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wait, this isn't tinder?
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.

unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Poor Andrew Tate.

Beaten to a bloody pulp by an *amateur*...

...wearing pink gloves.

I may never stop laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
December 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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jk rowling adding black characters to harry potter
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Today’s discovery: young children playing in school grounds sounds exactly the same in any language.
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Let people be their true selves, as they know and understand them. Let children explore their identities. Celebrate difference and variety and the incredible spectrum of humanity. The only alternative denies an opportunity to celebrate the joy of human flourishing and is ultimately unspeakably cruel
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
fuck meta
"The takedowns and restrictions began in October and targeted the Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp accounts of more than 50 organisations worldwide ... in what appears to be a growing push by Meta to limit reproductive health and queer content across its platforms."
Meta shuts down global accounts linked to abortion advice and queer content
More than 50 organisations report sites being restricted or removed, with abortion hotlines blocked and posts showing non-explicit nudity triggering warnings
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Rage Against the Machine Learning
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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"I cannot understand how life existed 5 years ago without the product I'm selling"
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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So many men online are clueless about romance so here's a tip on how to conduct yourself on a date, guys

If a lady offers to pay for your meal on the 1st date, BE A GENTLEMAN by politely declining and insisting that your parents, whom you've brought along as chaperones, will pay for all four of you
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ve topped up cow milk with coconut milk in the frother on a whim, because I didn’t want to open a new package, and now the froth is FIZZING. I have created a monster.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Oh no, Elon Musk is fined and the EU is now unable to spend our money on his shitty platform? So it’s a double victory for Europe.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“Why are southerners so fucking loud”
Well, I’m not claiming to be an expert, but at home, if a child keeps shouting in a public place, like a shop, a parent will shush them, and they learn to speak quietly.
In the south, the parents shout along…
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.

I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B

The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead

(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Kishwer Falkner in The Times talking about the rights of "biological people". As compared to trans people, who are, of course, non-biological.
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old

192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM