The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
Pinned
Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:
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Nobody:
Me, on my first day back at work:
Me, on my first day back at work:
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Nobody:
Me, on my first day back at work:
Me, on my first day back at work:
Nobody:
Me back at work, trying to remember all my login passwords:
Me back at work, trying to remember all my login passwords:
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Nobody:
Me back at work, trying to remember all my login passwords:
Me back at work, trying to remember all my login passwords:
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First portrait of 2026!
These portraits have helped me immensely with decision making!
#artistsofblacksky #blerd #blerdsky #blacksky #blackskyart
These portraits have helped me immensely with decision making!
#artistsofblacksky #blerd #blerdsky #blacksky #blackskyart
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
First portrait of 2026!
These portraits have helped me immensely with decision making!
#artistsofblacksky #blerd #blerdsky #blacksky #blackskyart
These portraits have helped me immensely with decision making!
#artistsofblacksky #blerd #blerdsky #blacksky #blackskyart
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Don't play with me and my damn food! I will slap this shit out of you and that waiter!
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Don't play with me and my damn food! I will slap this shit out of you and that waiter!
Complaining, and being angry all the time... Looks exhausting.
I'm a positive person, so I can't have THAT energy, impeding mine.
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE, stay from around me.
I'm a positive person, so I can't have THAT energy, impeding mine.
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE, stay from around me.
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Complaining, and being angry all the time... Looks exhausting.
I'm a positive person, so I can't have THAT energy, impeding mine.
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE, stay from around me.
I'm a positive person, so I can't have THAT energy, impeding mine.
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE, stay from around me.
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I'd demand another plate cause you walking my plate away through more air and more if you breathing on it 😭
January 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I'd demand another plate cause you walking my plate away through more air and more if you breathing on it 😭
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how to retire with $24 in the bank.
What is one thing you would like to learn this year?
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
how to retire with $24 in the bank.
Nobody:
Me, on my first day back at work:
Me, on my first day back at work:
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Nobody:
Me, on my first day back at work:
Me, on my first day back at work:
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Shoulda never doubted myself
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Shoulda never doubted myself
Skynet has NEVER shown anything else.
OpenAI is now facing eight wrongful death lawsuits from grieving families who claim that ChatGPT drove their loved ones to suicide.
Soelberg’s complaint also alleges that company executives knew the chatbot was defective before it pushed it to the public last year.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Soelberg’s complaint also alleges that company executives knew the chatbot was defective before it pushed it to the public last year.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Disturbing Messages Show ChatGPT Encouraging a Murder, Lawsuit Alleges
A lawsuit against OpenAI reveals the chilling ChatGPT messages that drove a middle aged man to kill his 83-year-old mother.
futurism.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Skynet has NEVER shown anything else.
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When that orange piss stain dies... I'm gonna party like I just sniffed the finest Columbian coke.. and then hit the Soul Train line..
a group of people are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says " out "
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says " out "
media.tenor.com
July 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
When that orange piss stain dies... I'm gonna party like I just sniffed the finest Columbian coke.. and then hit the Soul Train line..
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I wonder if THIS will FINALLY be the year, that orange... Fades to black.
🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I wonder if THIS will FINALLY be the year, that orange... Fades to black.
🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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Dear Donald Bloated Orange Bitch Ass Paedophile Racist Rapist Cunt Trump...
August 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Dear Donald Bloated Orange Bitch Ass Paedophile Racist Rapist Cunt Trump...
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Nobody:
Me every time I see the orange nimrod, on my TV screen:
Me every time I see the orange nimrod, on my TV screen:
October 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Nobody:
Me every time I see the orange nimrod, on my TV screen:
Me every time I see the orange nimrod, on my TV screen:
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When that orange piss stain dies... My celebrations, will be one for the ages!!
October 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When that orange piss stain dies... My celebrations, will be one for the ages!!
Teach them young.
They absorb information effortlessly, at that age... as long as there's repetition.
They absorb information effortlessly, at that age... as long as there's repetition.
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Teach them young.
They absorb information effortlessly, at that age... as long as there's repetition.
They absorb information effortlessly, at that age... as long as there's repetition.
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What is this? Why is Denzel beating this man?! Lmaoo
January 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
What is this? Why is Denzel beating this man?! Lmaoo
I know you're referring to the NFL... But it's EXACTLY the same for me, with football here.
People are incapable of forming an independent thought / opinion... So they just regurgitate nonsensical takes, they saw online. Smh.
People are incapable of forming an independent thought / opinion... So they just regurgitate nonsensical takes, they saw online. Smh.
I love football but I don’t talk about it very often cuz a lot of people don’t really know what they talking about.
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I know you're referring to the NFL... But it's EXACTLY the same for me, with football here.
People are incapable of forming an independent thought / opinion... So they just regurgitate nonsensical takes, they saw online. Smh.
People are incapable of forming an independent thought / opinion... So they just regurgitate nonsensical takes, they saw online. Smh.
Breathtakingly, beautiful.
My goodness!!
My goodness!!
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Breathtakingly, beautiful.
My goodness!!
My goodness!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
They looked at who was enjoying their food the most, and swooped in!
I'm sorry, there just wasn't enough altercations breaking out!! 💀💀
Try to take MYYYYY FOOD, and it's...
They looked at who was enjoying their food the most, and swooped in!
I'm sorry, there just wasn't enough altercations breaking out!! 💀💀
Try to take MYYYYY FOOD, and it's...
January 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
They looked at who was enjoying their food the most, and swooped in!
I'm sorry, there just wasn't enough altercations breaking out!! 💀💀
Try to take MYYYYY FOOD, and it's...
They looked at who was enjoying their food the most, and swooped in!
I'm sorry, there just wasn't enough altercations breaking out!! 💀💀
Try to take MYYYYY FOOD, and it's...
I shouldn't laugh at this... But we're WAAAAAAAY beyond that now!! 🤣😭🤣😭
I'm blaming Pash, when my entry into heaven... Is denied!!
I'm blaming Pash, when my entry into heaven... Is denied!!
“You rolling and he can’t see!? Y’all gotta stick together!”
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I shouldn't laugh at this... But we're WAAAAAAAY beyond that now!! 🤣😭🤣😭
I'm blaming Pash, when my entry into heaven... Is denied!!
I'm blaming Pash, when my entry into heaven... Is denied!!
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anywho, be who you are! love who you love! life is too short!
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿🔥
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Back to work tomorrow
January 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Back to work tomorrow