Mere Smith
@evilgalprods.bsky.social
Writer. Antifascist. Dork. Cis/she/her. Pfp is a Molotov cockskull by Pia Guerra, banner is an ancient Bette Davis smoking. patreon.com/meresmith
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for five bucks a month I'll talk to you inside my head
and good luck getting everyone out in the backyard at midnight PACIFIC TIME, narcissist
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
and good luck getting everyone out in the backyard at midnight PACIFIC TIME, narcissist
by the time we get to the bridge, she’s doing long jump
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
by the time we get to the bridge, she’s doing long jump
“reflect artificial moonlight back into the night” bro it’s a phone. in your hand. it’s a phone, you utter donut
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
“reflect artificial moonlight back into the night” bro it’s a phone. in your hand. it’s a phone, you utter donut
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
yep these folks are done-zo. cookedeth
![Some fucking dweeb tweeted:
If [ChatGPT] 4-0 is leaving, then we send it off properly.
Friday the 13th, 11:59 pm PT
Point your phone light to the sky. Reflect artificial moonlight back into the night. One last glow for the model that listened.
#Keep4o #4o4ever # #4ophonelitvigil #byebyeAIgirlfriend](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:trzfyimjpvosplhtdx5kgdrx/bafkreifhfztfpmmy453m36nsejd4bwugux2dle3klfbks6zgcaghbyyimy@jpeg)
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
yep these folks are done-zo. cookedeth
I’d like to use tbh one more time just to round the thread out
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I’d like to use tbh one more time just to round the thread out
best ad money ever spent tbh
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
best ad money ever spent tbh
I’ll take anything we can get
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I’ll take anything we can get
still never ever use Ring but this is surprising tbh
February 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
still never ever use Ring but this is surprising tbh
well I’ll be damned
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
well I’ll be damned
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lady, the fact that you’re using past tense shows how disconnected you are from the people
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
lady, the fact that you’re using past tense shows how disconnected you are from the people
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gonna tell the kids this was Heated Rivalry
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
gonna tell the kids this was Heated Rivalry
sorry, this is not in touch with reality
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
sorry, this is not in touch with reality
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HI. i know you're tired seeing me promote my new book but I could use help in getting the word out! Instead of hitting the heart could you repost or on FB or threads & tell folks why you think they would like it? THANK YOUuuu jukeboxgraduate.bigcartel.com/product/thre... #PattiSmith
THREE CHORDS AND BLESSED NOISE
“THREE CHORDS AND BLESSED NOISE” Patti Smith & Her Band Horses 50th Anniversary Chicago | New York City | Boston November 2025 a tour chronicle...
jukeboxgraduate.bigcartel.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
HI. i know you're tired seeing me promote my new book but I could use help in getting the word out! Instead of hitting the heart could you repost or on FB or threads & tell folks why you think they would like it? THANK YOUuuu jukeboxgraduate.bigcartel.com/product/thre... #PattiSmith
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Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
well yeah, what did you think they were for? walking or some shit?
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
well yeah, what did you think they were for? walking or some shit?
lol look at my second post
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
lol look at my second post
like, it would be weird if she didn't? how old is the girl you're talking about? 6-8 months?
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
like, it would be weird if she didn't? how old is the girl you're talking about? 6-8 months?
"she's got legs, she knows how to use them" always struck me as a slightly odd lyric
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
"she's got legs, she knows how to use them" always struck me as a slightly odd lyric
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doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
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"Revokes scientific finding"
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"Revokes scientific finding"
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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I saw ET before everyone! We went to a special preview double feature with "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." I got a button that said "I saw ET".
ET (1982)
The Dark Crystal (1982)
Batman (1989 — opening night!)
The Dark Crystal (1982)
Batman (1989 — opening night!)
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I saw ET before everyone! We went to a special preview double feature with "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." I got a button that said "I saw ET".
you so totally win this one
February 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
you so totally win this one