Kelkins
@heyjenkins.bsky.social
Artist, reader, traveler, and perpetually late.
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Leon is upset people are calling Teslas
Swasticars
Hundreds were tagged with this sticker in London
Swasticars
Hundreds were tagged with this sticker in London
February 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Leon is upset people are calling Teslas
Swasticars
Hundreds were tagged with this sticker in London
Swasticars
Hundreds were tagged with this sticker in London
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Seeing a lot of comments from people upset with Senate Democrats.
I think people need to understand that right this minute, Senate Dems are considering launching an aggressive plan to discuss maybe developing a plan of some kind which might or might not be aggressive.
I think people need to understand that right this minute, Senate Dems are considering launching an aggressive plan to discuss maybe developing a plan of some kind which might or might not be aggressive.
February 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Seeing a lot of comments from people upset with Senate Democrats.
I think people need to understand that right this minute, Senate Dems are considering launching an aggressive plan to discuss maybe developing a plan of some kind which might or might not be aggressive.
I think people need to understand that right this minute, Senate Dems are considering launching an aggressive plan to discuss maybe developing a plan of some kind which might or might not be aggressive.
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“Trump is doing a bunch of crimes”
My headline took 7 words and is clear, yours took 41 words and makes no fucking sense
My headline took 7 words and is clear, yours took 41 words and makes no fucking sense
President Trump has opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits, often with no clear public explanation for how their actions could be consistent with the rule of law. Here are some examples of the administration’s defiance of statutes. nyti.ms/4aKnKRP
February 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“Trump is doing a bunch of crimes”
My headline took 7 words and is clear, yours took 41 words and makes no fucking sense
My headline took 7 words and is clear, yours took 41 words and makes no fucking sense
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me: [beastie boys voice] ahh can't stand it. i wanna sandwich, phily cheesesteak is what I'll take
subway employee: sir, please stop yelling
subway employee: sir, please stop yelling
February 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
me: [beastie boys voice] ahh can't stand it. i wanna sandwich, phily cheesesteak is what I'll take
subway employee: sir, please stop yelling
subway employee: sir, please stop yelling
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You can track how often he's "Working" for us here. trumpgolftrack.com
Trump Golf Track
Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.
trumpgolftrack.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You can track how often he's "Working" for us here. trumpgolftrack.com
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Hard at work 🏌️:
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hard at work 🏌️:
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Lawmaker. Lawmaker. As in person who makes laws
January 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Lawmaker. Lawmaker. As in person who makes laws
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You're the House minority leader. Your job is to stymie the garbage agenda of the very human dipshit who's actually in charge. Get your act together.
January 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You're the House minority leader. Your job is to stymie the garbage agenda of the very human dipshit who's actually in charge. Get your act together.
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Since taking office a week ago, the "No new wars" president has threatened Canada, Denmark, Greenland, Mexico, and Colombia, approved Israel's use of the 2,000 lb bombs Biden refused, and cut off all other foreign aid. Egg prices up.
January 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Since taking office a week ago, the "No new wars" president has threatened Canada, Denmark, Greenland, Mexico, and Colombia, approved Israel's use of the 2,000 lb bombs Biden refused, and cut off all other foreign aid. Egg prices up.
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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Feeling overwhelmed by Trump’s first week? A little piece of advice: skip the doomscrolling and go straight to the facts. This read is a great place to start.
Making Sense Out of the Chaos
A helpful guide to some of the worst of Trump's Day One actions
thinkbigpicture.substack.com
January 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Feeling overwhelmed by Trump’s first week? A little piece of advice: skip the doomscrolling and go straight to the facts. This read is a great place to start.
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Actually it’s totally believable.
January 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Actually it’s totally believable.
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Welcome immigrants from X interested in science to the friendlier skies of @bsky.app, as documented by a new @nature.com survey (but you already knew that 😉)
"Bluesky is much better for science. There is much less toxicity, misinformation, and distractions."
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
"Bluesky is much better for science. There is much less toxicity, misinformation, and distractions."
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
January 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Welcome immigrants from X interested in science to the friendlier skies of @bsky.app, as documented by a new @nature.com survey (but you already knew that 😉)
"Bluesky is much better for science. There is much less toxicity, misinformation, and distractions."
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
"Bluesky is much better for science. There is much less toxicity, misinformation, and distractions."
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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Umm... Trump did not go to church to hear a lecture on having mercy for the less fortunate. That’s not what church is for!
