S.M. Allard
@heystu818.bsky.social
Founder/editor of #StuNews, he/him
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Last week, more than $100,000 worth of escargots were stolen from a French snail farmer with Michelin clientele. Luckily, authorities were able to follow a long trail of mucus to de Gaulle Airport.
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December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Last week, more than $100,000 worth of escargots were stolen from a French snail farmer with Michelin clientele. Luckily, authorities were able to follow a long trail of mucus to de Gaulle Airport.
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Scrooge Vs. Santa
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Scrooge Vs. Santa
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“Affordability” is not a scam when you literally campaigned on bringing down costs and most people are living paycheck to paycheck
#TrumpAffordabilityCrisis
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December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“Affordability” is not a scam when you literally campaigned on bringing down costs and most people are living paycheck to paycheck
#TrumpAffordabilityCrisis
#TrumpAffordabilityCrisis
A growing number of colleges and universities are deferring to AI to score admission essays, which probably explains Samantha Fulnecky.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A growing number of colleges and universities are deferring to AI to score admission essays, which probably explains Samantha Fulnecky.
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TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
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I love that she landed between the trash can and the toilet, ah memories
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I love that she landed between the trash can and the toilet, ah memories
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Q. Does every town have a Santa Claus Lane?
A. They do if Santa was able to bribe the town officials. So yeah.
A. They do if Santa was able to bribe the town officials. So yeah.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Q. Does every town have a Santa Claus Lane?
A. They do if Santa was able to bribe the town officials. So yeah.
A. They do if Santa was able to bribe the town officials. So yeah.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This is like the guys in France who still think they can put an heir to the House of Orléans on the throne
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is like the guys in France who still think they can put an heir to the House of Orléans on the throne
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Looking at headlines like “President vows to kill everybody” in between searching for the perfect sweater for my brother-in-law.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Looking at headlines like “President vows to kill everybody” in between searching for the perfect sweater for my brother-in-law.
Roses are red
Puddles are shallow
Please eat this burger
Made with beef tallow
--RFK Junior, probably
Puddles are shallow
Please eat this burger
Made with beef tallow
--RFK Junior, probably
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Roses are red
Puddles are shallow
Please eat this burger
Made with beef tallow
--RFK Junior, probably
Puddles are shallow
Please eat this burger
Made with beef tallow
--RFK Junior, probably
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For the last time, DEAR, it isn't my "Hot Dog Locker," it is my
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
For the last time, DEAR, it isn't my "Hot Dog Locker," it is my
A US appeals court ruled that former Trump lawyer Alina Habba is disqualified as New Jersey's federal prosecutor. Habba says she will appeal the decision once she learns how that works.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A US appeals court ruled that former Trump lawyer Alina Habba is disqualified as New Jersey's federal prosecutor. Habba says she will appeal the decision once she learns how that works.
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A massive winter storm slammed the U.S. Midwest with heavy snow, unleashing dangerous travel conditions for the holiday weekend and is still affecting travel on Monday morning. In fact, it's so white outside, it thinks illegal aliens get any federal benefits.
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December 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A massive winter storm slammed the U.S. Midwest with heavy snow, unleashing dangerous travel conditions for the holiday weekend and is still affecting travel on Monday morning. In fact, it's so white outside, it thinks illegal aliens get any federal benefits.
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An experiment conducted by Sky News showed that new Twitter/X accounts, regardless of political leanings, were more likely to be shown right-wing material. Either that, or MAGAantiwoke69 has some good muffin recipes.
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November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
An experiment conducted by Sky News showed that new Twitter/X accounts, regardless of political leanings, were more likely to be shown right-wing material. Either that, or MAGAantiwoke69 has some good muffin recipes.
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In the AI model, if a construction company can't afford the materials to build a house, they should be allowed to just steal all the lumber and hardware. After all, they could never afford to build the house if they had to pay for the materials!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
In the AI model, if a construction company can't afford the materials to build a house, they should be allowed to just steal all the lumber and hardware. After all, they could never afford to build the house if they had to pay for the materials!!!
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Anything that starts "You better watch out" is not a Christmas song. It's a threat after you miss your protection payment.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Anything that starts "You better watch out" is not a Christmas song. It's a threat after you miss your protection payment.
Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual content and explained fetishes. I guess now is a bad time to mention Lincoln Logs are not the most effective butt plugs.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual content and explained fetishes. I guess now is a bad time to mention Lincoln Logs are not the most effective butt plugs.
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you: please act normal Ed, you need these people to like you
people: hello Ed nice to meet you
me: Partridges are ground-dwelling and rarely found in trees. “A partridge in a pear tree” is a pun on the French word for a partridge, “perdrix.”
people: hello Ed nice to meet you
me: Partridges are ground-dwelling and rarely found in trees. “A partridge in a pear tree” is a pun on the French word for a partridge, “perdrix.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
you: please act normal Ed, you need these people to like you
people: hello Ed nice to meet you
me: Partridges are ground-dwelling and rarely found in trees. “A partridge in a pear tree” is a pun on the French word for a partridge, “perdrix.”
people: hello Ed nice to meet you
me: Partridges are ground-dwelling and rarely found in trees. “A partridge in a pear tree” is a pun on the French word for a partridge, “perdrix.”