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with fear for our democracy, i dissent.
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When you hit B instead of A in Madden and it works out anyway
November 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
When you hit B instead of A in Madden and it works out anyway
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
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At the end of the day, we are all Americans. Sure, we have differences on policy. One side wants to give everyone healthcare and good wages. The other wants to create a white Christian ethnostate where the president can legally assassinate anyone at will. But we are not enemies. #unity
November 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
At the end of the day, we are all Americans. Sure, we have differences on policy. One side wants to give everyone healthcare and good wages. The other wants to create a white Christian ethnostate where the president can legally assassinate anyone at will. But we are not enemies. #unity
Post you from a different era
November 20, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Post you from a different era
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When you get to write an absolutely epic headline........
November 16, 2024 at 1:13 PM
When you get to write an absolutely epic headline........
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Examples of body horror include the films of David Cronenberg and the part in the Sledgehammer video where Peter Gabriel’s hands turn into sledgehammers and he hits himself in the head with his sledgehammer hands
November 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Examples of body horror include the films of David Cronenberg and the part in the Sledgehammer video where Peter Gabriel’s hands turn into sledgehammers and he hits himself in the head with his sledgehammer hands
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Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
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I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together
November 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together
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I haven't been paying close attention to the news, but I was very surprised to see that Mike Tyson is going to fight RuPaul.
November 16, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I haven't been paying close attention to the news, but I was very surprised to see that Mike Tyson is going to fight RuPaul.
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Please read and use. Important. Please share.
November 16, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Please read and use. Important. Please share.
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha
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Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 15, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Guys I found the killer
At least I thought so. Woke up to a lot of hurtful accusations this morning. #notallgeoffs
Have to say, isn't Bluesky just so much NICER than Twitter?
November 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Guys I found the killer
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sorry to be so giddy about this but Alex Jones is a piece of dogshit. this is a man who sic'd his worthless followers on the families of dead schoolchildren and couldn't even man up enough to say "I did that and I stand by it." to curbstomp him would be an insult to the curb. die broke, bitch
November 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM
sorry to be so giddy about this but Alex Jones is a piece of dogshit. this is a man who sic'd his worthless followers on the families of dead schoolchildren and couldn't even man up enough to say "I did that and I stand by it." to curbstomp him would be an insult to the curb. die broke, bitch
I woke up to this headline: the onion wins. Alex Jones Infowars bankruptcy auction
November 14, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I woke up to this headline: the onion wins. Alex Jones Infowars bankruptcy auction
I feel you tractor supply training video guy, I feel you.
November 14, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel you tractor supply training video guy, I feel you.
For random memes for tonight.
November 13, 2024 at 6:02 AM
For random memes for tonight.
Here is a graphite drawing I did that I entered into a contest at my local library. This one didn't place, but the one I drew of my cousin and his daughter won first.
November 12, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Here is a graphite drawing I did that I entered into a contest at my local library. This one didn't place, but the one I drew of my cousin and his daughter won first.
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Learned a new word: Kakistocracy
November 11, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Learned a new word: Kakistocracy
Various dog memes
November 11, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Various dog memes
Tonight's mood: burn the patriarchy
November 11, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Tonight's mood: burn the patriarchy
Does this dog look haunted?
November 11, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Does this dog look haunted?
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Can we call the twitter exodus Xit? Please? I always wanted to get to name something.
November 11, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Can we call the twitter exodus Xit? Please? I always wanted to get to name something.