The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
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Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:
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I honestly can't believe I'm 48 today... and it SHOULD BE quite believable, as I was 47 last year. 🤣 🤣
I'm shocked, nonetheless. 😂
Blessed to see another birthday! 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 😌
I'm shocked, nonetheless. 😂
Blessed to see another birthday! 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 😌
February 18, 2026 at 10:47 AM
I honestly can't believe I'm 48 today... and it SHOULD BE quite believable, as I was 47 last year. 🤣 🤣
I'm shocked, nonetheless. 😂
Blessed to see another birthday! 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 😌
I'm shocked, nonetheless. 😂
Blessed to see another birthday! 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 😌
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February started off wonderfully, in 1978..😌🙌🏿
I was actually due at the end of January... But little did my Mum know, that she would push out a 10lb baby, 18 days late 😂
🗣️ EIGHTBOMBOCLAAATTEEN!
I just know she was CUSSING cussing, in that delivery room. 🤣😭
Cheers! I'm 48, TUHDAAAAAY!!
I was actually due at the end of January... But little did my Mum know, that she would push out a 10lb baby, 18 days late 😂
🗣️ EIGHTBOMBOCLAAATTEEN!
I just know she was CUSSING cussing, in that delivery room. 🤣😭
Cheers! I'm 48, TUHDAAAAAY!!
February 18, 2026 at 9:10 AM
February started off wonderfully, in 1978..😌🙌🏿
I was actually due at the end of January... But little did my Mum know, that she would push out a 10lb baby, 18 days late 😂
🗣️ EIGHTBOMBOCLAAATTEEN!
I just know she was CUSSING cussing, in that delivery room. 🤣😭
Cheers! I'm 48, TUHDAAAAAY!!
I was actually due at the end of January... But little did my Mum know, that she would push out a 10lb baby, 18 days late 😂
🗣️ EIGHTBOMBOCLAAATTEEN!
I just know she was CUSSING cussing, in that delivery room. 🤣😭
Cheers! I'm 48, TUHDAAAAAY!!
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Happy Birthday old man
February 18, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Happy Birthday old man
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Happy Birthday 👍🏾💪🏾🥳🥳🥳🫶🏾🫶🏾👏🏾👏🏾🎈🎊🎉🎁🎁🎈🎁🎈🎁🎈
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Happy Birthday 👍🏾💪🏾🥳🥳🥳🫶🏾🫶🏾👏🏾👏🏾🎈🎊🎉🎁🎁🎈🎁🎈🎁🎈
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Happpppyyy birthday to ya!!!!!!
February 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Happpppyyy birthday to ya!!!!!!
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Happy Birthday 🎉
February 18, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Happy Birthday 🎉
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Happy birthday!!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳
February 18, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Happy birthday!!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Happy Birthday!! 🥳
February 18, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Happy Birthday!! 🥳
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Happy birthday!!
February 18, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Happy birthday!!
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Happy birthday!
February 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Happy birthday!
I honestly can't believe I'm 48 today... and it SHOULD BE quite believable, as I was 47 last year. 🤣 🤣
I'm shocked, nonetheless. 😂
Blessed to see another birthday! 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 😌
I'm shocked, nonetheless. 😂
Blessed to see another birthday! 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 😌
February 18, 2026 at 10:47 AM
I honestly can't believe I'm 48 today... and it SHOULD BE quite believable, as I was 47 last year. 🤣 🤣
I'm shocked, nonetheless. 😂
Blessed to see another birthday! 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 😌
I'm shocked, nonetheless. 😂
Blessed to see another birthday! 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 🙌🏿 😌
February started off wonderfully, in 1978..😌🙌🏿
I was actually due at the end of January... But little did my Mum know, that she would push out a 10lb baby, 18 days late 😂
🗣️ EIGHTBOMBOCLAAATTEEN!
I just know she was CUSSING cussing, in that delivery room. 🤣😭
Cheers! I'm 48, TUHDAAAAAY!!
