Hannah M'Lynn
hmmlynnwrites.bsky.social
Hannah M'Lynn
@hmmlynnwrites.bsky.social
Aspiring novelist. Musical director. Playwright. Avid podcast consumer.
#amwriting #WritingCommunity
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Thinking back to how people were "hysterical" for calling trump white supremacist and now he's doing nordic theory on the campaign trail
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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these are so clearly only controlled by humans it’s astounding how much everyone gives elon musk for lying to everyone all the time about everything
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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DC Public Library with a friendly reminder 📚
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:

“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Every time I accidentally see a clip from Fortnite it's like "at long last, we have created Ready Player One from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Ready Player One"
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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"Epic CEO angry that customers want to be informed and will refuse to purchase products they feel were made unethically so wants to take that choice away". There, fixed it for you.
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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extremely funny for the paw patrol balloon to be the firefighter dog instead of the cop dog. ACAB includes paw patrol
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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THIS is why no-buys and underconsumption challenges are political.

Because the oligarchs get REAL upset when you do them.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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If every book I read this year costs $15.99 each…

I would have spent over $3,000 on books alone.

Instead, I borrowed them from my library.

Go support and help your local library
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:

“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok

GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation

MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"Rome wasn't built in a day"

And other phrases
that felt dismissive
when I was younger

Realizing now that
it can mean
yes, you have beautiful
ideas but it will take
a lot of time, energy,
and dedication
to see them flourish

I guess it's just
easier said than done

#poetry
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"

Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Steam machine??? Those diabolical, noisy contraptions will never in a million years replace the horse and pony.
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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We're witnessing the greatest sustained attack on the human spirit in history. Big Tech seeks to destroy the arts. They're destroying the school system. They want to make us lobotomized people who can't read, write or create. They've turned dystopian fiction into a manual.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Oh, *experts* predict this? Uh.... don't more millennial and Gen Z candidates HAVE TO run for office? Were more boomers going to run for office? Next thing you'll tell me more teenagers are going to enter the job market
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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You know democracy is going great when your senators turn off their voicemails so they don’t have to hear from voters.
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM