Taylor
@heardasound.bsky.social
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WWE on Netflix means no more censorship. Wrestlers can finally talk like real people & say "i'm going to kick u in the penis & you'll die"
November 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
WWE on Netflix means no more censorship. Wrestlers can finally talk like real people & say "i'm going to kick u in the penis & you'll die"
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please, remember our core values:
don't forget that we are all stupid on here
November 24, 2024 at 3:57 AM
please, remember our core values:
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me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
September 4, 2023 at 5:09 PM
me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
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Some days I'm very careful who I follow and other days I'm like well you reposted a guy named Fart's pic of a one-eyed pug, and that's good enough for me
November 24, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Some days I'm very careful who I follow and other days I'm like well you reposted a guy named Fart's pic of a one-eyed pug, and that's good enough for me
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Omg I just realized I can burn this candle at both its ends I think this solves my problem
November 21, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Omg I just realized I can burn this candle at both its ends I think this solves my problem
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"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping." -Mr. Rogers
November 23, 2024 at 1:38 PM
"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping." -Mr. Rogers
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Value is not in number of likes or followers, it's in how likely it is the expression on your face will make you win a fight without any other tactical ability
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Value is not in number of likes or followers, it's in how likely it is the expression on your face will make you win a fight without any other tactical ability
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Don’t call me depraved. I never had prave in the first place.
November 23, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Don’t call me depraved. I never had prave in the first place.
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I'm an independent woman who can do it all but also I don't want to
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I'm an independent woman who can do it all but also I don't want to
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art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane?
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 PM
art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane?
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
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If I had a septum ring I would clip my keys on there
November 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
If I had a septum ring I would clip my keys on there
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if you block this list you can commit as much crime as you want
November 18, 2024 at 2:41 AM
if you block this list you can commit as much crime as you want
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LITTLE GIRL: A boy in class keeps hitting me
ME: Aw, that just means he likes...the status quo of the patriarchy. You've gotta take him down
ME: Aw, that just means he likes...the status quo of the patriarchy. You've gotta take him down
February 17, 2024 at 3:38 PM
LITTLE GIRL: A boy in class keeps hitting me
ME: Aw, that just means he likes...the status quo of the patriarchy. You've gotta take him down
ME: Aw, that just means he likes...the status quo of the patriarchy. You've gotta take him down
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i hope paul rudd presents best picture
Conan O’Brien will host the 97th Oscars.
The ceremony will take place March 2, 2025.
The ceremony will take place March 2, 2025.
November 15, 2024 at 5:10 PM
i hope paul rudd presents best picture
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*my eyes open wide, a glass slips from my hand and shatters on the floor*
What if Jolene was Death?
What if Jolene was Death?
July 19, 2023 at 12:36 PM
*my eyes open wide, a glass slips from my hand and shatters on the floor*
What if Jolene was Death?
What if Jolene was Death?
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Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands....
theonion.com
November 13, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
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you let it linger?? when i explicitly told you not to???
October 17, 2023 at 6:08 PM
you let it linger?? when i explicitly told you not to???
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time to get out the thanksgiving decorations (a single dish towel with a cornucopia on it)
November 11, 2024 at 2:53 AM
time to get out the thanksgiving decorations (a single dish towel with a cornucopia on it)
*showing my husband
showing mom a cool Lego set that doesn’t even cost twenty five dollars
November 2, 2024 at 7:40 PM
*showing my husband
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showing mom a cool Lego set that doesn’t even cost twenty five dollars
November 2, 2024 at 4:39 PM
showing mom a cool Lego set that doesn’t even cost twenty five dollars
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important questions are being asked
October 28, 2024 at 2:58 PM
important questions are being asked