Graham Goring
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Graham Goring
@grahamgoring.bsky.social
Professional idiot and award-losing writer (LEGO City Undercover, LEGO etc etc, Planet Zoo, Planet Coaster & many more). Making an indie game in the most oversaturated genre on the market.

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My dentist does it for large fillings on molars only. And, although there's probably no correlation, my dentist is *excellent*.
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That's great ain't all, but where's the Spacehog remaster, eh? ;)
October 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I wish I could say that this is the first time my work on a game has made a child cry, but I know for a fact that it's at least the third. Although, to my credit, my writing has only been the cause twice. The other time it was my level design.
September 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Technology Connections. God I love it. One video a month with a cranky Midwesterner explaining how some doohickey works and why it was good/bad.
September 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A sacrifice I was willing to make for the GREATER GOOD OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
September 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Such a fun writing job! Easily the most fun project I've written on despite every zoom meeting being at either 11pm or 7am. Bah!
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I was erring towards the government banning further R&D in the field of micro-chips because we're already an island of porkers. And I can use that word because I'm a member of the porkommunity.
August 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
New Conspiracy Theory unlocked!
August 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I know, the idiocy of it!

Wait, they're getting excited about the *right* game, aren't they? Otherwise that would NEVER do, oh no...
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well I know for a fact that you have my address, and yet one of these is conspicuously absent from my mantelpiece... How strange.
August 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM