Howard D'Fuque
@howardthefuck.bsky.social
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this guy has helped create a bunch of movies i love so I don't begrudge him for shit like The Minecraft Movie. but i genuinely don't understand how you can love Calvin and Hobbes or respect Bill Watterson as an artist and want to do this
This headline starts unremarkably, and ends with me seeing red. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Roy Lee Grossed $9B From Movies Like ‘Weapons’ and ‘Minecraft’ But What He Really Wants to Do Is Make ‘Calvin & Hobbes’
In a rare interview, THR’s Producer of the Year, whose 11 credits in 2025 also include ‘The Long Walk’ and ‘How to Train Your Dragon,’ explains why studios should give fewer notes and how a psychic dr...
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December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this guy has helped create a bunch of movies i love so I don't begrudge him for shit like The Minecraft Movie. but i genuinely don't understand how you can love Calvin and Hobbes or respect Bill Watterson as an artist and want to do this
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Dont worry they just need you to send $95 more dollars to act blue so they can vote 'present' again
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Dont worry they just need you to send $95 more dollars to act blue so they can vote 'present' again
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World-historic pedophile who is killing Venezuelans, abducting Americans and destroying the bureaucratic state. I do not care where the votes are on impeachment you use it as a venue to hammer these points home and keep his administration at least on the defensive.
Dont worry they just need you to send $95 more dollars to act blue so they can vote 'present' again
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
World-historic pedophile who is killing Venezuelans, abducting Americans and destroying the bureaucratic state. I do not care where the votes are on impeachment you use it as a venue to hammer these points home and keep his administration at least on the defensive.
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November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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The fact this is even a problem shows we live in a broken society
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The fact this is even a problem shows we live in a broken society
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October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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as more and more local businesses and people around me start just giving in to using genAI i become more and more of a militant. if the bubble hasn't popped in a year i'm going to be conspiring to flood data centers with cement
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
as more and more local businesses and people around me start just giving in to using genAI i become more and more of a militant. if the bubble hasn't popped in a year i'm going to be conspiring to flood data centers with cement
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As someone who has lived my whole adult life in cities deemed “dangerous”—NYC, NOLA, and SF—I think a lot about how dense cities require patience, calm, and tolerance in the midst of social difference, which are of course exactly the civic virtues that the right resents being told to cultivate.
August 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
As someone who has lived my whole adult life in cities deemed “dangerous”—NYC, NOLA, and SF—I think a lot about how dense cities require patience, calm, and tolerance in the midst of social difference, which are of course exactly the civic virtues that the right resents being told to cultivate.
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the democrats should send out some fundraising emails and texts asking for money and then give the vast majority of it to consultants. they shouldn't oppose trump in any meaningful way and the next time they take power they should continue the majority of his policies
August 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the democrats should send out some fundraising emails and texts asking for money and then give the vast majority of it to consultants. they shouldn't oppose trump in any meaningful way and the next time they take power they should continue the majority of his policies
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Moronic Qs so far from press corps at this Trump/DC avail. One about what cleaning up DC means to Trump personally, one about whether other cities can expect this, then third and fourth Qs switch topics to tariffs and Russia.
Nothing useful or specific. This used to be a prestigious beat!
Nothing useful or specific. This used to be a prestigious beat!
August 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Moronic Qs so far from press corps at this Trump/DC avail. One about what cleaning up DC means to Trump personally, one about whether other cities can expect this, then third and fourth Qs switch topics to tariffs and Russia.
Nothing useful or specific. This used to be a prestigious beat!
Nothing useful or specific. This used to be a prestigious beat!
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Didn't know corn had nerve endings and the ability to feel fear. You learn something new every day!
August 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Didn't know corn had nerve endings and the ability to feel fear. You learn something new every day!
