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public transport in andalusia be like
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
i love his gloves, personally. i’ve recently done a lot of snow shovelling in hungary in similar temperatures. the gloves i went for: 😆
January 22, 2026 at 9:09 AM
January 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Same here. I have the Josh Kirby edition, so I’ve gotta be careful with it.
I also top it off with my traditional Christmas Day movie, every year:
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
It turns out Garfield is real and lives in my neighbourhood
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My robot vacuum is a cannibal, it ate itself
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
yes
and the queen of star trek, majel barrett
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
the lakes are incredibly turquoise, and they’re brilliant, but also the mountain rivers! I’d never thought it was possible to see a river that’s actually blue
October 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Most things in Malaga are basic compared to Central Europe, but using the public transport requires the use of advanced mathematics (I’m yet to find an explanation of the fares that makes sense in English)
September 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Once I tried asking for salad as side dish instead of the default chips and, well…
August 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I don't. It's not even legal. But a significant amount of car owners in my city consider it their god given right, so there are constantly cars parked on the pavement everywhere. It gets worse in the city centre. And the same car owners scream bloody murder if the city does anything for pedestrians.
August 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The height of German road safety: this message keeps randomly popping up on the carplay screen when I'm driving the car, driving my attention away from the road, forcing me to mess with the crappy touchscreen to get back to navigation.
August 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Time to burn facebook to the ground.
July 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If you ever feel discouraged from applying to a job because of the intimidating amount of skills required, just remember that Linkedin thinks I'm only partially qualified for my own (former) job. Note: I was miserably overqualified.
July 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
braindead ai-fanboy linkedin influencers be like
July 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
July 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
google has made a collage of my wildflower pictures, and it contains both indoor lego flowers and homemade marzipan roses
July 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
May 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
my new favourite lego set: grave accident happens in hobbiton, locals fend off invaders
May 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
May 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
blimey, i've never known there are four different types of unemployed people
May 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
engem az egeszbol kizarolag az erdekel, hogy elmeseltek-e a rendezvenyen a fonieknek, hogy amugy mirol szol a film?
May 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
oh well
May 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM