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Klippanischer
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En ubåt med gröna fingrar. Postcards from the edge från en gammal bittertwitta.
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merriam-webster.com
The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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hkesvani.bsky.social
God it's so cool that so much of British and European nationalist politics has broadly been shaped by warehouse clickfarms rented by guys in South Asia running "how to make money from racist old people" workshops, and that this has had more influence on media and politics than any grassroots group
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
greensubmarin.bsky.social
"allegedly by his uncle" Kan bli en riktigt intressant julmiddag med släkten i år.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Luis Rubiales has eggs thrown at him during book launch in Madrid
The man that former Spanish football president claimed was his uncle threw three eggs in the direction of the 48-year-old
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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sarasmiles-5280.bsky.social
And not to be outdone, the guitarist duets himself and we have a hit.

Tiktok can be the best sometimes. Too bad Trump is going to ruin it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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chapps.bsky.social
How often can you say that you've seen a kantharos-rhyton? This cup has a bridled donkey head attachment, usually seen only on rhyta. It mirrors the donkey seen on the reverse of the cup, ridden by Dionysos. When you drank from this vessel, you looked like an ass! 🏺 1/

Greek, 520-500 BCE. 📸 me
This black-figure terracotta kantharos-rhyton has a sculpted donkey-head attachment and Dionysian figures around the body of the vessel. In fact, on the rear of the cup Dionysos is shown riding on an ithyphallic mule or donkey, so the head on the cup is Dionysos' own steed. The fun part is that when you grasp the cup by both handles and raise it to your mouth to drink, you look like you’re wearing a donkey mask, providing a great deal of chuckles from your fellow symposiasts. This appears to be the earliest preserved Attic rhyton (a vessel for wine, frequently with animal head pouring spouts), and this rhyton-kantharos as a whole is a rare preserved example of an Athenian plastic vase with black-figure decoration. In design, the donkey's tall, outward-flaring ears are echoed by the kantharos' tall looping strap handles. In order to assemble this vase, the potter cut a hole in the kantharos' bowl and precisely inserted the donkey's head, thereby forming a dual-chambered wine vessel with a large capacity. But the resulting rhyton-kantharos is overweighted toward the donkey's head, which extends down so far that the donkey's lips set the vessel off kilter, and it rests unstably on the kantharos' foot. Greek, Attic, about 520-500 BCE, possibly found in Athens. Black-figure terracotta with some pigments (purple on the Dionysian figures and red inside the donkey's mouth). Height: 21.59 cm (8.50 in.) Diameter: 13.65 cm (5.37 in.) British Museum, London (1876,0328.5)
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
greensubmarin.bsky.social
Finland, alltså... De är nåt på spåren.
adamcsharp.bsky.social Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · Nov 6
Meanings of the word for November in various languages

▪️ Leaf fall (Czech)
▪️ Freezing moon (Ojibwe)
▪️ Dark period month (Inari Sami)
▪️ Wind slender (Navajo)
▪️ Month of goats (ChiShona)
▪️ Month of slaughter (Welsh)
▪️ Time of drumming (Yup'ik)
▪️ Arrival of the scorpion (Thai)
▪️ Death month (Finnish)
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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levostregc.bsky.social
The passworde for the vydeo surveillance server for the Uffizi ys simplye "Uffizi."

[Thys ys a joke! Yf thys ys trewe plese do not blame me and plese chaunge yower passworde]
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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regretteruane.bsky.social
Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
greensubmarin.bsky.social
Spännande att se hur länge det dröjer innan Kristersson börjar bygga om lite på Sagerska och lägga bladguld på väggar och tak.
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
1 Nurse: It’s become a real problem in this area 2 Nurse: We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction 3 Show a building sign posted: Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it Nurse: Ministers, Spads, Researchers… 4 Nurse: Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely [Nurse on phone taking a call] Ok - we’ll be right over 5 Nurse: We just have a gentle chat [Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster Minister: I understand your concerns… 6 Nurse: Are you OK love? Minister: Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters 7 Nurse: That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian [Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters] Nurse 2: Give us your phone, love 8 Nurse: At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to [We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.] 9 Minister: YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR [woman looks baffled] 10 woman: I just want a bus service Minister: LOOK AT MY FLAG [produces a St George's flag] [ends]
October 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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gbjorn.bsky.social
www.dn.se/ekonomi/jona...
Jonas Fröberg: Matkrisen som blev en vinstfest
En kommentar om Ica Maxis höga vinster och vad som legat bakom de stora prisökningarna av mat.
www.dn.se
October 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
greensubmarin.bsky.social
Nutida ludditer i alla länder, förenen eder!
merriam-webster.com Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · Oct 1
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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kuprijanko.mastodonsweden.se.ap.brid.gy
Något att begrunda för svenska väljare och svenska medier inför nästa val, kanske?
October 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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forsenad.nu
Men det är helt jävla otroligt va mycket AI dom försöker pracka på oss! notepad.exe - ai. Skicka bild på messenger - ai. Google-sökning - ai. Vill jag ha jävla ai frågar jag väl efter jävla ai. Det är inte mitt fel att ni plöjt ner en babiljard dollar i nått ni inte vet hur ni ska tjäna pengar på.
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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mjpcuervo.bsky.social
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
Snickers bar and a metal whistle
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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msignorile.bsky.social
No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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joolia.bsky.social
the weirdest thing in the world to me is that the NYT thinks I want to watch videos of its reporters talking when I could just read their articles
October 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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ledbydonkeys.org
TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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gregjenner.bsky.social
You may call it ‘Chatfishing’, but I shall only refer to it as ‘Cyrano de Berger-App’
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
‘I realised I’d been ChatGPT-ed into bed’: how ‘Chatfishing’ made finding love on dating apps even weirder
Where once people were duped by soft-focus photos and borrowed chat-up lines, now they have to watch out for computer-generated charm. But it’s one thing to use a witty phrase – another thing entirely...
www.theguardian.com
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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klimatgranskaren.se
Tobias Andersson (SD) är rädd för östrogenet i vegetarisk mat. Jorunn Fagerström är också orolig för Anderssons hormonsystem – men vill reda ut några saker.
Rädda SD-Tobbes manlighet!
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October 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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fliglman.bsky.social
They should make an international franchise out of Murder She Wrote called Murder She Translated, where Jessica Fletcher's various translators in different countries also happen to solve crimes in their spare time
September 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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klimatgranskaren.se
Tidöpartiernas skattelättnader för husvagnsägare kostar mer än vad regeringen lägger på klimatanpassning och miljöforskning – tillsammans.
Ny skattelättnad för husvagnar dyrare än budget för klimatanpassning
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September 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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martinalarik.bsky.social
Jag hade visst redan skrivit på men ni andra kanske inte gjort det. Tåg är en toppenbra grej som gör att man inte behöver åka bil eller buss många längre (och en del kortare) sträckor. Undvika att flyga kan man också med dem. Som gjort för den moderna människan. Särskilt efter lite investeringar.
September 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM