The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only..
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only..
It says "Dad Joke connoisseur" in my bio for a reason.... and the reason is, I'm EXACTLY that. 🤣🤣
I LOVE the stupid jokes. The make you groan, eye roll, that's not even funny.... Type of jokes. 😂😂
Aye... You hear the one about the clumsy footwear?
....They were slippers.
I LOVE the stupid jokes. The make you groan, eye roll, that's not even funny.... Type of jokes. 😂😂
Aye... You hear the one about the clumsy footwear?
....They were slippers.
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It says "Dad Joke connoisseur" in my bio for a reason.... and the reason is, I'm EXACTLY that. 🤣🤣
I LOVE the stupid jokes. The make you groan, eye roll, that's not even funny.... Type of jokes. 😂😂
Aye... You hear the one about the clumsy footwear?
....They were slippers.
I LOVE the stupid jokes. The make you groan, eye roll, that's not even funny.... Type of jokes. 😂😂
Aye... You hear the one about the clumsy footwear?
....They were slippers.
Yeah so anyway...
I went to a therapist about my fear of camping, and she agreed, that it's too... Intents.
I went to a therapist about my fear of camping, and she agreed, that it's too... Intents.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yeah so anyway...
I went to a therapist about my fear of camping, and she agreed, that it's too... Intents.
I went to a therapist about my fear of camping, and she agreed, that it's too... Intents.
Did you hear the one about the untold story?
... Me neither
... Me neither
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Did you hear the one about the untold story?
... Me neither
... Me neither
I got this cracking joke about eggs...
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I got this cracking joke about eggs...
AYE YEEEEEEOOOOW!!! It's REALLY Friday, for the WHOLE day though! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
Don't over think it... You've worked hard all week... Just DO IT! You deserve it.
Don't over think it... You've worked hard all week... Just DO IT! You deserve it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
AYE YEEEEEEOOOOW!!! It's REALLY Friday, for the WHOLE day though! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
Don't over think it... You've worked hard all week... Just DO IT! You deserve it.
Don't over think it... You've worked hard all week... Just DO IT! You deserve it.
I swear these people HATE black women... Because WHY would you blame Meg, of all people?????
You can see that she's enriched man's life... But THAT is the narrative they've chose to run with. SMMFH.
It's hatred for black women, and it's ALSO... Plain old, JEALOUSY.
They can ALL... Fuck off!!!
You can see that she's enriched man's life... But THAT is the narrative they've chose to run with. SMMFH.
It's hatred for black women, and it's ALSO... Plain old, JEALOUSY.
They can ALL... Fuck off!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I swear these people HATE black women... Because WHY would you blame Meg, of all people?????
You can see that she's enriched man's life... But THAT is the narrative they've chose to run with. SMMFH.
It's hatred for black women, and it's ALSO... Plain old, JEALOUSY.
They can ALL... Fuck off!!!
You can see that she's enriched man's life... But THAT is the narrative they've chose to run with. SMMFH.
It's hatred for black women, and it's ALSO... Plain old, JEALOUSY.
They can ALL... Fuck off!!!
It feels waaaaaay too Fridayish, for it to only be Thursday. Smh
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It feels waaaaaay too Fridayish, for it to only be Thursday. Smh
Yup.. Solid, to strike that fatal blow. You gotta run up on it like...
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yup.. Solid, to strike that fatal blow. You gotta run up on it like...
😂 Smh... What is this propaganda?!?
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
😂 Smh... What is this propaganda?!?
Me in the club, when I'm 150 years old...
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me in the club, when I'm 150 years old...
I caught wind of it, over here.. Smh
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I caught wind of it, over here.. Smh
I love how in 80's and 90's movies, the dialogue is sometimes too quiet, but EVERY SINGLE action sequence... Is like...
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I love how in 80's and 90's movies, the dialogue is sometimes too quiet, but EVERY SINGLE action sequence... Is like...
😭😭😭 I cry, EVERY... TIME.
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
😭😭😭 I cry, EVERY... TIME.
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
🤣😭🤣😭 They ALL said...
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🤣😭🤣😭 They ALL said...