Goose
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Goose
@goosend.bsky.social
Cancer Biologist. Microscopist. ND 2010
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Imagine how much fun this game would be if it were played in Hammond, Indiana
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
January 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
not once never will
Am I the only person who has never downloaded or played with chat gpt and has no interest whatsoever

Does this make a troglodyte
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Fun game where the winner is going to by roasted on a spit next week
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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By 2025 the internet will be completely unusable. You could Google how to treat a rattlesnake bite and they’d make you watch a crypto ad before showing you an article written by AI that tells you to order a snickers from grubhub
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I’m only going to say this one time: I should be watching Jeremiyah Love right now
December 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I'm told that HHS has just terminated all funding agreements with the American Academy of Pediatrics.
Here's a letter HHS sent canceling one of the grants, relating to work on birth defects. Canceled because the project "emphasizes equity, diversity, and inclusion as key foundational components"
December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs

It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Grading and googling hallucinated citations, as one does nowadays, and now that LLMs have been around for a while, I've discovered new horrors: hallucinated journals are now appearing in Google Scholar with dozens of citations bc so many people are citing these fake things
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible

I love it more than life itself
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I'm muting, I'm blocking, I'm unfollowing, I'm auto deleting podcast eps as soon as they pop up. Stay sharp and nimble out there, folks.
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Good, part of fucking around is the inevitable finding out, tell em to choke
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Man, the last team that beat Indiana must be pretty good.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Lol used 5 of their 13 seconds for a single yard.
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Good for you hoosier
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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oh shit... is FIFA corrupt?
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
the CDC is absolutely cooked
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM