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This sounds like a Nick Mullen bit
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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One of the many bitter pills to swallow is that there will be not one single consequence for Jerry Seinfeld basically complimenting the KKK and equating them to the phrase Free Palestine. There will be little, if any, media pushback. It’s terrible.
September 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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National Weather Service Grand Forks explaining there’s no threat for tsunami impacts in North Dakota, a landlocked state
July 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Chappell Roan’s The Giver, a song literally about lesbian topping she did as a country anthem cause she thought it was funny, used for Hockey Night in Canada’s opening tonight & it’s even funnier
March 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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People I wish would shut the fuck up over the years...
March 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol
March 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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GRIMES HAS DIED OF BIRD FLU
March 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image
February 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The guy who leads 49.7% of the House of Representatives thinks they are going against insurmountable odds.
"What leverage do we have?" says Democratic House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "They control the House, the Senate and the presidency; it's their government."
February 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar

what a surprise
February 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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American health workers looking to relocate? Doorway to practice medicine in Canada 🇨🇦
We have job openings nationwide. www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...
Canada announces new immigration stream specific to health workers
Communities across Canada need health workers. The health field is one of several key sectors of Canada’s labour force which is facing unprecedented shortages. To help respond to this challenge, last ...
www.canada.ca
February 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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It should’ve been this plane
February 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Timeline cleanse
October 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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a cartoon character with a mushroom on his head
ALT: a cartoon character with a mushroom on his head
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Me, talking about the Napster ban
January 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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thats ok im already fluent in anxiety
January 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Actually I’m Canadian
December 6, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence
December 5, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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You can call posts here "tweets" if you want to. Tweeting doesn't have to be something that was only proprietary to Twitter, which doesn't even exist anymore as a brand anyway. Tweeting can be the act of sharing bit-sized and possibly psychotic musings on a platform like this.
November 30, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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and i would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids
November 27, 2024 at 4:35 AM
People know tariffs are just taxes right?
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
All my parasocials are showing up here on Bluesky-time to forge new, exciting, and unhealthy relationships!
November 19, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Deleted twitter, nature is healing (figuratively)
November 18, 2024 at 9:24 PM