H R Pickens
@hrpickens.bsky.social
I don't expect to be followed back. When I find your stuff interesting, I don't necessarily expect you to find my stuff interesting.
That photo is fake. It's not me. But also, basically, it is.
That photo is fake. It's not me. But also, basically, it is.
I'm sorry, Charlie Brown. I'm afraid I can't do that.
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm sorry, Charlie Brown. I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Elon turned on a "show this user's location" feature on Twitter expecting he'd expose all his enemies as bots and sockpuppet accounts
instead he revealed all his right-wing allies as bots and sockpuppet accounts
he revealed that the fucking DHS account runs from Israel
instead he revealed all his right-wing allies as bots and sockpuppet accounts
he revealed that the fucking DHS account runs from Israel
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Elon turned on a "show this user's location" feature on Twitter expecting he'd expose all his enemies as bots and sockpuppet accounts
instead he revealed all his right-wing allies as bots and sockpuppet accounts
he revealed that the fucking DHS account runs from Israel
instead he revealed all his right-wing allies as bots and sockpuppet accounts
he revealed that the fucking DHS account runs from Israel
I hope this guy keeps filing lawsuits. I will never get tired of watching him eat shit.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I hope this guy keeps filing lawsuits. I will never get tired of watching him eat shit.
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Wow, a Long Island jury awarded $112 Million to 674 immigrants who were unlawfully held by county police so they could be handed over to ICE
Federal jury awards $112M to immigrants detained by Suffolk for ICE
A federal jury found the county and the Sheriff's Office violated the Constitutional rights of 674 people.
longisland.news12.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wow, a Long Island jury awarded $112 Million to 674 immigrants who were unlawfully held by county police so they could be handed over to ICE
Betteridge's Law strikes again.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Betteridge's Law strikes again.
I don't follow the NFL. The whole CTE thing just takes all the joy out of it for me.
Well, most of the joy. I still get some out of reading about Aaron Rodgers eating shit.
Well, most of the joy. I still get some out of reading about Aaron Rodgers eating shit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I don't follow the NFL. The whole CTE thing just takes all the joy out of it for me.
Well, most of the joy. I still get some out of reading about Aaron Rodgers eating shit.
Well, most of the joy. I still get some out of reading about Aaron Rodgers eating shit.
I miss baseball. Opening day cant get here soon enough
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I miss baseball. Opening day cant get here soon enough
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It says “feel an inner sense of moral superiority and then shut the fuck up and take the W”
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It says “feel an inner sense of moral superiority and then shut the fuck up and take the W”
SHOCKER: DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE WINS NEW YORK ELECTION
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
SHOCKER: DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE WINS NEW YORK ELECTION
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You never know when that red phone is going to ring in the middle of the night and the person on the other end urgently needs to know which animal goes moo
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You never know when that red phone is going to ring in the middle of the night and the person on the other end urgently needs to know which animal goes moo
If Jenn Budd returned, and every single user who was cruel to her about the AI video left, this platform would be much improved.
Assholes.
Assholes.
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If Jenn Budd returned, and every single user who was cruel to her about the AI video left, this platform would be much improved.
Assholes.
Assholes.
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Little known fact: Proserpina went 2-5 with two RBIs in that game.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Little known fact: Proserpina went 2-5 with two RBIs in that game.
My God what a game.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My God what a game.
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Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Happy Halloween
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Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
I don't like how fast Roberts is burning through pitchers. This could be another long night. Maybe slow down?
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I don't like how fast Roberts is burning through pitchers. This could be another long night. Maybe slow down?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Miguel Rojas.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Miguel Rojas.
I can't remember a game with more amazing defensive plays on both sides.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I can't remember a game with more amazing defensive plays on both sides.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Miguel Rojas.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Miguel Rojas.
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
World series TTOTBLAN
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
World series TTOTBLAN
I get that not everyone is a history nut. And I get that for people a lot younger than me, WW2 is ancient history and might as well be the Peloponnesian war.
But the totenkopf is just incredibly potent iconography and I can't get my head around the idea of a functional adult who doesn't get that.
But the totenkopf is just incredibly potent iconography and I can't get my head around the idea of a functional adult who doesn't get that.
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I get that not everyone is a history nut. And I get that for people a lot younger than me, WW2 is ancient history and might as well be the Peloponnesian war.
But the totenkopf is just incredibly potent iconography and I can't get my head around the idea of a functional adult who doesn't get that.
But the totenkopf is just incredibly potent iconography and I can't get my head around the idea of a functional adult who doesn't get that.