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There are striking parallels between this phenomenon and Israel's messaging around the genocide. Lying about what anyone can see with their own eyes. "We didn't do it and also we did do it and it is good that we did."
Republicans are lying about what we can all clearly see in the video of Jonathan Ross murdering Renee Nicole Good because that is their strategy for everything.

Force the debate into whether or not obvious facts are real and suck up time away from debating appropriate action.
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Evergreen.
Every time you see one of these awful stories (which is multiple times a day if you're at all tuned in) remember that Democrats had a choice between stopping shit like this and continuing to fund a genocide and they enthusiastically chose the latter.
You can't make this up.

ICE left a 12-year-old completely abandoned on the street after abducting the adult he was with.

www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
an underrated stupid thing about matty style punditry is how it is unmoored from any kind of commitment to anything whatsoever. just caroming from idea to idea with no reference to the past, every morning a tabula rasa, every day an opportunity to adopt a brand new half considered idea.
If there’s no shale gas then there’s no shale gas, but I still think environmentalism is basically bad and politicians should focus more on material prosperity.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i absolutely do not want to know tony chachere's politics, let me have this
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you want a real scare this Halloween, I suggest you take a look at the national debt.
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
literally everyone in the country with my job is on the same 1000+ member listserv and nothing matches the joy/terror of someone accidentally being messy in public because they forget to remove the list email from their catty reply
October 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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there's rare footage of archimboldi stage diving haha. he's crowdsurfing. haha nah just joshin
November 3, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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Benno “Greased Lightning” von Archimboldi
August 10, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho
September 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Benno von Archimboldi's novels, ranked:

1. Bifurcaria Bifurcata
2. The Leather Mask
3. D'Arsonval
4. Lüdicke
5. Lethaea
6. Railroad Perfection
7. Bitzius
8. The Head
9. The Berlin Underworld
10. The King of the Forest
11. The Garden
12. The Return
13. Rivers of Europe
14. The Endless Rose
September 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I just read this one. Julio Cortazar, The Continuity of Parks. collegelit2014.wordpress.com/wp-content/u...
September 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Kawhi was on a max contract when the no-show job was happening, which precludes an inference of circumvention under the CBA. Clippers are innocent.
September 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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My kid sent this to me and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to unhear it.
August 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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calling a wet willy a moist William
August 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
August 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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What AI skeptics don't understand is that, as the technology learns and grows, it will come to understand that Buckeyes fans would enjoy this story more if Ryan Day's Secret Restaurant only served police officers.
Choosing to believe this is 100% real. Thank you Ryan Day for your support of local establishments.
August 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The point of management consultants is to provide an external source of apparent authority to justify business decisions that have already been made ("Sorry, McKinsey says we have to do layoffs to compete."). This is exactly what AI does so well, crackpot faux expertise. No wonder they're worried.
McKinsey believing from its board of directors on down that the current state of AI is existential to its business says far more about McKinsey than it does about AI lol apple.news/A8FLn2BPeRP6...
August 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Someone should ask the representative if she would have voted for a standalone Iron Dome funding bill, since that is what her voting record here suggests.
People exploding this false messaging that I voted for a bill + funding that I quite literally voted NO on. The threat environment this morning is scary.

Doesn’t help anyone. Drag me for the position if you disagree but don’t lie. It’s out of control. Saying I voted for this funding is false.
July 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Israel, you are committing genocide, the ultimate crime, which cannot be tolerated. Also, here's $10,000,000,000, y'all have fun."
I see the misinformation machine is kicking up to support Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Israel amendment.

Advocates have a responsibility to be clear about what legislation does and doesn’t do. Her amendment did NOT cut off offensive aid to Israel. We shouldn’t pretend it does.

My statement on it:
July 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hogg parachuting in to this week's AZ special house election to (unsuccessfully!) back a former Kamala Harris staffer challenging a progressive candidate endorsed by AOC, Bernie, etc. makes one wonder what the fuck he's trying to accomplish here.
today @teenvogue.com: @davidhogg.bsky.social ran for a DNC role to push progressive candidates + challenge the establishment. after party backlash, he withdrew. but Zohran Mamdani's win—which he backed in the primary—was based on that strategy

now Hogg's calling out "hypocrisy" from "Big Tent" Dems
David Hogg: Democrats Have A "Courage Problem" and Need Strong Primary Challengers to Survive
"Given the fact that we've talked for about 15 years about how Democrats have a messaging problem, it's gone beyond a messaging problem. It is a messenger problem."
www.teenvogue.com
July 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM