Graham Goring
@grahamgoring.bsky.social
Professional idiot and award-losing writer (LEGO City Undercover, LEGO etc etc, Planet Zoo, Planet Coaster & many more). Making an indie game in the most oversaturated genre on the market.
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It's really gratifying to see all the amazing reviews for LEGO Party this morning, but as its writer there's only one review comment that's burnt into my brain...
September 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It's really gratifying to see all the amazing reviews for LEGO Party this morning, but as its writer there's only one review comment that's burnt into my brain...
Huh. Didn't expect to see a visual metaphor for our times during my walk this morning.
August 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Huh. Didn't expect to see a visual metaphor for our times during my walk this morning.
Went to a kids New Year's Eve party in Manchester. Here is the art they had left up for all the 6 year olds to enjoy.
December 31, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Went to a kids New Year's Eve party in Manchester. Here is the art they had left up for all the 6 year olds to enjoy.
I can't say for certain, but I think a miracle may have occurred here earlier.
December 2, 2024 at 8:57 AM
I can't say for certain, but I think a miracle may have occurred here earlier.
Once you lose the letter K, these just sound like something a weirdo picks off the bottom of their feet.
November 7, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Once you lose the letter K, these just sound like something a weirdo picks off the bottom of their feet.
Great work with the cock-and-balls UI there, lads!
October 5, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Great work with the cock-and-balls UI there, lads!
Yes! A new pointless way to judge myself against others!
September 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Yes! A new pointless way to judge myself against others!
For me it's The Deactivators, a game which I thoroughly ripped off when designing Go Go Rescue Squad.
September 14, 2024 at 10:41 AM
For me it's The Deactivators, a game which I thoroughly ripped off when designing Go Go Rescue Squad.
We're at Gulliver's World, where someone thought this terrifying fucker would make for a delightful ride mascot. Its only saving grace is that it doesn't move. At least, not while you're looking at it...
August 5, 2024 at 1:15 PM
We're at Gulliver's World, where someone thought this terrifying fucker would make for a delightful ride mascot. Its only saving grace is that it doesn't move. At least, not while you're looking at it...
My wife just bought new trainers and with these colours I hope Nintendo's getting a cut of the profits...
July 5, 2024 at 9:18 AM
My wife just bought new trainers and with these colours I hope Nintendo's getting a cut of the profits...
To whoever keeps Blippi's wiki page updated, you're doing God's work.
May 26, 2024 at 9:43 AM
To whoever keeps Blippi's wiki page updated, you're doing God's work.
...And Tear Your Soul Apart.
February 19, 2024 at 5:48 PM
...And Tear Your Soul Apart.
Not sure those safety test stickers are filling me with confidence...
February 11, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Not sure those safety test stickers are filling me with confidence...
I'll be honest, this article answered all my questions and I didn't feel the need to look any further.
February 2, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I'll be honest, this article answered all my questions and I didn't feel the need to look any further.
You know who *I* blame? Bluey.
October 27, 2023 at 6:34 AM
You know who *I* blame? Bluey.