Groan Asman
@groanasman.bsky.social
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Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.
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I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.
October 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.
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Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
June 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
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I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD
May 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD
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>reading the David Brooks Op Ed about mass strikes and seeing him quote the communist manifesto at the end
April 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
>reading the David Brooks Op Ed about mass strikes and seeing him quote the communist manifesto at the end
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The Star Lake Lot Shrimp Incident Of 2023
April 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The Star Lake Lot Shrimp Incident Of 2023
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As a hobby, I have personally laid off 3,000 CIA agents who now have nothing but free time and resentment. This was probably a smart decision
March 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
As a hobby, I have personally laid off 3,000 CIA agents who now have nothing but free time and resentment. This was probably a smart decision
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What are you gonna do, shoot me in the face with a crossbow at a New Jersey pet store?
March 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What are you gonna do, shoot me in the face with a crossbow at a New Jersey pet store?
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1990s culture wars: We’re cancelling the Enola Gay exhibit bc veterans and historians can’t agree whether we should celebrate its role in ending WWII or critically assess the decision to use nuclear weapons
2020s culture wars: We’re cancelling the Enola Gay bc “gay” is a no-no word
2020s culture wars: We’re cancelling the Enola Gay bc “gay” is a no-no word
honest question: did they just ctrl+f for "gay" bsky.app/profile/brad...
Brad Heath (@bradheath.bsky.social)
The military is plans to scrub photos of the Enola Gay, one of the bombers that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan, from its website as part of its purge of diversity content.
It's among more than 26,0...
bsky.app
March 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
1990s culture wars: We’re cancelling the Enola Gay exhibit bc veterans and historians can’t agree whether we should celebrate its role in ending WWII or critically assess the decision to use nuclear weapons
2020s culture wars: We’re cancelling the Enola Gay bc “gay” is a no-no word
2020s culture wars: We’re cancelling the Enola Gay bc “gay” is a no-no word
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yeah, i like Ibsen
Irritable
Bowel
Syndrome
Every
Night
Irritable
Bowel
Syndrome
Every
Night
February 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
yeah, i like Ibsen
Irritable
Bowel
Syndrome
Every
Night
Irritable
Bowel
Syndrome
Every
Night
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Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
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names to watch today before Massie:
Biggs
Coolidge
Elizabeth
Hannigan
Klein
Levy
Lyonne
Nicholas
Reid
Scott
Suvari
Thomas
Wait, sorry, this is the principal cast of American Pie
Biggs
Coolidge
Elizabeth
Hannigan
Klein
Levy
Lyonne
Nicholas
Reid
Scott
Suvari
Thomas
Wait, sorry, this is the principal cast of American Pie
January 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
names to watch today before Massie:
Biggs
Coolidge
Elizabeth
Hannigan
Klein
Levy
Lyonne
Nicholas
Reid
Scott
Suvari
Thomas
Wait, sorry, this is the principal cast of American Pie
Biggs
Coolidge
Elizabeth
Hannigan
Klein
Levy
Lyonne
Nicholas
Reid
Scott
Suvari
Thomas
Wait, sorry, this is the principal cast of American Pie
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absolutely love the canadian national anthem. best in the world
December 15, 2024 at 12:14 AM
absolutely love the canadian national anthem. best in the world