The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
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A giant water bug?
If it’s a giant water bug, they are capable of swimming, diving, burrowing, and flying.
They also have the most painful pinch in the world.
If it’s a giant water bug, they are capable of swimming, diving, burrowing, and flying.
They also have the most painful pinch in the world.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A giant water bug?
If it’s a giant water bug, they are capable of swimming, diving, burrowing, and flying.
They also have the most painful pinch in the world.
If it’s a giant water bug, they are capable of swimming, diving, burrowing, and flying.
They also have the most painful pinch in the world.
Yup.. Solid, to strike that fatal blow. You gotta run up on it like...
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yup.. Solid, to strike that fatal blow. You gotta run up on it like...
Whole new set of problems.. Lol
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Whole new set of problems.. Lol
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Took that shit on the chin and was like “aight, bet”
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Took that shit on the chin and was like “aight, bet”
Trusty slipper it is then
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trusty slipper it is then
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Sorry to jump in but them mfs never die when you spray them. A super bug if you will.
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sorry to jump in but them mfs never die when you spray them. A super bug if you will.
LMMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
LMMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!
🤣🤣🤣 Damn.. It casually inhaled the spray, like weed smoke?
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
🤣🤣🤣 Damn.. It casually inhaled the spray, like weed smoke?
Spray, and a good slipper... Will send it to glory
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Spray, and a good slipper... Will send it to glory
😂 Smh... What is this propaganda?!?
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
😂 Smh... What is this propaganda?!?
🤣🤣🤣 Fair point
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
🤣🤣🤣 Fair point
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If you’d lie about that, how do I know you’re not lying about lying?! 😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If you’d lie about that, how do I know you’re not lying about lying?! 😭😭😭