would be inviting her to a fighting game tournament I’m entering and losing every game I competed in.
This is hillarious
I’ve had this happen, unexpectedly. Was nearby and he asked me to “be [his] cheerleader”.
Started doing a “make ONE shot!” cheer and saying that statistically he would have to make the next one.
Started doing a “make ONE shot!” cheer and saying that statistically he would have to make the next one.
what would you do if a man invites you to a pick up game & he can’t play for shit?
August 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is hillarious
This question just gave me my AARP card
any of y'all ever heard of this television program “columbo”
August 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This question just gave me my AARP card
Do you care if a rapper writes their lyrics or not?
August 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Do you care if a rapper writes their lyrics or not?