The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
It says "Dad Joke connoisseur" in my bio for a reason.... and the reason is, I'm EXACTLY that. 🤣🤣
I LOVE the stupid jokes. The make you groan, eye roll, that's not even funny.... Type of jokes. 😂😂
Aye... You hear the one about the clumsy footwear?
....They were slippers.
I LOVE the stupid jokes. The make you groan, eye roll, that's not even funny.... Type of jokes. 😂😂
Aye... You hear the one about the clumsy footwear?
....They were slippers.
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It says "Dad Joke connoisseur" in my bio for a reason.... and the reason is, I'm EXACTLY that. 🤣🤣
I LOVE the stupid jokes. The make you groan, eye roll, that's not even funny.... Type of jokes. 😂😂
Aye... You hear the one about the clumsy footwear?
....They were slippers.
I LOVE the stupid jokes. The make you groan, eye roll, that's not even funny.... Type of jokes. 😂😂
Aye... You hear the one about the clumsy footwear?
....They were slippers.
Yeah so anyway...
I went to a therapist about my fear of camping, and she agreed, that it's too... Intents.
I went to a therapist about my fear of camping, and she agreed, that it's too... Intents.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yeah so anyway...
I went to a therapist about my fear of camping, and she agreed, that it's too... Intents.
I went to a therapist about my fear of camping, and she agreed, that it's too... Intents.
Did you hear the one about the untold story?
... Me neither
... Me neither
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Did you hear the one about the untold story?
... Me neither
... Me neither
I got this cracking joke about eggs...
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I got this cracking joke about eggs...
Me in the club, when I'm 150 years old...
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me in the club, when I'm 150 years old...
I caught wind of it, over here.. Smh
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I caught wind of it, over here.. Smh
😭😭😭 I cry, EVERY... TIME.
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
😭😭😭 I cry, EVERY... TIME.
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