Graham Goring
@grahamgoring.bsky.social
Professional idiot and award-losing writer (LEGO City Undercover, LEGO etc etc, Planet Zoo, Planet Coaster & many more). Making an indie game in the most oversaturated genre on the market.
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All 31 #zombieskulltober doodles on one canvas (crappy gif version in comments)
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
All 31 #zombieskulltober doodles on one canvas (crappy gif version in comments)
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
So happy about this - I stumbled upon the original run via the Megazine floppy and it's easily in my top 5 non-Dreddverse strips. :)
Ahoy! Helium is returning to 2000 AD for "Red October" - coming soon!
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So happy about this - I stumbled upon the original run via the Megazine floppy and it's easily in my top 5 non-Dreddverse strips. :)
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📣 ICY TOWER IS COMING BACK
Stoked to announce that we're making a brand new Icy Tower game, ready for the 25th anniversary next year!
Check out the trailer, spread the news, and wishlist on Steam :D
s.team/a/3014860
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Stoked to announce that we're making a brand new Icy Tower game, ready for the 25th anniversary next year!
Check out the trailer, spread the news, and wishlist on Steam :D
s.team/a/3014860
More in thread 👇🧵
October 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
📣 ICY TOWER IS COMING BACK
Stoked to announce that we're making a brand new Icy Tower game, ready for the 25th anniversary next year!
Check out the trailer, spread the news, and wishlist on Steam :D
s.team/a/3014860
More in thread 👇🧵
Stoked to announce that we're making a brand new Icy Tower game, ready for the 25th anniversary next year!
Check out the trailer, spread the news, and wishlist on Steam :D
s.team/a/3014860
More in thread 👇🧵
It's really gratifying to see all the amazing reviews for LEGO Party this morning, but as its writer there's only one review comment that's burnt into my brain...
September 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It's really gratifying to see all the amazing reviews for LEGO Party this morning, but as its writer there's only one review comment that's burnt into my brain...
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EARTH MUST DIE
Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE
Please RETWEET and WISHLIST
Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE
Please RETWEET and WISHLIST
September 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
EARTH MUST DIE
Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE
Please RETWEET and WISHLIST
Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE
Please RETWEET and WISHLIST
Just watched a French production of Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds - OOOOOH LAAAA LAAAA!
September 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Just watched a French production of Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds - OOOOOH LAAAA LAAAA!
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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1* did not wank the elephants.
Good Morning.
Good Morning.
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
1* did not wank the elephants.
Good Morning.
Good Morning.
Awful news - during my recent return to 2000AD I've been reading through all of Judge Dredd from the beginning, and Dave's work was something I always loved soaking in. His and Ken Niemand's alt.Dredd strip Megatropolis is one of the all-time greats, due in large part to Dave's incredible artistry.
So sorry to hear about the passing of Dave Taylor. Amazing artist and a lovely guy. Love to his family ❤️
August 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Awful news - during my recent return to 2000AD I've been reading through all of Judge Dredd from the beginning, and Dave's work was something I always loved soaking in. His and Ken Niemand's alt.Dredd strip Megatropolis is one of the all-time greats, due in large part to Dave's incredible artistry.
Given that McCain micro chips have been around for nigh-on 40 years now, how are they still so unbelievably shit?
August 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Given that McCain micro chips have been around for nigh-on 40 years now, how are they still so unbelievably shit?
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We're all built at Gamescom for LEGO® Party!
We'll be giving these away on the LEGO stage and to some lucky players this week.
We'll be giving these away on the LEGO stage and to some lucky players this week.
August 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We're all built at Gamescom for LEGO® Party!
We'll be giving these away on the LEGO stage and to some lucky players this week.
We'll be giving these away on the LEGO stage and to some lucky players this week.
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The countdown is on!
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Hollow Knight: Silksong - Special Announcement
YouTube video by Team Cherry
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August 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The countdown is on!
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Huh. Didn't expect to see a visual metaphor for our times during my walk this morning.
August 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Huh. Didn't expect to see a visual metaphor for our times during my walk this morning.
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My 7 year old son loves Gauntlet-style games so I booted up Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance for us today. Unfortunately it was only when we started playing that I remembered that the game dated from an era when every single developer's codebase seemingly started with:
#include "tit_physics.h"
#include "tit_physics.h"
August 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My 7 year old son loves Gauntlet-style games so I booted up Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance for us today. Unfortunately it was only when we started playing that I remembered that the game dated from an era when every single developer's codebase seemingly started with:
#include "tit_physics.h"
#include "tit_physics.h"
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Environmental storytelling.
August 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Environmental storytelling.
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Incredible! I've found something that's somehow more frustrating than attempting to help a child understand LEGO Marvel Superheroes' Byzantine and opaque design choices and controls.
In case you're wondering, the more frustrating thing is attempting the same task but with TWO children.
In case you're wondering, the more frustrating thing is attempting the same task but with TWO children.
August 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Incredible! I've found something that's somehow more frustrating than attempting to help a child understand LEGO Marvel Superheroes' Byzantine and opaque design choices and controls.
In case you're wondering, the more frustrating thing is attempting the same task but with TWO children.
In case you're wondering, the more frustrating thing is attempting the same task but with TWO children.
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Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole".
(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
August 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole".
(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
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Bluey is this generation’s Calvin and Hobbes
August 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Bluey is this generation’s Calvin and Hobbes
Just went to see Pixar's latest - Elio - with the family. Blubbed like a big soft idiot at least three times - loved it!
July 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just went to see Pixar's latest - Elio - with the family. Blubbed like a big soft idiot at least three times - loved it!