Graham Scott
grahamscott.bsky.social
Graham Scott
@grahamscott.bsky.social
Got woken up by one of the cats licking my eyelid. Do not recommend.
July 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.
July 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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86 fucking years old.
June 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I am crying 😭😭😭

Wait until you see Eddy 😭😭😭
June 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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jeff: i’m a chef

geoff: i am also a cheof
May 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Quite the payoff
May 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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going to hagnuts if anyone wants anything
April 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
April 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I love everything about this. 💚
🚀 It's GO time!

Real hope and real change does not trickle down from the top, it rises up.

We're backing bold, exciting candidates at the upcoming council elections.

Sign up to our action days, share and contribute here - greensorganise.uk/taking-the-f...

youtu.be/Bgu5HpwDYDs
We’re taking the FIGHT to REFORM
YouTube video by Greens Organise
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March 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Revisited the stand-out talk from last year's FFConf - It All Means Nothing In The End by @amyhupe.bsky.social . Exploring how to find purpose and deal with burnout, it resonated deeply with me. 40 minutes well spent, even the second time around.
February 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Love this thread
Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵
February 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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for a few days in 2006 nobody in high school could turn in homework and it was my fault

a little story about mail rules, teenage computer mischief, and good adults~

This is on my blog eieio.games/blog/breakin...

but I'll also summarize it here (are bsky threads a thing? not sure...)
The time I Broke my High School Mail Server · eieio.games
For 3 days in 2006, nobody at my high school could turn in homework because of my dumb joke. Here's why.
eieio.games
February 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm not saying I'm down with the kids but Soundcloud just played me an ad for retirement homes
January 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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My sister’s friend recently went to the Museum of Natural History in Pakistan and folks… there’s nothing natural about it
January 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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The sound of Jell-O getting shredded is one of the most disturbing noises I ever heard in my life. This is something straight out of hell. DO NOT LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES ON!!!
December 31, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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feeling stressed from family time?

wind down with the Christmas episode of “The Bear”
December 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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I am available for new contract work.

I have 20+ years 😩 experience in web design and development and I’m still learning. I have written courses and books that have influenced interface design across the industry. I love prototyping, writing documentation, creative coding, and #a11y.

👋
November 25, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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My boyfriend got kicked off the cyber truck waiting list for having sex.
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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I introduced KPIs into my romantic relationships to maximise our collective happiness.

Here's a thread of how it went so you can decide if it's right for you and your partner(s) 👇
November 16, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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Ultimately, the echo chamber commentary is meant to inoculate the population with increasingly far right and openly fascist rhetoric while also pushing that any other speech is not as important and is based on not understanding the fascists argument. It’s an astroturf. We don’t accept fascism.
November 16, 2024 at 7:24 AM
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Me, being high: sometimes I feel like I want to eat colours

Skittles scientist: YES
November 15, 2024 at 5:12 AM