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Is that Dichen Lachman as Impa!?
Here's our first look at Zelda and Link filming the live-action Legend of Zelda movie in New Zealand
www.eurogamer.net/heres-our-fi...
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I think there's something very cathartic about Carol's anger and calling out of BS in Plur1bus. Curious to see folks have an unfavourable response to her, especially with everything she's going through 😅
You rot on the sofa and binge Golden Girls, Carol. I get it. You're doing great.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by Sclurp
Wendy Williams’ latest evaluation by a top neurologist shows no signs of frontotemporal dementia, according to TMZ.

Her team is now moving to end her court-ordered guardianship.
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
😌 my impact.
Red Dead Redemption 2 is now the fourth-biggest-selling game of all time, having sold 79 million copies since it debuted in 2018. https://bit.ly/4p0FGgK
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I think where they're going wrong with Prime 4's marketing, is making the game look like Pokemon Scarlet/ Violet. The non-open world segments look so beautiful, don't make us look at *this*.
Are you ready to put wheels to sand?
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I had no idea Arc Raiders uses gen Ai. Just gonna flick that off the wishlist then...
Rich PvE combat and an unusually friendly community make Arc Raiders a more approachable extraction shooter than most, but Embark Studios' continued use of AI voice generation is a black mark against its reputation.

Our review:

www.eurogamer.net/arc-raiders-...
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Clapping these big boys's cheeks in this game. And on hard mode no less.
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Was not expecting this little guy to be the best warrior in Age of Imprisonment (so far) but I'm absolutely melting everything that gets in his way.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This game better let me fuck this guy or else I'm gonna lose it
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I just absentmindedly went to put a kettle full of boiling water in the fridge. What am I doing? 😅
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The purchase of a Switch 2 should be the barrier for the upgraded experience of our games. Having this extra tax for a bump in resolution and *sometimes* the frame rate is getting ridiculous. Animal Crossing charging to use features that we already pay for, as part of Nintendo Switch Online is crazy
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We won't be spending money to see this. Don't think we forgot, silly movie studio.
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
youtu.be/7nODHyw3lgs

We're heading back to our islands I guess!
Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update – Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Let me word this carefully...A boss saying to a team that them giving 99% is not good enough, and that they should be giving 100% is very flabbergast inducing 😅 & very telling of someone who doesn't know how to be a leader. Fuckin eeell.
October 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Well, now that I have all three, I should probably start reading these, right? 😄
October 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I am loving JWE 3 so far, but my goodness there is some funny jank/ quirks to be sure! #JurassicWorldEvolution3

youtube.com/shorts/ZlcVB...
The Jurassic World Evolution 3 Experience 😂 Part One
YouTube video by Sclurp
youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Let's hope no more guests get eaten today 😭
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Three babies were born. Unfortunately the dinos were created with an unwanted super intelligence genetic trait and they broke loose and killed like 50 people. We lost $4 mil.
Thank you for visiting
Sclurassic Park
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Name our babies (watch them get eaten I guess) 🔴LIVE NOW🔴
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October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
#filmsky
Y'all ever think about why Ripley has a nosebleed as we go into the final act of A L I E N?
WELL I'll tell ya, there was an entire extra scene where the Nostromo crew try to kill the xeno, that was cut.
Ripley, Lambert & Parker try to lure the xeno into an airlock so that they can 🧵
October 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My local cinema is not showing Frankenstein but it IS doing a week of Twilight movies. GENTRIFY THIS DUMP AT ONCE!
October 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It's wild to me that Donkey Kong Bananza is doing in game monthly events for lil rewards, and Mario Kart World over there just doin absolutely nooothin.
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Y'all slept on this game, cos why are there not more sequels to this? It's so fun
youtube.com/shorts/TJLuz...
😂 The Rumble Roses Experience 🌹 #funnymoments
YouTube video by Sclurp
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October 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Which Pokémon are going to stand at our side during the socialist revolution?
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Reposted by Sclurp
“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM