Heff-Ra
@heff-ra.bsky.social
I am currently an enigma.
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Heff-Ra
@heff-ra.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Ask not for whom the skeet tolls. It tolls for thee...
After 7 films and 2 television series, I'm guessing the mission might be possible.
April 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
After 7 films and 2 television series, I'm guessing the mission might be possible.
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oh this isn't MY chemical romance, I'm just holding it for a friend
February 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
oh this isn't MY chemical romance, I'm just holding it for a friend
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No, these are my formal Crocs. We're at a wedding, Sharon.
March 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No, these are my formal Crocs. We're at a wedding, Sharon.
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𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 is my favorite film about every single day in 2025.
March 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 is my favorite film about every single day in 2025.
Me: there are two wolves inside of me. They both love Snausages...
Barista: do you have any real friends?
Barista: do you have any real friends?
February 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me: there are two wolves inside of me. They both love Snausages...
Barista: do you have any real friends?
Barista: do you have any real friends?
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A group of failed skeets is called
my timeline.
my timeline.
February 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A group of failed skeets is called
my timeline.
my timeline.
Sometimes, I do the Hokey Pokey and I turn myself around---but still feel empty inside...
February 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sometimes, I do the Hokey Pokey and I turn myself around---but still feel empty inside...
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what I lack in likes and reposts I make up for in unmitigated gall
February 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
what I lack in likes and reposts I make up for in unmitigated gall
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sorry i yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby
February 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
sorry i yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby
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If movies and television have taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion.
February 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If movies and television have taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion.
Sorry I'm late. I tried to avoid this entirely.
February 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sorry I'm late. I tried to avoid this entirely.
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"I'll have what she's having" but it's universal healthcare
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"I'll have what she's having" but it's universal healthcare
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May I interest you in something uninteresting?
July 24, 2024 at 9:18 PM
May I interest you in something uninteresting?
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Gemini: Like an onion, you contain many layers and tend to make people cry.
January 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Gemini: Like an onion, you contain many layers and tend to make people cry.
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Pretty cool how they invented a much cheaper version of the technology that will eventually enslave us all.
January 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty cool how they invented a much cheaper version of the technology that will eventually enslave us all.
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idk i just think it's kind of weird that my doctor never asks me if i'm getting enough screentime
January 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
idk i just think it's kind of weird that my doctor never asks me if i'm getting enough screentime
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Sometimes yesterday’s mascara is today’s eyeliner
January 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sometimes yesterday’s mascara is today’s eyeliner
Eat, pray, love---that chicken from Popeye's...
January 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Eat, pray, love---that chicken from Popeye's...
I really like the cut of your jib. You do have a jib, right?
January 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I really like the cut of your jib. You do have a jib, right?
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Your reluctance to use a turn signal is killing this relationship
January 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Your reluctance to use a turn signal is killing this relationship
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Woke up in the wrong timeline. Again.
January 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Woke up in the wrong timeline. Again.
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If I can be of further disappointment, please do not hesitate to let me know
January 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If I can be of further disappointment, please do not hesitate to let me know