Suki Suburbia🇺🇸
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I am your moral compass, but I'm not calibrated right. #hailyeah #yoga #podcaster 808/301/703 DM(V) DMs closed
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Need to worry about the border of his forehead.
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Need to worry about the border of his forehead.
Well, hello cutie!! Do you come here often?
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Well, hello cutie!! Do you come here often?
At this time, I will take a moment of silence for Michael Jackson. No one should've went through what you went through.
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
At this time, I will take a moment of silence for Michael Jackson. No one should've went through what you went through.
Do you remember?
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Do you remember?
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February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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In my rain resistant hoodie stealing [redacted] look from jjk modulo.
February 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
In my rain resistant hoodie stealing [redacted] look from jjk modulo.
The gag is we never needed you to recognize us, in order for us to recognize ourselves
February 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The gag is we never needed you to recognize us, in order for us to recognize ourselves
I be celebrating this dude and the Baltimore dude like I voted for them myself
Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
February 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I be celebrating this dude and the Baltimore dude like I voted for them myself
She left my collar on like she my owner
So when she downward dog I jump up on her
So when she downward dog I jump up on her
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
She left my collar on like she my owner
So when she downward dog I jump up on her
So when she downward dog I jump up on her
By now, everyone is well aware of me
You think you can take care of me
But boy, you should be fuckin' scared of me 🎼🎼🎤🎤🎤
You think you can take care of me
But boy, you should be fuckin' scared of me 🎼🎼🎤🎤🎤
February 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
By now, everyone is well aware of me
You think you can take care of me
But boy, you should be fuckin' scared of me 🎼🎼🎤🎤🎤
You think you can take care of me
But boy, you should be fuckin' scared of me 🎼🎼🎤🎤🎤
Does anyone know where I can get a spicy pickle in the DMV area like a large pickle that you have to hold with two hands I'm not pregnant. I just have been looking for a specific pickle.😭 I know where to find them in North Carolina
February 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Does anyone know where I can get a spicy pickle in the DMV area like a large pickle that you have to hold with two hands I'm not pregnant. I just have been looking for a specific pickle.😭 I know where to find them in North Carolina
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😭 have u had Natalie’s tangerine juice it’s so good
February 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
😭 have u had Natalie’s tangerine juice it’s so good
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In honor of Black History Month, we’re celebrating trailblazers from across NJ-07 whose talent and impact changed the world. Today, we’re highlighting Whitney Houston, a once-in-a-generation voice who broke barriers and set a new standard in music.
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
In honor of Black History Month, we’re celebrating trailblazers from across NJ-07 whose talent and impact changed the world. Today, we’re highlighting Whitney Houston, a once-in-a-generation voice who broke barriers and set a new standard in music.
"we received your payment"
-well it's good to see that somebody's getting paid around here. Must be nice.
-well it's good to see that somebody's getting paid around here. Must be nice.
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
"we received your payment"
-well it's good to see that somebody's getting paid around here. Must be nice.
-well it's good to see that somebody's getting paid around here. Must be nice.
I want some orange juice, but unfortunately, I'm not in a position to take out a loan for it right now.
February 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I want some orange juice, but unfortunately, I'm not in a position to take out a loan for it right now.
And what did those people do with that lady's mom?
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
And what did those people do with that lady's mom?
You have to turn your sign up a little louder. I couldn't hear it.
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
You have to turn your sign up a little louder. I couldn't hear it.
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Yes or how about check in on a loved one today. You keep showing your bias ma’am. Little mamma wouldn’t approve 🤣🤣🤣
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Yes or how about check in on a loved one today. You keep showing your bias ma’am. Little mamma wouldn’t approve 🤣🤣🤣
Like what on earth is making you forget that you are a vegetarian Usha whose man is asking you to eat chicken?!? do you understand how disrespectful that is? Why am I upset on your behalf? That's what's wrong with my heart. I need to change that.
a woman sitting in a car with the words stand up written on her face
ALT: a woman sitting in a car with the words stand up written on her face
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February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Like what on earth is making you forget that you are a vegetarian Usha whose man is asking you to eat chicken?!? do you understand how disrespectful that is? Why am I upset on your behalf? That's what's wrong with my heart. I need to change that.
I just want all women who make people looking at you, Usha to ask yourself am I doing the right thing in this moment?😭 should I be giving a man who does not know he's married to a brown woman more brown children like, what the hell are you doing? Oh my God I just wanna talk.
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I just want all women who make people looking at you, Usha to ask yourself am I doing the right thing in this moment?😭 should I be giving a man who does not know he's married to a brown woman more brown children like, what the hell are you doing? Oh my God I just wanna talk.
But what even is Trump derangement syndrome? And to me it seems like his people should be called that but why are they calling everyone else that?
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
But what even is Trump derangement syndrome? And to me it seems like his people should be called that but why are they calling everyone else that?
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TWICE? WTF?
a man wearing headphones and a yellow shirt is looking at something
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a yellow shirt is looking at something
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February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
TWICE? WTF?
It took me 30 minutes to get off the call with my grandmother yesterday and I feel like everybody else should have to go through that
soooooo it's a good day to call your grandma
soooooo it's a good day to call your grandma
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
It took me 30 minutes to get off the call with my grandmother yesterday and I feel like everybody else should have to go through that
soooooo it's a good day to call your grandma
soooooo it's a good day to call your grandma
Today is a good day to call any relative older than 50.
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Today is a good day to call any relative older than 50.