Hemen
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Kind of miss the insane Temu Pig adverts more than anything else
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I wish more people were aware of this. Considering the scale of the threat, the media's near-silence is both remarkable and culpable.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Hello, foreign oligarchs and corporations! Please come and sue the UK for billions | George Monbiot
The case of a planned Cumbrian coalmine shows how governments around the world are being threatened by litigation in shadowy offshore courts, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I wish more people were aware of this. Considering the scale of the threat, the media's near-silence is both remarkable and culpable.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Labour have fucked it so badly, the Prime Minister of Albania is calling them out for racism.
Human beings can't function at this level of cringe. It's impossible.
Human beings can't function at this level of cringe. It's impossible.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Labour have fucked it so badly, the Prime Minister of Albania is calling them out for racism.
Human beings can't function at this level of cringe. It's impossible.
Human beings can't function at this level of cringe. It's impossible.
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Not everyone is unhappy about the Government's descent into anti-refugee politics
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Not everyone is unhappy about the Government's descent into anti-refugee politics
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The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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When they say 6-7 just reply "Hah! Mornington Crescent! Gotcha I win. "
And just insist you clearly won irrespective of their bleats
And just insist you clearly won irrespective of their bleats
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When they say 6-7 just reply "Hah! Mornington Crescent! Gotcha I win. "
And just insist you clearly won irrespective of their bleats
And just insist you clearly won irrespective of their bleats
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Guy who has stood on stage and promised people he’s taking them to live on Mars is telling me free busses are a pipe dream.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Guy who has stood on stage and promised people he’s taking them to live on Mars is telling me free busses are a pipe dream.
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Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
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Is the catch that it's a giant ponzi scheme designed to facilitate organised crime at the highest levels of society?
Time to add crypto to your Sipp or Isa? Wait, there’s a catch on.ft.com/42Ul817 | opinion
Time to add crypto to your Sipp or Isa? Wait, there’s a catch
Regulatory changes make it possible to gain exposure inside a UK tax wrapper — but few platforms offer them
on.ft.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Is the catch that it's a giant ponzi scheme designed to facilitate organised crime at the highest levels of society?
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I firmly, firmly believe this. These gabbling inchwits believe they're driving the car because their money puts them in the front seat, but the steering column is shattered and the brakes are fucked.
They're just noisy passengers.
They're just noisy passengers.
Tech Bros building bunkers isn’t because they know something we don’t.
It’s because they are like Pharaohs. Their money disconnects them from humanity and they interpret that as being godlike. They think that if they build something strong enough, they can survive something universally human. Dying.
It’s because they are like Pharaohs. Their money disconnects them from humanity and they interpret that as being godlike. They think that if they build something strong enough, they can survive something universally human. Dying.
October 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I firmly, firmly believe this. These gabbling inchwits believe they're driving the car because their money puts them in the front seat, but the steering column is shattered and the brakes are fucked.
They're just noisy passengers.
They're just noisy passengers.
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This meme made me laugh.
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This meme made me laugh.
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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Let me write the movie
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
October 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Let me write the movie
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Bourgeois nativists spend a lot of time pretending their opposition to immigration is about working-class jobs/wages, but show them a society where all the real work is done by foreign guestworkers with fuck all rights and they're like "omg this is paradise"
UAE has no democratically elected institutions, no free speech and an appalling human rights record.
Its economy functions on completely different metrics to the ours & ranks well below us for GDP
No serious person would ever think that we should emulate it.
But here's Tice calling us decadent
Its economy functions on completely different metrics to the ours & ranks well below us for GDP
No serious person would ever think that we should emulate it.
But here's Tice calling us decadent
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bourgeois nativists spend a lot of time pretending their opposition to immigration is about working-class jobs/wages, but show them a society where all the real work is done by foreign guestworkers with fuck all rights and they're like "omg this is paradise"
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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IT'S JUST LIKE NORMANDY
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
IT'S JUST LIKE NORMANDY
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It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.
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"Milei is amazing. It's Thatcherism on steroids. Cutting and slashing. That's leadership" - Nigel Farage
Milei would be the "template" for my government - Kemi Badenoch
Milei would be the "template" for my government - Kemi Badenoch
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"Milei is amazing. It's Thatcherism on steroids. Cutting and slashing. That's leadership" - Nigel Farage
Milei would be the "template" for my government - Kemi Badenoch
Milei would be the "template" for my government - Kemi Badenoch
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Can someone please explain to the Labour comms team that if you say something to the Telegraph, they don’t keep it a secret.
Is it a surprise that voters question what Starmer really believes in when he says <picture 1> in the evening after having said <picture 2> in the morning?
September 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Can someone please explain to the Labour comms team that if you say something to the Telegraph, they don’t keep it a secret.
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Keir Starmer's aides are reportedly telling him not to go to the COP30 climate conference, because Reform would attack him for it.
Yes, they might.
And he should wear it as a badge of honour.
Standing up for humanity, for science and a habitable planet.
Where's the hazard in that?
Yes, they might.
And he should wear it as a badge of honour.
Standing up for humanity, for science and a habitable planet.
Where's the hazard in that?
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Keir Starmer's aides are reportedly telling him not to go to the COP30 climate conference, because Reform would attack him for it.
Yes, they might.
And he should wear it as a badge of honour.
Standing up for humanity, for science and a habitable planet.
Where's the hazard in that?
Yes, they might.
And he should wear it as a badge of honour.
Standing up for humanity, for science and a habitable planet.
Where's the hazard in that?