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S.E.E. Danesti
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They can't even contain their insanity.
Tens of thousands of Federal Employees that were given the early out DRP (Delayed Resignation Program) in 2025 that allowed them to resign and get 6 months of free full paid vacations are now returning to the Federal workforce en masse.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a green shirt .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a green shirt .
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February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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A well known MAGA influencer called me a bot. My 15 followers disagree.
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
A well known MAGA influencer called me a bot. My 15 followers disagree.
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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CHIEF OF STAFF: Mr. President, 83 Russian and Chinese nukes are about to hit every major American city in the next 30 seconds. 80% of the American population will be vaporized. There is nothing we can do to stop it.

PRESIDENT: Thank God the DOW is over 50,000!
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
CHIEF OF STAFF: Mr. President, 83 Russian and Chinese nukes are about to hit every major American city in the next 30 seconds. 80% of the American population will be vaporized. There is nothing we can do to stop it.

PRESIDENT: Thank God the DOW is over 50,000!
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Remember, the FBI only selects guilty people to be informants. They need to have leverage on them, so they will testify against their friends...
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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I always thought the devil was fiction then I watched Pam Bondi testify before Congress.
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I always thought the devil was fiction then I watched Pam Bondi testify before Congress.
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: DOJ staffers are reporting that Pam Bondi entered Capital Hill in a disheveled state this morning. First hand reports have described her as "slurring words" and smelling of "alcohol" moments before she appeared before the House Judiciary Committee.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
🚨 BREAKING: DOJ staffers are reporting that Pam Bondi entered Capital Hill in a disheveled state this morning. First hand reports have described her as "slurring words" and smelling of "alcohol" moments before she appeared before the House Judiciary Committee.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Insiders within TPUSA have revealed that Kid Rocks' clothing was carefully chosen for him by TPUSA showrunners. Initially he was unwilling to sport the white sneakers and jean shorts, but Turning Point USA handlers convinced him otherwise.
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
🚨 BREAKING: Leaks from TPUSA are saying their merch during the Super Bowl were abismal. TPUSA leadership was expecting over $1,000,000 in sales within hours of the stream. Rumors are persisting that the India based bot company used to boost the livestream numbers cost over $76,000 per minute.
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Leaks of TPUSA are saying they barely sold $3,000 in merch during the Super Bowl. Leadership within TPUSA was expecting over $1,000,000 in sales within hours of the stream. Rumors are persisting that the India based bot accounts used to boost the livestream cost over $76,000 per minute.
February 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: The Turning Point USA Half-Time show lost millions of dollars. Due to production costs, legal fees, performer payouts and music copyright payments for streaming, the entire affair could bankrupt TPUSA.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Trump has announced he's letting everyone who wants to build a power plant, build one. He also mentioned cutting all of the regulations governing the safety of Nuclear Facilities including repealing the "restrictive red tape" in regards to unsanctioned individuals possessing plutonium.
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Trump has announced he's letting everyone who wants to build a power plant, build one. He also mentioned cutting all of the regulations governing the safety of Nuclear Facilities including repealing the "restrictive red tape" in regards to unsanctioned individuals possessing plutonium.
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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They can't even contain their insanity.
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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It's February 10th 2026 and Dan Bongino the "pizza" obsessed degenerate helped cover up the Epstein Files.
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It's February 10th 2026 and Dan Bongino the "pizza" obsessed degenerate helped cover up the Epstein Files.
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Swalwell: Is Donald's Trump's name in the Epstein files at least 100 times?

Kash Patel: No

Trump's name is in the files over 40,000 times. Perjury is a crime.
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Trump went on a rant saying that China would take away Canadian Hockey and steal their Stanley Cup. His behavior is reaching a whole new level of unhinged. Please commit him to an insane asylum now.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Trump went on a rant saying that China would take away Canadian Hockey and steal their Stanley Cup. His behavior is reaching a whole new level of unhinged. Please commit him to an insane asylum now.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Trump to Republicans: Don't panic!

Republicans: We are so f*cked, everybody panic!!!
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
🚨 BREAKING: The Turning Point USA Half-Time show lost millions of dollars. Due to production costs, legal fees, performer payouts and music copyright payments for streaming, the entire affair could bankrupt TPUSA.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Donald Trump is calling Brad Raffensperger right now asking him to find 150 million viewers for the TPUSA halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM