The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
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Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:
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Lmfaooo I remember respecting yo pinned
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Lmfaooo I remember respecting yo pinned
A black cinematic... Masterpiece. 🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿
This is a black card moment have you watched meteor man before
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
A black cinematic... Masterpiece. 🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿
Well UNDISCOVER that shit... IMMEDIATELY!!
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Well UNDISCOVER that shit... IMMEDIATELY!!
Congratulations!! 👌🏿🔥👌🏿🔥
I’m officially cleared to start my new job on Monday y’all 🥹 some bs tried to hold me up at the last second but let me tell you bout my God!!
And my tribe. Y’all + friends keeping me in good spirits, parents allowing me to be home, the prayers & encouragement, I’m too grateful man. New chapter me!!
And my tribe. Y’all + friends keeping me in good spirits, parents allowing me to be home, the prayers & encouragement, I’m too grateful man. New chapter me!!
a woman in a leopard print shirt stands in front of a box of cheerios
ALT: a woman in a leopard print shirt stands in front of a box of cheerios
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Congratulations!! 👌🏿🔥👌🏿🔥
🤣😭🤣😭 They ALL said...
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🤣😭🤣😭 They ALL said...
😭😭😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
😭😭😭😭😭
When this is all said, and done... They're gonna try to rewrite history on this shit... and we CAN'T let them.
Border Patrol agents posed at "The Bean" for an apparent photo op after a weekend of clashes in Little Village. blockclubchi.co/4oUHKae
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When this is all said, and done... They're gonna try to rewrite history on this shit... and we CAN'T let them.
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Give the compliment and keep it pushing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Give the compliment and keep it pushing.
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"Frank" must've been one of the REALEST ever, because everyone wants to be him... Right before they tell the truth.
"I'll be frank with you, I.."
"I'll be frank with you, I.."
December 28, 2024 at 8:45 AM
"Frank" must've been one of the REALEST ever, because everyone wants to be him... Right before they tell the truth.
"I'll be frank with you, I.."
"I'll be frank with you, I.."
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"She was the baddest, and he was the realest.."
May 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"She was the baddest, and he was the realest.."
😭😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
😭😭😭😭
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I get it. Fully worth the consequences 😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I get it. Fully worth the consequences 😂
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😭😆
Nobody:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
😭😆
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REAL😂😂😂😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
REAL😂😂😂😂😂
I think it's already off... and everyday she plugs it in, like a USB stick
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I think it's already off... and everyday she plugs it in, like a USB stick
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Nobody:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Nobody:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
I broke it off with the woman at the gym...
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I broke it off with the woman at the gym...
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
Nobody:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Nobody:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
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Big Dog: You see this shyt
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Big Dog: You see this shyt
I STILL love Gremlins, at my big, tough-back age. 🤣🤣
This is excellent news!!
This is excellent news!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I STILL love Gremlins, at my big, tough-back age. 🤣🤣
This is excellent news!!
This is excellent news!!
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I’m screaming in this bar 😭😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m screaming in this bar 😭😭😭
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"She's pretty as hell but a menace" -A carpenter from Nazareth
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"She's pretty as hell but a menace" -A carpenter from Nazareth
A "Hacket" is CRAAAAAZY. 🤣
Or, is it a "Cognacket" ? 😭
Or, is it a "Cognacket" ? 😭
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A "Hacket" is CRAAAAAZY. 🤣
Or, is it a "Cognacket" ? 😭
Or, is it a "Cognacket" ? 😭