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i do not think hank hill voted for trump. cartoon characters have pretty famously been disenfranchised since City of Toon Town v. Cloverleaf LLC went against them in 1952
August 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i do not think hank hill voted for trump. cartoon characters have pretty famously been disenfranchised since City of Toon Town v. Cloverleaf LLC went against them in 1952
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"i can't believe you don't like that politician just because you disagree over ~one single thing~" & then the one single thing is whether minorities should have human rights
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"i can't believe you don't like that politician just because you disagree over ~one single thing~" & then the one single thing is whether minorities should have human rights
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The Senate passed the MAGA budget. Now it’s up to the House—and we’ve got a list of 27 vulnerable reps and their top donors. It’s time to apply pressure. Start calling. Start tagging. Let’s do this! Link to the spreadsheet included below:
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...
Objection: HOMEWORK FOR THE HOUSE
The Senate passed the bill. The House is up next. Let’s make them feel the heat.
open.substack.com
July 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Senate passed the MAGA budget. Now it’s up to the House—and we’ve got a list of 27 vulnerable reps and their top donors. It’s time to apply pressure. Start calling. Start tagging. Let’s do this! Link to the spreadsheet included below:
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...
I wore a shirt emblazoned with the Sesame Street cast that said "ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD" to my first day of undergrad and still managed to get laid. These young men must stink to high heaven.
July 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I wore a shirt emblazoned with the Sesame Street cast that said "ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD" to my first day of undergrad and still managed to get laid. These young men must stink to high heaven.
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She sent Bill Clinton to Dearborn to lecture Arab Americans on why they’re losers
Besides the fact that she could have straightened this out on Rogan, she failed to send every voter in Dearborn a gift basket. So now we have fascism. Thanks Kamala.
July 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
She sent Bill Clinton to Dearborn to lecture Arab Americans on why they’re losers
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Remembering how blindingly racist the Clinton campaign was in 2008 and how none of those people have apologized or been exorcised from the Democratic party. Anyway, hope that doesn't come into play between now and November for any reason!
June 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Remembering how blindingly racist the Clinton campaign was in 2008 and how none of those people have apologized or been exorcised from the Democratic party. Anyway, hope that doesn't come into play between now and November for any reason!
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If you want to see the anti Jake Tapper (by which I mean an actual journalist reporting honestly and not some jerkoff hack Islamaphobic Homophobic haircut trying to sell a dogshit book), we got Jacob right here.
Keep up the protests. They are working.
Keep up the protests. They are working.
Seth: Do you think that there’s a chance these protests will be effective?
Me: No doubt about it.
Me: No doubt about it.
June 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you want to see the anti Jake Tapper (by which I mean an actual journalist reporting honestly and not some jerkoff hack Islamaphobic Homophobic haircut trying to sell a dogshit book), we got Jacob right here.
Keep up the protests. They are working.
Keep up the protests. They are working.
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EATIN GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
June 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
EATIN GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
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God he's PISSED about Mamdani but knows better than to say it outright lol
June 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
God he's PISSED about Mamdani but knows better than to say it outright lol
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today's favorite vibe is people who were screaming, shitting, throwing up over the possibility of Zohran Mamdani beating Andrew Cuomo in the primary pretending they're unbothered while smugly predicting an apocalypse for NYC because it didn't pick the serial sex offender
June 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
today's favorite vibe is people who were screaming, shitting, throwing up over the possibility of Zohran Mamdani beating Andrew Cuomo in the primary pretending they're unbothered while smugly predicting an apocalypse for NYC because it didn't pick the serial sex offender
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It's such a shame that Stephen Colbert died on the last day of filming The Colbert Report and we'll never get to know what else he might've been capable of
June 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's such a shame that Stephen Colbert died on the last day of filming The Colbert Report and we'll never get to know what else he might've been capable of
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Very cool, and also very safe, that everyone people trying to live their lives now have to account for the possibility of these absolute dorks doing Sicario Fantasy Camp maneuvers at random.
New footage just dropped of ICE agents in Bell running through an intersection and driving erratically — in private vehicles (with no lights or sirens), causing a traffic accident after which they jumped out of their pickup truck with machine guns drawn. This is what set everything off in Bell.
June 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Very cool, and also very safe, that everyone people trying to live their lives now have to account for the possibility of these absolute dorks doing Sicario Fantasy Camp maneuvers at random.