January 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Umm... Trump did not go to church to hear a lecture on having mercy for the less fortunate. That’s not what church is for!
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On behalf of future generations that haven’t even been born yet, fuck the Trump Administration. 🖕
Donald and his billionaire buddies are just going to loot and pillage while the climate spirals.
Donald and his billionaire buddies are just going to loot and pillage while the climate spirals.
Climate Change Will Accelerate During the Trump Years.
Trump and his billionaire buddies are hell-bent on cashing out while they destroy the climate.
www.digitaldrumbeat.com
January 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
On behalf of future generations that haven’t even been born yet, fuck the Trump Administration. 🖕
Donald and his billionaire buddies are just going to loot and pillage while the climate spirals.
Donald and his billionaire buddies are just going to loot and pillage while the climate spirals.
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Tip from @snowjob.bsky.social
If you have a whitehouse.gov link you want to access and it is down, try replacing "www.whitehouse.gov" with "bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov"
The national archives is still doing its job for now.
If you have a whitehouse.gov link you want to access and it is down, try replacing "www.whitehouse.gov" with "bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov"
The national archives is still doing its job for now.
January 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tip from @snowjob.bsky.social
If you have a whitehouse.gov link you want to access and it is down, try replacing "www.whitehouse.gov" with "bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov"
The national archives is still doing its job for now.
If you have a whitehouse.gov link you want to access and it is down, try replacing "www.whitehouse.gov" with "bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov"
The national archives is still doing its job for now.
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Also, take pics of your passport and IDs on your phone. I walk around my neighborhood without a wallet or purse.
CBP has stopped me numerous times (airport) detained me and asked where I was born for 2 hours over the last 5 years.
Born in America and my father is White doesn’t protect you.
CBP has stopped me numerous times (airport) detained me and asked where I was born for 2 hours over the last 5 years.
Born in America and my father is White doesn’t protect you.
January 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Also, take pics of your passport and IDs on your phone. I walk around my neighborhood without a wallet or purse.
CBP has stopped me numerous times (airport) detained me and asked where I was born for 2 hours over the last 5 years.
Born in America and my father is White doesn’t protect you.
CBP has stopped me numerous times (airport) detained me and asked where I was born for 2 hours over the last 5 years.
Born in America and my father is White doesn’t protect you.
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Weird Al Yankovic gets the words to pretty much every song wrong and no one talks about this
January 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Weird Al Yankovic gets the words to pretty much every song wrong and no one talks about this
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Hi @peterbakernyt.bsky.social is there a redline that Trump can cross that would inspire you to become an advocate for democracy and defend the Constitution?
@sbg1.bsky.social has that capacity, why don’t you?
bsky.app/profile/fixm...
@sbg1.bsky.social has that capacity, why don’t you?
bsky.app/profile/fixm...
Democracy is assaulted in broad daylight and @peterbakernyt.bsky.social is indifferent. “Neutrality theatre” is a 4th estate failure.
NB: Peter is given the @nytimes.com #FrontPage prestige/power by 6th generation media oligarch AG Sulzberger.
Peter - a “coronation” is antithetical to democracy.
NB: Peter is given the @nytimes.com #FrontPage prestige/power by 6th generation media oligarch AG Sulzberger.
Peter - a “coronation” is antithetical to democracy.
January 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hi @peterbakernyt.bsky.social is there a redline that Trump can cross that would inspire you to become an advocate for democracy and defend the Constitution?
@sbg1.bsky.social has that capacity, why don’t you?
bsky.app/profile/fixm...
@sbg1.bsky.social has that capacity, why don’t you?
bsky.app/profile/fixm...
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Let’s start a pool. How long until one of the 1,500 Jan. 6th defendants pardoned by Trump gets arrested for committing another crime?
I say three days. By Saturday. I woulda said two days but I built in a little travel time.
I say three days. By Saturday. I woulda said two days but I built in a little travel time.
January 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Let’s start a pool. How long until one of the 1,500 Jan. 6th defendants pardoned by Trump gets arrested for committing another crime?
I say three days. By Saturday. I woulda said two days but I built in a little travel time.
I say three days. By Saturday. I woulda said two days but I built in a little travel time.
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I bet everyone who accused Elon Musk of making a “Nazi salute” feels stupid now that we know he was karate chopping a bee to save the life of a boy with allergies in the front row
January 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I bet everyone who accused Elon Musk of making a “Nazi salute” feels stupid now that we know he was karate chopping a bee to save the life of a boy with allergies in the front row