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some of us, need to torture people in the infinite torture prism for mental health reasons. but i guess you dont care about that. maybe you arent as much of an ally as i thousht
July 21, 2023 at 12:18 AM
some of us, need to torture people in the infinite torture prism for mental health reasons. but i guess you dont care about that. maybe you arent as much of an ally as i thousht
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gonna spend one of my bluesky invites on that guy i found one time who tried to call lebron james “lefraud james” but spelled it “lefreud james”
July 10, 2023 at 12:32 AM
gonna spend one of my bluesky invites on that guy i found one time who tried to call lebron james “lefraud james” but spelled it “lefreud james”
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if they had social media in the 60s i could have changed the course of history with a well-timed “more like the john bitch society”
June 15, 2023 at 1:43 AM
if they had social media in the 60s i could have changed the course of history with a well-timed “more like the john bitch society”
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i'm a real sexual dynamo down at the cracker barrel
June 9, 2023 at 3:43 AM
i'm a real sexual dynamo down at the cracker barrel
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ycombinator guy: "it's impossible to even discuss which decentralized social network is optimal without a thorough understanding of the minutiae of the AT protocol and Activity Hub and their influence."
me, busily fusing rockets to every one of my shields in tears of the kingdom: "yes absolutely"
me, busily fusing rockets to every one of my shields in tears of the kingdom: "yes absolutely"
June 6, 2023 at 9:09 PM
ycombinator guy: "it's impossible to even discuss which decentralized social network is optimal without a thorough understanding of the minutiae of the AT protocol and Activity Hub and their influence."
me, busily fusing rockets to every one of my shields in tears of the kingdom: "yes absolutely"
me, busily fusing rockets to every one of my shields in tears of the kingdom: "yes absolutely"
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This smoking hot woman eyes you from across the room. How do you open Adobe Acrobat? How to edit PDF file? Need to scan or edit PDF easy 2018? How to open ANY PDF explained?
June 4, 2023 at 4:49 AM
This smoking hot woman eyes you from across the room. How do you open Adobe Acrobat? How to edit PDF file? Need to scan or edit PDF easy 2018? How to open ANY PDF explained?
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Imagine taking a Founding Father back to your apartment and making him take a huge rip from a bong and then watch Twin Peaks.
June 2, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Imagine taking a Founding Father back to your apartment and making him take a huge rip from a bong and then watch Twin Peaks.
The lack of sex lakes is a new data point in the teen mental health crisis
May 26, 2023 at 8:18 PM
The lack of sex lakes is a new data point in the teen mental health crisis
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our father who does art in heaven 🎨 🖼️ 🖌️
May 14, 2023 at 5:03 PM
our father who does art in heaven 🎨 🖼️ 🖌️
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you can say whatever you like about johnny depp on here and you will not get besieged by that depressing wave of gen x ladies who jack off to him dressed up like a pirate
May 18, 2023 at 10:01 PM
you can say whatever you like about johnny depp on here and you will not get besieged by that depressing wave of gen x ladies who jack off to him dressed up like a pirate
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Jimmy Fallon’s only redeeming feature is not being James Corden.
May 17, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Jimmy Fallon’s only redeeming feature is not being James Corden.
Tatum tells reporters he was diagnosed with peyronies; help or hurt his performance today?
May 14, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Tatum tells reporters he was diagnosed with peyronies; help or hurt his performance today?
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Imagine being stuck mid morph ugh how embarrassing
May 14, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Imagine being stuck mid morph ugh how embarrassing
“If you bump into a dresser, I will self-immolate at the courthouse.”
May 13, 2023 at 10:03 PM
“If you bump into a dresser, I will self-immolate at the courthouse.”
If you move the tissue box my rage will shake the earth
May 12, 2023 at 9:25 PM
If you move the tissue box my rage will shake the earth
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everyone is clamoring to go to the forbidden courses at university of austin so they can study issues that have befuddled the greatest minds of every generation, issues like “non-black people cannot say the n-word” and “nothing is 100% consensual”
May 12, 2023 at 3:02 AM
everyone is clamoring to go to the forbidden courses at university of austin so they can study issues that have befuddled the greatest minds of every generation, issues like “non-black people cannot say the n-word” and “nothing is 100% consensual”
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Elon Musk: I picked a new CEO!
Everyone: uh huh
Elon Musk: it’s a woman!
Everyone: ok
Elon Musk: she’s 69 years old and her pay is $69.420 mil a year
Everyone: alright, man
Elon Musk: also CEO now stands for Commander of Epic Operations🤣🤣🤣
Everyone: uh huh
Elon Musk: it’s a woman!
Everyone: ok
Elon Musk: she’s 69 years old and her pay is $69.420 mil a year
Everyone: alright, man
Elon Musk: also CEO now stands for Commander of Epic Operations🤣🤣🤣
May 11, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Elon Musk: I picked a new CEO!
Everyone: uh huh
Elon Musk: it’s a woman!
Everyone: ok
Elon Musk: she’s 69 years old and her pay is $69.420 mil a year
Everyone: alright, man
Elon Musk: also CEO now stands for Commander of Epic Operations🤣🤣🤣
Everyone: uh huh
Elon Musk: it’s a woman!
Everyone: ok
Elon Musk: she’s 69 years old and her pay is $69.420 mil a year
Everyone: alright, man
Elon Musk: also CEO now stands for Commander of Epic Operations🤣🤣🤣
“Mama, may I?”
you wake up from a deep slumber and see her from across the room how do you open?
May 10, 2023 at 4:24 AM
“Mama, may I?”
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legitimately surprised there’s so little Internet simping for Alf’s mom…..yet
May 10, 2023 at 3:55 AM
legitimately surprised there’s so little Internet simping for Alf’s mom…..yet
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first day working at pixar. there’s a big dial labeled “MOM ASS” on the wall. they told me it’s never allowed to go past 37. i asked what happens if i turn it to 100 and everyone got quiet
May 8, 2023 at 2:08 AM
first day working at pixar. there’s a big dial labeled “MOM ASS” on the wall. they told me it’s never allowed to go past 37. i asked what happens if i turn it to 100 and everyone got quiet