Clark Matthews
@clarkmatthews.bsky.social
The long-winded, basketball obsessed editor emeritus of TheLostOgle.com
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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
Any Democrat who wants to be President should offer Greg Bovino two options: 1. Learn what it’s like to be a foreigner in another country or 2. Learn what it’s like to be held as a prisoner in your native country
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Any Democrat who wants to be President should offer Greg Bovino two options: 1. Learn what it’s like to be a foreigner in another country or 2. Learn what it’s like to be held as a prisoner in your native country
OnLy CrImINaLs CaRrY gUnS oN oUr StReEtS
January 25, 2026 at 3:41 PM
OnLy CrImINaLs CaRrY gUnS oN oUr StReEtS
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thank you Comrade Bill Kristol!
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 24, 2026 at 11:52 PM
thank you Comrade Bill Kristol!
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Bill Kristol sees this shit clearly. I don't know how so many elected Democrats don't.
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Bill Kristol sees this shit clearly. I don't know how so many elected Democrats don't.
This reminds me about how Mr. Rogers counseled parents to encourage their children to “watch the helpers” during times of tragedy. Only Trump could turn that into a horror story.
A nurse. A researcher. A helper.
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This reminds me about how Mr. Rogers counseled parents to encourage their children to “watch the helpers” during times of tragedy. Only Trump could turn that into a horror story.
That’s why I get so pissed at the Democrats focusing on their lack of training. They’re trained for what they are doing. At best, more training will just make them more discreet.
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
That’s why I get so pissed at the Democrats focusing on their lack of training. They’re trained for what they are doing. At best, more training will just make them more discreet.
Get this man another pair of long johns, we need him out there.
The whole interview is worth it
January 24, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Get this man another pair of long johns, we need him out there.
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100%. If you want an alternative slogan you can go with "Abolish ICE before they kill again."
the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
100%. If you want an alternative slogan you can go with "Abolish ICE before they kill again."
Trump’s supporters are satisfied in admitting that the presence of a gun is a capitol offense?
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Trump’s supporters are satisfied in admitting that the presence of a gun is a capitol offense?
This is just demonstrably false. How can ANYONE believe a word she says?
Noem lies shamelessly: "An individual approached order Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic gun. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived to inflict maximum damage and kill law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
This is just demonstrably false. How can ANYONE believe a word she says?
The referees let out a sigh of relief when Walker made those free throws.
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
The referees let out a sigh of relief when Walker made those free throws.
How does Jenna have a job????
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 AM
How does Jenna have a job????
They can rule Potter fouled Shai, here.
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
They can rule Potter fouled Shai, here.
Play. Some. Defense.
January 24, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Play. Some. Defense.
After they got it to three, the Thunder stopped playing defense.
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM
After they got it to three, the Thunder stopped playing defense.
If they took off the headsets, could they maybe focus on the game?
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
If they took off the headsets, could they maybe focus on the game?
Jenna Schroeder is bad at her job. Thankfully, she got overruled on that one.
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Jenna Schroeder is bad at her job. Thankfully, she got overruled on that one.
Carlson has been terrible tonight.
January 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Carlson has been terrible tonight.
I just rewatched the Keamy season of Lost, and this is like him asking for sympathy that Ben called him bluff after Keamy shot Ben's daughter.
ICE spokesperson Marcos Charles: "My officers stayed with the child. They cared for him. Took him to get something to eat from a drive-thru restaurant and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. Again, my officers did that, not his father ... his family refused to open the door and take him back"
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I just rewatched the Keamy season of Lost, and this is like him asking for sympathy that Ben called him bluff after Keamy shot Ben's daughter.
She went from being a "domestic terrorist" to being a victim of "shit happens."
Trump says the killing of Renee Good was "a horrible thing" and that ICE is "gonna make a mistake sometimes."
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
She went from being a "domestic terrorist" to being a victim of "shit happens."
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“I don’t want to say we’re the heroes of this story but”
ICE spokesperson Marcos Charles: "My officers stayed with the child. They cared for him. Took him to get something to eat from a drive-thru restaurant and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. Again, my officers did that, not his father ... his family refused to open the door and take him back"
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 PM
“I don’t want to say we’re the heroes of this story but”
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The “different type of warrant”:
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The “different type of warrant”:
Probably related to the "electrical issues" that made his plane turn around.
January 22, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Probably related to the "electrical issues" that made his plane turn around.