I was actually due at the end of January... But little did my Mum know, that she would push out a 10lb baby, 18 days late 😂
🗣️ EIGHTBOMBOCLAAATTEEN!
I just know she was CUSSING cussing, in that delivery room. 🤣😭
Cheers! I'm 48, TUHDAAAAAY!!
February 18, 2026 at 9:10 AM
February started off wonderfully, in 1978..😌🙌🏿
I was actually due at the end of January... But little did my Mum know, that she would push out a 10lb baby, 18 days late 😂
🗣️ EIGHTBOMBOCLAAATTEEN!
I just know she was CUSSING cussing, in that delivery room. 🤣😭
Cheers! I'm 48, TUHDAAAAAY!!
I was actually due at the end of January... But little did my Mum know, that she would push out a 10lb baby, 18 days late 😂
🗣️ EIGHTBOMBOCLAAATTEEN!
I just know she was CUSSING cussing, in that delivery room. 🤣😭
Cheers! I'm 48, TUHDAAAAAY!!
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Me, and the crew, dressed for brunch... because the restaurant said, no hats, jeans, or trainers...
January 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Me, and the crew, dressed for brunch... because the restaurant said, no hats, jeans, or trainers...
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Me breaking up an argument, that I definitely instigated...
December 15, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Me breaking up an argument, that I definitely instigated...
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Nobody:
Me: "Damn.. I got a parking space right up front! I gotta play the lottery."
Me: "Damn.. I got a parking space right up front! I gotta play the lottery."
December 21, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Nobody:
Me: "Damn.. I got a parking space right up front! I gotta play the lottery."
Me: "Damn.. I got a parking space right up front! I gotta play the lottery."
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Me laughing at a joke I don't understand, because I like her a little bit...
January 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Me laughing at a joke I don't understand, because I like her a little bit...
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"Stand still, and come here!
Be quiet, and tell me what's wrong.."
How can I possibly expect my children to follow my instructions, when THIS is the type of confusing shit, I say to them?!? 🤣😂
Be quiet, and tell me what's wrong.."
How can I possibly expect my children to follow my instructions, when THIS is the type of confusing shit, I say to them?!? 🤣😂
January 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"Stand still, and come here!
Be quiet, and tell me what's wrong.."
How can I possibly expect my children to follow my instructions, when THIS is the type of confusing shit, I say to them?!? 🤣😂
Be quiet, and tell me what's wrong.."
How can I possibly expect my children to follow my instructions, when THIS is the type of confusing shit, I say to them?!? 🤣😂
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Me looking back at the car I just walked past, because I heard it lock...
May 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Me looking back at the car I just walked past, because I heard it lock...
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Me catching up on all my shows, while she gives me the "Silent" treatment...
December 23, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Me catching up on all my shows, while she gives me the "Silent" treatment...
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Asking me to pay EXTRA, to go "Ad Free"... When I already pay for the app... Is as ridiculous as, booking a flight, and the airline tells me I have to pay EXTRA, if I want the plane to land, before I get off... Smh 🤣😭
March 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Asking me to pay EXTRA, to go "Ad Free"... When I already pay for the app... Is as ridiculous as, booking a flight, and the airline tells me I have to pay EXTRA, if I want the plane to land, before I get off... Smh 🤣😭
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Me having a word with myself, because I'm acting out of character:
December 7, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Me having a word with myself, because I'm acting out of character:
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Me when a bot follows me:
December 12, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Me when a bot follows me:
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Me in #AQuietPlace getting everyone killed, because I'm stress eating cake...
January 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Me in #AQuietPlace getting everyone killed, because I'm stress eating cake...
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Nobody:
Me, to all my enemies:
Me, to all my enemies:
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Nobody:
Me, to all my enemies:
Me, to all my enemies:
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Me slapping the remote, instead of just changing the batteries:
December 29, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Me slapping the remote, instead of just changing the batteries: