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S.M. Allard
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Founder/editor of #StuNews, he/him
SCOTUS allowed Texas to use a redistricting map that was legally challenged as racially discriminatory. As a result, the last blue district in Texas is Austin-Bergstrom Airport.

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December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
REPORT: Sec. Hegseth orders execution of survivors of 1964 S.S. Minnow shipwreck

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December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
DC insiders are concerned that the Epstein files have been scrubbed and redacted prior to today's vote. Regardless, it doesn't bode well for "Tonald Drump."

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November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
US airports are expected to resume full staffing and normal flight schedules by Saturday. The TSA has warned air traffic controllers to shut down their OnlyFans.

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November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Target is requiring workers to smile at customers in hopes of boosting sales.

Target employees:
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
REPORT: Leaked emails suggest Epstein, Trump had a shared affinity for bad "Small Wonder" fanfic

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November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS: #Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani; Rudy resumes seducing undersexed housewives in 1830s Romania

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November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Hey... wanna go to Ashley Furniture?"

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November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Happy Halloween from #StuNews! Is my costume scary enough?
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
REPORT: White House East Wing enters second phase of renovation

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October 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
US news outlets ranging from the New York Times and Fox News have rejected a new Pentagon policy that bars journalists from the building unless they only report information officially authorised by the Department of Defense.

Meanwhile, the DOD:
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I assume @brianstack153.bsky.social got a kick out of today's #NYT Wordle
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
REPORT: Venezuela's María Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize; Trump pivots to winning Playboy Playmate of the Year

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October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Okay friends, time again for "news headline or Bob Dylan lyric?"
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I've been pre-approved for a Chase Bank Visa"

#StuNews #NBA
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Recent #ttm successes
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
REPORT: Tributes worldwide pour in for Jane Goodall
October 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Hey Stu, why are you so apprehensive about AI?"
October 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Twice-divorced dad invites co-workers to an open mic

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October 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
REPORT: Man seeking Nobel Peace Prize declares war on moving staircases

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September 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
REPORT: Entitled dumb guy attempts to target smart people

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September 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Disney has lost $1.5 billion in market cap and nearly $3 per share on its stock price since pulling “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” It’s so bad, Scrooge McDuck’s money bin is now only five feet deep.

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September 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"Can I be the Wordle?" "No"
September 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM