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Gregg
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Phish fans camping in front of my place for the Hollywood Bowl shows leaving their cigarette butts, nitrous balloons, beer cans and food trash all over the place. 🤮
April 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
One could dream that this wasn’t a typo.
April 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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They said my artisanal hand-carved semiconductor business would never be viable but who’s laughing now?
April 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Well, there's only one thing for it....
April 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Hell yes you should it's one of my favorite movies and I explain why here:

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February 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Paid off my car and now all I can do is count the days until I can trade my Model 3 in for a Rivian R3X.
~730 days
March 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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they know what they did
March 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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If you were born around the same time as the song “red red wine”,

Ub40!!
March 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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ME: I made you breakfast, babe. It's Greggs benedict.

WIFE: You mean eggs Benedict

ME: *pouring Hollandaise sauce over a sausage roll* I do not.
March 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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*walking into Oval Office*
Mr President, you're Scaring The Hoes.
February 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Your outie loves baking bread.

Your outie has very strong opinions about the song "Don't Stop Believing."

Your outie once ate an entire can of Pringles in a single sitting.

Your outie apologizes to his car when he hits a pothole.

Your outie does not understand the icing rule in hockey.
February 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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(returning to the break room for a third donut) oh, did someone bring donuts?
February 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Gonna feel bad to miss out on my free birthday drink at Starbucks. But a pledge is a pledge. #nocontractnocoffee @sbworkersunited.org
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America”

[power chords]
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Trying to get a RUN DMC song out of my mind but it’s tricky.
February 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Remember falling in love with a girl while watching a Rufus Wainright music video on M2 on a 12 inch tv? I do.
February 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It’s indie rock and roll for me
January 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Recently bought a Pinter brew system thing. It’s taking up a huge amount of my headspace while sitting comfortably in my broom closet bubbling away. Can’t wait to tap it next week.
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Angelenos- now that the fires have subsided; don’t forget to change your home air filters regardless how recently you changed them.
January 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Waiting patiently for @skylight.social
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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BREAKING: No more free water at Starbucks, no more free restroom use, and no more hanging out in the lobby unless you're buying something.

Workers and customers are getting nickeled and dimed by company that pays its celebrity CEO $57,000 AN HOUR. 🧵
January 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM