Holographic Golem
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Holographic Golem
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Triangle man that the more he thinks about it is really bad about distilling what exactly he's about.
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⭐ ANNOUNCING ⭐
Our holiday extravaganza....Anti-fa-la-la-la-la!

Join us at Bookclub on December 12th for a night of fun featuring music, drag, comedy, caroling and more...led by an incredible group of Chicago-based performers!
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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icarus should have just used stronger wax j/s
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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In Conversation: Raina Telgemeier on Facing Feelings and the Power of Now

The Beat spoke with best-selling graphic novelist Raina Telgemeier about her new book, touring the country, and collaborating with Scott McCloud.
In Conversation: Raina Telgemeier on Facing Feelings and the Power of Now
The Beat spoke with best-selling graphic novelist Raina Telgemeier about her new book, touring the country, and collaborating with Scott McCloud.
www.comicsbeat.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Historian who focuses on the 2000-2050's head down deep in thought as he listens to the crackled recording on the hi fi cybersoul crystal :

"Huh. Truly an impenetrable songstress. It's a mystery."
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Trump’s rizz collapse is perhaps the most precipitous I’ve ever seen. Whatever the old smelly corned beef ogre man equivalent of twink death is.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Not sure if the burnout I'm feeling is autistic burnout or healthcare burnout or political burnout or a wonderful glorious melange of all of the above.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Wooooooooof.
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm wearing one slipper that was laundered recently due to a cat vomit incident and another that wasn't and I feel lopsided like Two-Face except for my feet.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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What Is Wrong with Me?

#Art by peacegorl
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Gods this was one of the funniest Onion articles I ever read back in the day and now it's all coming back in a rush of retrovertigo.
Happy to be of service.
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
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Shop Local 2025: A LGBTQ+-Owned Businesses Gift Guide 🎁

From queer literature to tickets to a drag cooking class, you’ll find something for everyone at these LGBTQ+-owned businesses while supporting a marginalized community. blockclubchi.co/3WWQpwZ
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Deep Space Nine: We Want You To Be Uncomfortable
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I used to go to WisCon pretty regularly decades ago, and it was nice to go to a (small) con without the neckbeards grousing. Some things should be put in the dust bin.
...yeah. Okay. Enough.

This happens every year, it seems. The SFWA awards a writer the Grand Master Award, and if that writer is not a white male, a portion of the fanbase begins complaining vociferously about the award winner.

These "fans" are, of course, white men, 45+ years old.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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This was shown to me at Tbubz, and impressed me enough to send the creator around to talk to a list of artists. Kickstarter for this coming soon, and I think you should sign up.

"A queer horror comic about cannibals, superheroes, and being bad at letting go"

www.kickstarter.com/projects/sta...
Coming soon: Very Hungry Women #1
The first instalment of a queer horror comic about cannibals, superheroes, and being bad at letting go.
www.kickstarter.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Huh. WEIRD HOW THAT WORKS.
This is of course lower than if you just detained people purely at random.
'Worst of the Worst'? DOJ Figures Show 97.4% of 614 Detained Immigrants in Chicago Had No Criminal Record
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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With midterms approaching, I think a lot of folks have figured out that they don’t want to get a day job and they’re not pretty enough for Fox News
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The Marvel Universe has ruined people's ability to see a story as a self-contained entity. The whining about how hard the new James Bond script is to write is another example.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Listen I'm into comic crossovers too but there's a certain post modern singularity that happens when everything must connect to everything else that just flattens reality. No one needs to see Aaragorn shoot the shit with Ford Prefect about milkshakes.
Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
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Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I will never tire of reading about the Irish utterly destroying ones soul regarding your fashion choices with a well placed barb.
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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i think humans are, for the most part, inherently pretty good. we've been inundated in a world that teaches us to hurt others (and it hurts ourselves to do so as well) out of fear and repression, but it's not natural. if it was the few who AREN'T good wouldn't work so hard to keep it that way
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM