Groucho Marx𓅛
@grouchomarx.bsky.social
I wish I wrote more. Nonbi and dissociated
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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Using the Cloudflare outage to DDOS every remaining website so we’re finally free of the computer
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Using the Cloudflare outage to DDOS every remaining website so we’re finally free of the computer
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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I think her story is very tragic. Clearly the stress of sexting a sort of Nurgle Kermit thinned her eyebrows to an almost imperceptible state
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I think her story is very tragic. Clearly the stress of sexting a sort of Nurgle Kermit thinned her eyebrows to an almost imperceptible state
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Game industry vultures finding new and creative ways to utilize AI
Krafton's CEO allegedly asked ChatGPT how to get out of paying Subnautica 2 studio cofounders their bonus https://kotaku.com/subnautica-2-krafton-lawsuit-chatgpt-2000644792
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Game industry vultures finding new and creative ways to utilize AI
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
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It’s not over but when it is I will never, ever forget the “serious people” who buckled and compromised and abetted the torture and crime and murder for a fascist lottery ticket.
I think the core point is that trump had a honeymoon in which capital/media/political opposition all decided he was the one true voice of america. he did a lot of horrible things with that (including murdering 100s of thousands), but didn't consolidate power...
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It’s not over but when it is I will never, ever forget the “serious people” who buckled and compromised and abetted the torture and crime and murder for a fascist lottery ticket.
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Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Girl who hates fighting but was born into a world where her very survival is a constant struggle against the entire world
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Girl who hates fighting but was born into a world where her very survival is a constant struggle against the entire world
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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i got a fussy pussy
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i got a fussy pussy
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You have no idea what's coming
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You have no idea what's coming
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whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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I asked you all to send me the funniest election night posts and this morning for my newsletter, I compiled them all for you! www.burnsnotice.com/the-best-ele...
The Best Election Night Posts - A Compilation
I asked my BlueSky followers to send me the funniest election night posts and boy howdy did they deliver. Enjoy!
The Post having a normal one
— Kate Burns (@katerqburns.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T03:50...
www.burnsnotice.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I asked you all to send me the funniest election night posts and this morning for my newsletter, I compiled them all for you! www.burnsnotice.com/the-best-ele...
Hope is real and I'ma party today, but tomorrow we lock back in
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hope is real and I'ma party today, but tomorrow we lock back in
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[Narrator: they lost 13 seats]
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
[Narrator: they lost 13 seats]
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Calling these thick boys done. Not too fond of the basing but at least it isn't glossy any more. Lots of little mistakes this time around but I'll let them pass because it's an army project and I can't be fixing all the little stuff all the time😅
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Calling these thick boys done. Not too fond of the basing but at least it isn't glossy any more. Lots of little mistakes this time around but I'll let them pass because it's an army project and I can't be fixing all the little stuff all the time😅
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Dick Cheney died doing what he loved: trying to suck his own dick
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dick Cheney died doing what he loved: trying to suck his own dick
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(ominously) the venga bus is coming
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
(ominously) the venga bus is coming
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Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
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I'm assigned top at birth
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm assigned top at birth
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the woke mob DESTROYS ben shapiro with fags and goth chicks
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
the woke mob DESTROYS ben shapiro with fags and goth chicks
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despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better
October 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better