@gschifman.bsky.social
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
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One things for sure, we've all gotten a lot of entertainment tonight.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
One things for sure, we've all gotten a lot of entertainment tonight.
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Bo Bichette? Where?
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bo Bichette? Where?
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone
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Shocking new footage proves that they resumed the football game that Bane blew up after he made his big speech. This is from the second quarter.
Love the "excuse our mess, we're still open!" backdrop for the FG
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shocking new footage proves that they resumed the football game that Bane blew up after he made his big speech. This is from the second quarter.
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Like, there is a decent chance we will be talking about Game 5 of the 2025 ALDS between Detroit and Seattle for the rest of our lives, the same way we talk about Texas/Toronto
October 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Like, there is a decent chance we will be talking about Game 5 of the 2025 ALDS between Detroit and Seattle for the rest of our lives, the same way we talk about Texas/Toronto
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People forget this.
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
People forget this.
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CHIEF: I’ll need your badge and your service weapon.
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
August 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
CHIEF: I’ll need your badge and your service weapon.
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
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It has been the honor of my life to serve as Commissioner of BLS alongside the many dedicated civil servants tasked with measuring a vast and dynamic economy. It is vital and important work and I thank them for their service to this nation.
August 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It has been the honor of my life to serve as Commissioner of BLS alongside the many dedicated civil servants tasked with measuring a vast and dynamic economy. It is vital and important work and I thank them for their service to this nation.
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Starting a bar argument that produces several casualties by asserting that "Joy Behar is Dan Bejar's mom."
July 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Starting a bar argument that produces several casualties by asserting that "Joy Behar is Dan Bejar's mom."
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JOE RYAN AHAHAHAHA
June 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
JOE RYAN AHAHAHAHA
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One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you
June 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you
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the brooklyn nets are not real. everyone who lives here knows that. barclays center is a concert venue and the home of the 2024 wnba champion new york liberty.
May 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
the brooklyn nets are not real. everyone who lives here knows that. barclays center is a concert venue and the home of the 2024 wnba champion new york liberty.
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And1 more thing
April 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
And1 more thing
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Maybe the best combination of bass and guitar sounds ever recorded. RIP to both of these guys youtu.be/fRjsBh_R3TQ?...
Gang Of Four - Damaged Goods (Music Video)
YouTube video by Exit
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April 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Maybe the best combination of bass and guitar sounds ever recorded. RIP to both of these guys youtu.be/fRjsBh_R3TQ?...
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As a thank you for buying our product, please accept several emails every day until you are dead. You will not outlive us. We will never die.
December 10, 2024 at 4:45 PM
As a thank you for buying our product, please accept several emails every day until you are dead. You will not outlive us. We will never die.
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine